Comments on: DJ Williams of the Packers Says He Wrestled Cows in the Offseason, But Everyone is Skeptical

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 19:43:28 +0000

I read that all out of context. He was obviously bullshitting.

/Removes TBL’s Resident Calf Wrestler hat
//puts it on hat rack.

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 19:41:11 +0000

However, for most varieties, cows are really docile and generally have their own shit on their backsides.

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 19:39:19 +0000

Bullshit.

I used to wrestle calves back in the day and then hold them down while they got their nuts chopped and got shots. Taking down a calf isn’t too hard. Taking down a cow? Pfft. Taking down a cow with her calf present? No way. I had a friend in high school who was feeding and accidentally got in between a mom and a calf. He ended up with a concussion and bunch of stitches to reapply his scalp.

By: JayhawkerJ

JayhawkerJ — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 19:34:03 +0000

You sure he isn’t just talking about fat chicks at a bar?

By: starkweather

starkweather — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 19:11:25 +0000

Come at me, cow