Comments on: Ye Shiwen, 16-Year-old Swimming Gold Medalist, is Embroiled in a Doping Controversy

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:29:32 +0000

GloriousMullet Says:

Plus all the health insurance you want

/bravo

By: Mugatu

Mugatu — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:21:27 +0000

I’m glad to see a Jamaican finish top 4 in the women’s breaststroke. That’s huge

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:20:09 +0000

That right there is a female swimmer. Now let’s talk about female swimmers. Can we talk about female swimmers, please? I’ve been dying to talk about the female swimmers with you all day, OK? “Ye Shiwen,” this name keeps coming up over and over again. Ye Shiwen! Ye Shiwen! I look on the webs, and everyone is talking about Ye Shiwen! So I say to myself, “I gotta find see this chick! I gotta go home and watch this chick get in the goddamn water!” So I go home and turn on the TV and what do I find out TBL? What do I find out?! Ye Shiwen is involved ina doping controversy. The chick may or may not be doping, okay? So I decide, “Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper.” Ye Shiwen is faster than that suck-ass Lochte? You gotta be kidding me! She’s gotta be doping! Everyone’s talkin about Ye Shiwen! All right. So I start marchin’ my way down to my buddy Brians office and I knock on his door and I say, “Brian! Brian! I gotta talk to you about Ye Shiwen.” And when I open the door what do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that office! There…is…no…Brian. Guys, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town. AND WHAT ABOUT YE SHIWEN? AND WHAT ABOUT DONG DONG?

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:18:44 +0000

what’s going on with Ryen Russillo at ESPN?

He piss all over the floor too?

By: A.P.

A.P. — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:17:32 +0000

Russillo is probably on vacation at the moment.

By: Rat Face Krzyzewski

Rat Face Krzyzewski — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:13:51 +0000

what’s going on with Ryen Russillo at ESPN?

Trivial compared to Erin Andrews new role at Fox.

By: AssaultWithAConcreteDildo

AssaultWithAConcreteDildo — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:09:28 +0000

Big big story, but more importantly – what’s going on with Ryen Russillo at ESPN?

By: A.P.

A.P. — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:09:22 +0000

Spencer’s taking some time off to get a grow operation

oh, you weren’t talking about him getting taller…

By: scripty

scripty — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:06:27 +0000

The Ye Shiwen medal controversy has left me shaken and disturbed, and all the questions keep coming up over and over again, like bubbles in a case of club soda. Who was this new swimmer And why was she setting crazy records? And how? Did the Chinese coaches lie to us? I didn’t have any proof, but somehow, I didn’t entirely trust them either. Why was the ‘I Luv You’ not listed in Ludwig’s records? And if it was, did he know about it? And if he didn’t, who did? And where the hell was I?

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:05:47 +0000

In China they treat their athletes kindly and with their bests interests at heart.

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:04:59 +0000

Didn’t this happen like 3 days ago? Why is she only being tested just now?

Nobody clicks the links.

By: guinnessgirl13

guinnessgirl13 — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:04:31 +0000

Where in the hell is spencer?
Driving Urban to State College.

Between that and Dong we have winners.

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:04:16 +0000

Spencer’s taking some time off to get a grow operation going in the hopes of raising enough capital to put in a bid for the Browns

By: The Wayne Fontes Safari

The Wayne Fontes Safari — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:01:53 +0000

Where in the hell is spencer?

Driving Urban to State College.

By: cassino

cassino — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:01:45 +0000

Didn’t this happen like 3 days ago? Why is she only being tested just now?

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:00:02 +0000

TBL: “Wait, that’s not what I mea..”
*CLICK

Ha!

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 14:57:58 +0000

Definitely suspicious. But then again, I’m always suspicious of anyone not from Europe, North America, and Australia winning gold medals.

The Chinese are now accusing Phelps of doping. Their reasoning… is it natural for someone to set seven world records during one Olympics?

I enjoy the Winter Olympics much more than this shit.

By: ohheelyeah

ohheelyeah — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 14:57:46 +0000

Perhaps I’m too jaded, but clean drug tests don’t always equal a clean athlete. The important questions are: how much did Shiwen outperform her previous bests, how was she trending heading to the olympics, and why does Krzyzewski look like a fucking rat?

ftfy

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 14:56:33 +0000

Where in the hell is spencer?

I was wondering the same thing. Did he go back to being a drug mule for the Zetas?

By: Der Kaiser

Der Kaiser — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 14:56:20 +0000

mullet – i have been wondering the same thing. been meaning to talk golf equip and wrist injuries with him.

In that case, let’s hope he keeps on hiding.