Nice work fellas.

And to beat off a gay Boy Scout troop leader to death with the muppet corpse of kermit the frog.

/somewhere: Coop

And to beat a gay Boy Scout troop leader to death.

with the muppet corpse of kermit the frog.

Stopping briefly to bang Aubrey O’Day and shoot a heroin dealer in a robbery.

And to beat a gay Boy Scout troop leader to death.

Have you considered a career in stock car racing, sir?

I would have said daredevil. but not the shitty ben affleck kind.

Years ago I got into a terrible car accident… fell asleep while driving. Car veered off the road, and I jerked the wheel back to the left to get the car back on the road, and of course I over corrected. Rolled the car 4 times, I was ejected, and the car landed on top of me, bursting into flames. I got up, shook it off, and walked home.

Stopping briefly to bang Aubrey O’Day and shoot a heroin dealer in a robbery.

Rolled the car 4 times, I was ejected, and the car landed on top of me, bursting into flames. I got up, shook it off, and walked home.

Have you considered a career in stock car racing, sir?

I thought wilhelm was pre-med

What’s the difference?

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

I thought wilhelm was pre-med

I consider myself a Renaissance Man. Part Jackie Childs, part Hawkeye Pierce

I had a similar experience as a high schooler, only my face smashed into the dashboard. I just went home and went to sleep. My mom and dad were not happy the next morning when they got a call asking if I was all right.

Years ago I got into a terrible car accident… fell asleep while driving. Car veered off the road, and I jerked the wheel back to the left to get the car back on the road, and of course I over corrected. Rolled the car 4 times, I was ejected, and the car landed on top of me, bursting into flames. I got up, shook it off, and walked home.

I thought wilhelm was pre-med

What’s the difference?

I thought wilhelm was pre-med

Jesus christ, seven years of college down the drain.

This isn’t a million dollar gash.

Soused, I’m not clicking that until assured it’s SFW.

my wife is tougher than you

I had a similar experience as a high schooler, only my face smashed into the dashboard. I just went home and went to sleep. My mom and dad were not happy the next morning when they got a call asking if I was all right.

Prove the injury didn’t come from him stomping on her head before the wreck…I can cite precedent

then at that point i’d question why she got in the car with him if he stomped her head. and if you say she was impaired by the head-stomping how can you say she was even in the car when the accident happened? or that the accident even happened at all? if you believe the words of an impaired headstomped woman babbling on about an imaginary car wreck involving a person she can’t even proved headstomped her, that’s an indictment on the moral fiber of our country. I will not stand here and listen to people bad mouth the United States of America!