Not enough Dong pics.

Yes Lisk, you would be punctilious in that statement….. we need more Dong pics.

Worth noting that Jimmy Walker has a new autobiography out, and supposedly it’s full of sly stories about his contemporaries like Letterman and Leno.

Hmmm. Mebbe I need to get out my AARP card & see if Barnes and Noble will sell me a copy on discount. Could be verrrry interesting.

/ Lights out

calling me mack daddy both times

That fukcin’ makes you THE mack daddy!

damn.

lawrence phillips turned me down twice after a rams-bears game, calling me mack daddy both times

/dy-no-mite’d

Worth noting that Jimmy Walker has a new autobiography out, and supposedly it’s full of sly stories about his contemporaries like Letterman and Leno.

saw JJ on FoxNews the other day, blasting Obama

Which he is; I met him once, and he is most unpleasant

did he show you his ball and try to eat you?

I believe he actually has no ball at all.

He blew off an interview I had driven four hours to do, and later told me to fuck off.
Meanwhile, I walked up to Tony Gwynn out of the blue and asked for a few minutes, and he spent probably 40 minutes talking about Kruk’s qualities as a batter. One of the nicest celebs I’ve ever met.

That’s well nigh Shakespearean, good sir!

Yeah, that was me as a kid. The Bard of the Ghet-to.

/dy-no-mite’d

This is so great.

As an LSU alum, let me concur. Travis is taking a beating in this thread, but his response there was pretty damn amusing.

did he show you his ball and try to eat you?

Curling needs to somehow be in the Summer Olympics as well. No idea why I’m so intrigued with that event.

Curling is the optimal beer-weather sport.

This is so great. Grown ass humorless southerners fapping about “recroot” and poisoning rival’s trees to defend their shitty school’s honor always makes me laugh. They deserve to get called out any chance you can get.

That’s what pisses me off about Raven’s Punter Sam Koch. Your name is not pronounced Sam “Cook”, it is clearly “Cock”. Own it sir, own it.

John Kruk’s name, meanwhile, is pronounced neither “Crook” nor “Cruhk,” but “Asshole.”

/ Which he is; I met him once, and he is most unpleasant

It would be shuffleboard instead. And I agree.

bags

A sharp wit and meat on her bones, I get sprung big-time.

That’s well nigh Shakespearean, good sir!

There is nothing remotely attractive about Slutbag Jolie. Plus, her last name is pronounced Jolly. Don’t try to church up that last name with sme Joe-Lee bullshit. Thats like calling it “Deertay”.

That’s what pisses me off about Raven’s Punter Sam Koch. Your name is not pronounced Sam “Cook”, it is clearly “Cock”. Own it sir, own it.

No clip? I thought we had a clip…

/here it is

Josh Todd is a young Mick Jagger clone. The rip off is on point.