Reporter Confuses Mark Sanchez For Tim Tebow, Sanchez Calmly Explains, “I’m Mark”
Mark Sanchez’s days of being the King of New York Football may be over. There was a time when women would scream his name when they should have been celebrating Eli Manning’s second Super Bowl ring. There was a time when Sanchez did not need to introduce himself. The man has taken the Jets to the playoffs multiple times! He should be the toast of the town! Now Tim Tebow has rolled into town and reporters are calling Sanchez, “Tim.” Sometimes life just ain’t fair.
Let’s take this opportunity to discuss their Brangelina name. Platoon quarterbacks need celebrity couple names. Should we go with Sanchbow or T-Chez? I think I like T-Chez. T-Chez is the name of a quarterback duo that no defensive coordinator can prepare for. “Shit. We got T-Chez coming to town this week. Hope the offense can score a million points or T-Chez is going to whoop us good.” Yeah. T-Chez.
[Guyism]
Update: Oooh boy. Ben Shpigel, a Jets reporter for the New York Times says that the reporter may have been interrupted while trying to ask Sanchez a question that began with, “Tim said…” ESPN is so tricky. Still a funny clip. And I stand by T-Chez.

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July 27th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
One of the greatest posts this site has ever done.
July 27th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Excuse me, he single-handedly led them to two straight ACF Championship games.
July 27th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
“I’m Mark – Tim’s the LEFT-HANDED guy that bounces 8-yard passes.”
July 27th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
I would propose El SanchupaquetzlcaBow.
July 27th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Aren’t they both left-handed?
/TBL
July 27th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
You misspelled Eli Manning
July 27th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
I suggest “Fagmo”.
July 27th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
LOL @ T-Chez
Can’t wait for the Jets to go 6-10.
July 27th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Timark Santechezbow.
July 27th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Or what Mole said.
July 27th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
The Jets season will be so much fun.
July 27th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
What about wetback?
July 27th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
It would have been even better if headline was “receiver ‘dating’ Hayden Panetiere confuses Mark Sanchez for Tim Tebow, Sanchez calmly explains ‘I’m Mark”
July 27th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
I prefer they go by “Taint Lickers”
July 27th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
That’s what they’re calling Sanchez now?
July 27th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Can’t wait for the Jets to go 6-10.
I just want you to know that the Jets will troll you all season, win some close games late in the year, and get in the playoffs. This story isn’t going away any time soon.
July 27th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
+1
July 27th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Boooooo!
July 27th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Cannot wait for week 1 Fagmo duel screen shot as “I’m Mark” throws his first INT of the season.
July 27th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Y’know how Lawrence Taylor used to send hookers to the other team the night before a game? What do you send Tebow?
July 27th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
OMG GUNS ARE SO BAD!!?!!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?
/quietly exits the room before people start raging
July 27th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
I just want you to know that the Jets will troll you all season, win some close games late in the year, and get in the playoffs. This story isn’t going away any time soon.
So it will be like the last three seasons?
July 27th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Y’know how Lawrence Taylor used to send hookers to the other team the night before a game? What do you send Tebow?
Speaking of hookers and football players.
July 27th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
That offers a great solace to the 84 people who died today in ‘Merica of gun violence.
“It like makes a big noise, feels cool in my hand so yeah I may kill my spouse with it accidentally but for now it just looks bad ass”
July 27th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
The Jets are herpes and a competent cornerback is their Valtrex.
/fuck you Ike Taylor, FUCK YOU
July 27th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Think 84 is too high, I’ll take the under.
July 27th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
And yet, every team in their division, except for the Fins has gotten better. Can’t wait for the Bills to Sandusky the Jets this year.
/high fives AP
//pours one out for jpq
July 27th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Hookers.
July 27th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
woah woah woah….lay off the fire water, chief.
/runs from knife wielding indian
July 27th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
There are on average about 30 shooting homicides each day in America.
July 27th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Those damn guns. If only they would quit discharging by themselves, we wouldn’t have these problems!
July 27th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Recently converted uncircumcised gay Muslims.
July 27th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
yes…yes.. thats it officer…accidentally.
/going camping in a week
//gonna shoot the shit out of some shit
///Merica’d. Spits. *metallic clink*
July 27th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Most of those are in Detroit, Chicago, DC, East St. Louis and LA.
/Educated guess
July 27th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
So because guns require people in order to kill people should have guns.
/Your logic is flawless
July 27th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
What about wetback?
We could go with Jesus since it works for both: Jesus the Gardener for Mark and JESUS!! for Tim.
July 27th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
*fixed
July 27th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
saw a Namath documentary on HBO last night. great stuff
July 27th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
foreskins
July 27th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Can’t we get back to making fun of the Jets and T-Chez? Not need for the gun rights talk today…
July 27th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
He didn’t say Jesus he said HEY! ZEUS!
July 27th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
I like T-Mexy Rexy
July 27th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Your deduction skills are flawless.
July 27th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
So I guess we can cross Chick-Fil-A off Fagmo’s list of potential endorsement deals.
July 27th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/captain_kerker/Guns_Don_t_Kill_People.jpg
July 27th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
I’m confused, where are the star quarterbacks in this post?
July 27th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
I can feel the nauseating stench of non football and a mediocre team coming from the Jets practice facility 5 minutes away. That’s fine, we’ll just continue to win championships and you guys can fawn over the modern day Namath.
July 27th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
So I guess we can cross Chick-Fil-A off Fagmo’s list of potential endorsement deals.
I swear I haven’t thought of Chik-Fil-A as much as I have this past week. Thanks news media.
July 27th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
SMU football is back!!
July 27th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
I took a glorious Sanchbow this morning. And wiped my Knickerbocker when I was done.
/Coop
July 27th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Honestly I hadn’t had Chick-Fil-A in about 6 months and had to have it the other day just because people kept talking about it. Anytime someone would bring up that topic and try to have a real conversation my eyes glazed over and the only thing going through my mind was waffle fries.
July 27th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Never stops making me laugh, that picture.
Also a big fan of the “Guns don’t kill people, people with mustaches kill people” shirt.
July 27th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
SMU football is back!!
My favorite comments on the story:
Guess the TCU game will have Hookers AND Blow.
This should serve as proof positive that the actions that got SMU in hot water with the NCAA in the 80s are long gone if players cannot come up with $50 to settle a bill with a hooker.
July 27th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Republican conspiracy to bankrupt Medicare by ensuring everyone over 60 gets diabetes.
July 27th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
so anyway, see the namath doc. i learned a lot about the early years in pa., as well as bama. almost was a terp
of course the nyc nightlife was awesome for the swinging 60s
July 27th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
How was Craig James not involved in this?!
July 27th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
Dammit, the Smiths got back together and then got knifed to death? Now I’ll never see Morrisey and Marr reunited.
July 27th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
The funniest thing to me about the Chic Fil A stuff is that their anti-gay rights stance has been public knowledge for years. But the internet activists and comedians on twitter didn’t care before two weeks ago so it wasn’t a story prior.
July 27th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
the only thing going through my mind was waffle fries.
had some dad-son time the other day with the 5yo. it was between taco bell and chick fil a. he was all set for the border, the we noticed a play area at chick fil a. i told him all about the gay marriage issue but he didnt care
two chicken sandwiches, a diet coke and a cookies and cream shake. was fucking delicious
July 27th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
…and that’s what should matter at the end of the day.
July 27th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
They should turn their fury towards what should be the real fight, getting Chick-fil-a’s to open on Sundays.
July 27th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
Dammit, the Smiths got back together and then got knifed to death?
to die by your side well the pleasure and privelege is mine
July 27th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
I’m trying to incorporate that guy/t-shirt into my fantasy team name this year, but haven’t thought of a name worthy enough yet.
July 27th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
MexiGod still works.
July 27th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
Yup. Going there for lunch. Also don’t care if a hockey player is supporting the societal views of a chicken joint. Hockey players should talk about hockey. Chicken restaurants should talk about chicken. When they talk about other topics, I don’t listen.
July 27th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
the funniest thing to me about Chic Fill A is that people continue to think they make some awesome chicken sandwich. it’s now becoming legendary in how over-rated it is.
July 27th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Raising Canes > Chick Fil-A