Dirk Nowitzki Was Married in Africa Over the Weekend
Dirk Nowitzki got married over the weekend in Africa. This means that everyone jumped the gun by a week when they breathlessly reported Dirk had married his fiancee, Jessica Olsson.
According to Newstime Africa, Dirk said:
“This is one of two wedding set-ups that we have planned to undertake and the ceremony has been very beautiful,” said Dirk. The seven foot tall NBA player delivered the bride price as it’s expected in a befitting traditional African ceremony in Kenya. Sources clarify that Jessica and Nowitzki born of a Swedish father and a Kenyan mother, opted to wed in style with hosting the ceremonies one in her mother’s home based in Kenya and the other in Germany.
Olsson is the manager of an art gallery in Dallas. [Newstime Africa; photo via IAMAGM]

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July 30th, 2012 at 5:34 PM
try to unsee this
https://twitter.com/MrElliot/status/230033664250101761/photo/1
July 30th, 2012 at 5:34 PM
Is this the Breaking bad post???
July 30th, 2012 at 5:42 PM
Newstime Africa
My go to website for all newsy things Africa.
July 30th, 2012 at 5:45 PM
I really remember ping pong being more entertaining than this. When do they get 15 feet away from the table and start volleying. This shit is awful.
July 30th, 2012 at 5:47 PM
How’s the air up there?
/ Bacon’d
July 30th, 2012 at 5:48 PM
There are those who contend that nothing happened in last night’s episode and so no discussion is called for.
I am not among those delusional people.
July 30th, 2012 at 5:58 PM
sick handle
July 30th, 2012 at 6:02 PM
Rich, famous, young. Is this really the best he could do? Why aren’t more athletes as wise as Derek Jeter? Why?
July 30th, 2012 at 6:04 PM
I bless the rains down in Af-ri-caaaaaa!
July 30th, 2012 at 6:06 PM
this is the start of the bug-eating discussion
on purpose i’ve eaten grasshoppers ants and live beetles in costa rica called the asthma beetle. they tasted exactly like pepper
July 30th, 2012 at 6:08 PM
Sources clarify that Jessica and Nowitzki born of a Swedish father and a Kenyan mother,
what means this?
July 30th, 2012 at 6:09 PM
Had ants once, in survival school. Tasted like lemon drops. Yum, yum.
July 30th, 2012 at 6:11 PM
i’d eat just about any bug, as long as it was cooked crispy. the live beetles were so small that chewing them live was no biggie. let em crawl around in my mouth for awhile then…
CHOMP
July 30th, 2012 at 6:20 PM
Yee haw! Good to be on top of the food chain, eh?
July 30th, 2012 at 6:22 PM
Yee haw! Good to be on top of the food chain, eh?
funny you should bring that up…i heard on a cartoon “we’re at the pointy end of the food chain”
had never heard it that way before, liked it