Jerry Jones want to beat some Giant ass.

And he’ll do it in a glory hole.

Inglorious Basters

That was the Tarantino movie where the turkeys took out the Pilgrims in a blaze of righteous glory, right?

You CAN appreciate the good fortune of actually having a job while complaining about how under appreciated you are AT said job. If we were never allowed to complain because somebody else had it worse, then there’d be maybe a few thousand people in America who actually could. And most of them would be of Native American descent.

First world problems, I know. Still fucking sucks to me though…

/smallest ones finally starting K

Good to see the kids these days are still doing Ketamine.

cmon, school

/smallest ones finally starting K

J.C. Penney stock is now worth more than Facebook

is this a joke? does duffy realize this must be a joke? facebook’s market cap is $39B. JC Penny’s is under $5B. Based on the valuation method this dumb article is using LinkedIn is worth more than Exxon fucking Mobil.

Was the older cousin sandbagging his powers?

No offense, but all your jobs sound horrific. I’m liking my company more and more every day

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I love my job. I work a lot but also do fun and interesting stuff and make a decent salary. I became a partner about 2 years ago, so there’s job security there.

Well who in the hell’s gonna pay these bills?
One’s drinking, one’s smoking, one’s taking pills

Love me some Pistol Annies.

And, TCM is showing 24 hrs of John Wayne movies. Flying Leathernecks, Stagecoach, They Were Expendable.

Very charming. But she’s two moles away from making the constellation Cassiopeia on her chest.

I was going to go with “holy moley,” but yours sounds much more sophisticated.

Q-tips
Agreed on a house last night. I’ll save money in the long run.

You are going to leave your sweat box room in the house with the power constantly being cut off? Better be worth it.

Yeah Q-Tips
Dryer Sheets
Nail Clippers
Towels
Medicine
Non-BBQ Cooking Stuff Apparatus
Wine Glasses
Place-mats
Napkins

Holy fuck it is expensive to be a woman.

/Team Feral?

my mother in law uses my father in laws old spice deodorant. thankfully my wife thinks it would be strange if she smelled like me.

I’ve used my wife’s deodorant a couple times over the years. It definitely throws me for a loop when I get a random wiff it in the middle of the day.

I cant handle the long IM’s. At a certain point just call me.

I hate getting IMs from people I don’t know or never met at work asking for stuff.

This doesn’t bother me with any other medium (email, phone) and I don’t know why. Maybe because it seems super lazy to me or kinda awkward to hit someone up for something when you don’t even know them?

Team I have not purchased the following items since living with a GF:
Shampoo
Body Wash
Deodorant (lady speed stick this morning)
Hand Soap
Laundry Detergent

Probably more.

my mother in law uses my father in laws old spice deodorant. thankfully my wife thinks it would be strange if she smelled like me.

as in purchase? or rent?

Rent. Definitely not ready to purchase a house.

but mostly relevant to this issue, i think of the all the fat people who drive a block to the store

In my defense, there are semi frequent muggings in my neighborhood and fuck you.

No offense, but all your jobs sound horrific. I’m liking my company more and more every day.

my job chips away at my sanity a little bit everyday. I do enjoy getting a paycheck though, no matter how mediocre it may be.

I cant handle the long IM’s. At a certain point just call me.

to a degree, yes. but there’s a lot of times when i just don’t want to talk face to face with my boss on a subject that is best suited for IM, no matter how long it goes. i can at least easily multitask at that point rather than on a call.