Missouri’s Elvis Fisher Has Some Demands Before He Shows Up at Fall Camp

All, College Football Ty Duffy August 1st. 2012, 12:30pm

Missouri offensive lineman Elvis Fisher has some demands he would like addressed before the start of football season. Chief among them is getting some better soap in the locker room. We all know how important a proper shower can be in the SEC.

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11 Responses to “Missouri’s Elvis Fisher Has Some Demands Before He Shows Up at Fall Camp”

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sousedbergin Says:
August 1st, 2012 at 12:38 PM
Serf revolt begins with unreasonable demands, the CZAR must not overstep his reaction as it could create further turmoil for the Gentry.
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njensen79 Says:
August 1st, 2012 at 12:40 PM
Notice that he didn’t once mention money as a demand?
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Nada Says:
August 1st, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Missouri offensive lineman Elvis Fisher has some demands he would like addressed before the start of football season
1) He wants to sit out all games involving SEC defensive lines, except maybe Vanderbilt and Ole Miss
2) No, better include Vandy and Ole Piss
3) Makes an exception for A&M
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sousedbergin Says:
August 1st, 2012 at 12:49 PM
Notice that he didn’t once mention money as a demand?
Serf cannot dare dream of money, they are a simple folk with simple demands:
1. Stop enslaving my children
2. Access to basic hygiene
3. Lower mill use cost than 99% of yield
4. Less winter/drought starvation
5. Usable apprenticeship beyond plowing
6. A chance to be free
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ms621 Says:
August 1st, 2012 at 12:58 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: sousedbergin=Buster Bluth.
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Walking Underwear Says:
August 1st, 2012 at 1:00 PM
cute baby animal pic!!
/pours one out for sg
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sousedbergin Says:
August 1st, 2012 at 1:03 PM
/pours one out for sg
JMAC is hammering women these days?
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starkweather Says:
August 1st, 2012 at 1:12 PM
Notice that he didn’t once mention money as a demand?
All leverage is gone on that front once you sign the LOI
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Walking Underwear Says:
August 1st, 2012 at 1:13 PM
nah she likes twitter better than you
/ok, maybe us
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
August 1st, 2012 at 1:17 PM
Serf revolt begins with unreasonable demands
Mr. Fisher is going to end up with his head on a pike, while Gary Pinkel grabs the punter and makes him look at it.
/GoT’d
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Patrick Division Says:
August 1st, 2012 at 1:48 PM
JMAC is hammering women these days?
Coop would NOT approve.