Tyson Chandler is the First Athlete in Lolo Jones’ Bed in the Olympic Village

Lolo Jones is set up to be one of the biggest stars of the London Olympics. Plus, she’s fairly attractive. Thus, she should be hanging out the biggest stars of the Olympics – both literally and physically. Yesterday she tweeted this picture with Chris Paul, LeBron James and Kevin Durant. Then she took a picture with Anthony Davis. Finally, she tweeted a picture Tyson Chandler hanging off her bed. That’s right – Tyson Chandler was the first Olympic athlete in Lolo Jones bed during the London Games.

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18 Responses to “Tyson Chandler is the First Athlete in Lolo Jones’ Bed in the Olympic Village”

ohheelyeah Says:
July 27th, 2012 at 5:47 PM

She can get it. But you have to marry her to give it

GloriousMullet Says:
July 27th, 2012 at 6:00 PM

Lolo Jones is set up to be one of the biggest stars of the London Olympics. Plus, she’s fairly attractive. Thus, she should be ~~hanging out~~reamed out by the biggest ~~stars~~dongs of the Olympics

Chief Says:
July 27th, 2012 at 6:03 PM

That’s right – Tyson Chandler was the first Olympic athlete in Lolo Jones bed during the London Games.

Lolo Jones wasn’t the first Olympic athlete in Lolo Jones’ bed?

KC Resident Says:
July 27th, 2012 at 6:07 PM

Two observations.

1. I had no idea it was possible to make a hat that was too big for Anthony Davis’ head.

2. Lebron’s hipster glasses are just, I don’t know. No words.

ms621 Says:
July 27th, 2012 at 6:22 PM

2. Lebron’s hipster glasses are just, I don’t know. No words.

I made an observation like this in a thread just before the finals. It was a completely neutral statement about how much of a douche LeBron is for wearing them. Within 5 comments I was lambasted as just another Heat hater and that I must be a Thunder fan because I “gave a pass” on Durant doing the same thing.

Experiencing that reminded me of why I avoid NBA fans.

VladimirCrouton Says:
July 27th, 2012 at 6:22 PM

I’d love to bend Lolo over a barrel and show her the 50 states.

Smallie Bigs Says:
July 27th, 2012 at 6:26 PM

I’d love to bend Lolo over a barrel and show her the 50 states.

That’s not a saying.

MaddMatt Says:
July 27th, 2012 at 6:35 PM

day late.

KC Resident Says:
July 27th, 2012 at 6:39 PM

Within 5 comments I was lambasted as just another Heat hater and that I must be a Thunder fan because I “gave a pass” on Durant doing the same thing.

So does this mean we hate Team USA?

I’d give Durant shit too for wearing those silly things. Just give me an opportunity.

ms621 Says:
July 27th, 2012 at 6:40 PM

So does this mean we hate Team USA?

I’d give Durant shit too for wearing those silly things. Just give me an opportunity.

I guess so.

I added that I hated the glasses no matter who was wearing them, but by then the damage was done. In short, I’ve learned not to comment in NBA posts ever.

Walking Underwear Says:
July 27th, 2012 at 7:09 PM

Going to wifes 20th hs reunion tomorrow. Looking forward to human comedy and drinking and great eats

jthussler Says:
July 27th, 2012 at 7:26 PM

I added that I hated the glasses no matter who was wearing them, but by then the damage was done. In short, I’ve learned not to comment in NBA posts ever.

I remember this. I believe it was because you said you hated the Heat because of the glasses that LBJ / Wade wear, and that’s why you were rooting for OKC even though Westbrook / Durant / Harden do the same thing.

Not saying I commented on any of this (I could care less), but I DO remember it, think that’s the reason why it happened, and feel more pathetic about myself for remembering.

The more you know.

KC Resident Says:
July 27th, 2012 at 7:26 PM

In short, I’ve learned not to comment in NBA posts ever. MS

NBA fans are as touchy feely as soccer fans.

KC Resident Says:
July 27th, 2012 at 7:27 PM

feel more pathetic about myself for remembering. jt

Nah. Keep those memories. They’ll be helpful when the The Big Lead oral history account comes out in the June 2022 edition of GQ.

ms621 Says:
July 27th, 2012 at 7:32 PM

I’ll have to take your word on that. But if you are remembering correctly, then perhaps my comment wasn’t as innocent as I thought.

squawkbox Says:
July 27th, 2012 at 8:58 PM

The mullet wins again.

Caribou Says:
July 27th, 2012 at 10:33 PM

Going to wifes 20th hs reunion tomorrow. Looking forward to human comedy and drinking and great eats

Good times, good times. Went to my wife’s 20th yr a couple of years ago. Usually the guy who was the top drunk & screw off in HS, is still the same guy, but he’s divorced with 2 kids and menial job.

Walking Underwear Says:
July 27th, 2012 at 11:19 PM

love the 6th grade bedcover…sports!