Comments on: Montee Ball Was Victim of “Unprovoked Assault” By Five Men in Madison

By: Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah!

Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 17:11:27 +0000

As the guys approached and asked for his wallet, he asked “Let’s make a deal?”

By: Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah!

Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 17:11:25 +0000

As the guys approached and asked for his wallet, he asked “Let’s make a deal?”

By: scripty

scripty — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 16:08:17 +0000

you had to have been born before 1980 to get this.
/That narrows down the Commentariat quite a bit, actually

They show those re-runs on Gameshow Network all the time. I don’t accept this.

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:58:54 +0000

Something something I guess he didnt have that SEC speed something something

By: heldover

heldover — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:56:29 +0000

That narrows down the Commentariat quite a bit, actually

Would I get that if I were born IN 1980?

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:52:23 +0000

That narrows down the Commentariat quite a bit, actually

Cabbage would’ve gotten it.

/pours one out for Cabbage

By: HawkEye

HawkEye — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:49:24 +0000

you had to have been born before 1980 to get this.

That narrows down the Commentariat quite a bit, actually

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:49:08 +0000

If he was a millionaire, one of his family members would’ve been taken hostage as well.

By himself.

/Corwin Brown, Bobby Sippio, Alonzo Spellman, Claude Terrell…

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:45:47 +0000

Nice work Spencer. BTW, aren’t you the Zappa fan? I was jammin’ Joe’s Garage the other night and the wife said “this is good, creepy, catchy, and intricate all at the same time.” I was rather proud of her.

AWESOME. and yea, im a huge fan. my dad got me a framed print of zappa sitting on a tractor in a field looking creepy that i put up in my office. he’s my spirit guide.

By: heldover

heldover — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:41:17 +0000

looks like five guys…

/sunglasses

…serve crime when they combo.

/YYYEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Your finest work yet, sir. +a few

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:41:08 +0000

So this is better than being a millionaire how?

If he was a millionaire, one of his family members would’ve been taken hostage as well.

By: Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah!

Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:40:52 +0000

As the guys approached and asked for his wallet, he asked “Let’s make a deal?”

you had to have been born before 1980 to get this.

By: ohheelyeah

ohheelyeah — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:39:42 +0000

Nice work Spencer. BTW, aren’t you the Zappa fan? I was jammin’ Joe’s Garage the other night and the wife said “this is good, creepy, catchy, and intricate all at the same time.” I was rather proud of her.

By: scripty

scripty — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:39:42 +0000

*Hall

By: scripty

scripty — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:39:23 +0000

Well done.

I was nervously refreshing & waiting for that nuanced Monty Ball reference to get recorgnized. Thanks.

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:37:53 +0000

As the guys approached and asked for his wallet, he asked “Let’s make a deal?”

Well done.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:37:09 +0000

looks like five guys…

/sunglasses

…serve crime when they combo.

/YYYEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:36:07 +0000

Sounds like Wisconsin has a culture problem

Seeing stuff like this in every thread hasn’t gotten old at all, here it doesn’t even make sense since this is the opposite of fans glorifying college football to absurd levels

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:35:02 +0000

This headline will also be applicable when Dantonio brings his gang of thugs to town in October.

Gholston’s a beast.

By: scripty

scripty — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:34:46 +0000

3/1 RAYCESS Act
4/1 Ball tried to pick up one of their girls in the bar
6/1 Ball big-timed one of the five in the bar:
6/1 Mugging
12/1 Random Act of Violence, Other