Dong Dong Wants to Become a Gold Member at London Olympics
There is a Chinese Olympian named Dong Dong. Dong won the bronze medal at the 2008 games in Beijing. Dong will be competing in the men’s trampoline event. He is a 2-time world champion. Look, I know that this is not the first website to point out Dong and I’m sure plenty of others will mention Dong in the coming weeks. If things go as planned, Dong will stand proudly atop the podium and have a medal placed around his neck. Below you’ll find video of Dong bouncing up and down on a trampoline at the 2011 World Trampoline Championships. Enjoy.
[via Traina]
*If any of my relatives or former teachers see this post… *sigh* I’m sorry.
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July 26th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
If Coop gets a post tailored just for him can I get one about pornstars who have recently retired?
July 26th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
China sucks. Go USA!
July 26th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
a few Olympics ago there was a guy names Kim Yoo Suk.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
Dong, get thee to the British team dorm, ASAP!
July 26th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
*named
July 26th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
SO MUCH COOP POTENTIAL
/head explodes
//No Coop’d
July 26th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
HAWT
/Coop
July 26th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Competitive Trampoline, eh? This is one reason I’m not upset that this site isn’t doing Olympic previews. The thought of Duffy getting all wordsy about grown men jumping on a kid’s toy would be too much.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
men’s trampoline event.
come on! i’m trying really hard to like the Olympics, but events like this KILL me.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
What about the rhythmic gymnastics event where the girls twirl the ribbon over their heads? Just because you don’t care doesn’t mean others aren’t interested in which athletes will shame their nations by competing in it
July 26th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
I thought all the weirdo Chinese events were just for when China hosted? What is this shit, London?
July 26th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Get rid of baseball and softball, keep ping pong and trampoline…..
July 26th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
OT: anyone else know Mick Jagger turned 69 today? Yikes.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Curling needs to somehow be in the Summer Olympics as well. No idea why I’m so intrigued with that event.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
comments 1, 6, 7, 8: well played, sirs.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
It would be shuffleboard instead. And I agree.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
To be fair, it takes more athletic skills to twirl a ribbon around than to play baseball.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
wonder if dong dong prefers to do his routine in the nude because he has trouble pulling it off when wrapped up.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Why do people like pizza? Sometimes awesome doesn’t need an explanation
They could do shuffleboard in the Summer Game opening the door for oldest Olympian record to be broken
July 26th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
anyone else know Mick Jagger turned 69 today?
Mick Jagger? 69? Got any pics??
/coop’d
July 26th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Mick Jagger? 69? Got any pics??
/coop’d
July 26th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
so nice, heel did it twice.
I try to refrain from the “/coop’d”, but dang that was funny.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
Semin signed a 1yr 7M deal with the Hurricanes.
/Fire Ken Holland.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
HAWT
/Coop
July 26th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
OT: anyone else know Mick Jagger turned 69 today?
I just found out last week he fucked Angelina Jolie. Damn, she was the sluttiest of sluts back in the day.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
This dong post is flagrant false advertising.
/Coop’d
July 26th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Free Dong!
/Coop’d
July 26th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Ick. There’s a lot of sketchy, borderline ladies I would consider, but she ain’t one of them. She looks rough. Being ultra-skinny makes her look worse, IMO.
That had to be one episode of sexual congress that isn’t Internet-worthy.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
In other news…how does Clay Travis still exist on the Internet?
July 26th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
July 26th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Went to high school with a kid named Luong Dong.
/I don’t have his number, Coop
July 26th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Anyone know how Coop is hangin’ these days?
/no coop’d
July 26th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
men’s trampoline event
No baseball or softball, but trampoline?
July 26th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
I hear he and Bowie once turned 69 together.
/ Fitting his bday is linked to Dong
Also, no Long Duk Dong jokes?
July 26th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Ick. There’s a lot of sketchy, borderline ladies I would consider, but she ain’t one of them. She looks rough. Being ultra-skinny makes her look worse, IMO.
Same here.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
July 26th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Excellent taste sir!
July 26th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Is Greg Oden jealous?
July 26th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
No clip? I thought we had a clip…
/here it is
July 26th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
what did he do/say now?
/cringes
July 26th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Black people… amiright?
/agrees
July 26th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Nothing really. I just read one of his posts for the first time in ages and it reminded me how big of an idiot that guy is.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
There is nothing remotely attractive about Slutbag Jolie. Plus, her last name is pronounced Jolly. Don’t try to church up that last name with sme Joe-Lee bullshit. Thats like calling it “Deertay”.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
A more sexual Congress would certainly spice up C-SPAN.
/ Not Larry Craig sexual, though
July 26th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
I just looked up to see who Clay Travis is. If he’s the guy on Nashville sports radio, then he very easily could be an idiot. Some of the guys on there are pretty awful, though I’ve never listened enough to know for sure if he’s one of them.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
You know me. I ain’t afraid of a big butt and a smile.
A sharp wit and meat on her bones, I get sprung big-time.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Josh Todd is a young Mick Jagger clone. The rip off is on point.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
That’s what pisses me off about Raven’s Punter Sam Koch. Your name is not pronounced Sam “Cook”, it is clearly “Cock”. Own it sir, own it.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
That’s well nigh Shakespearean, good sir!
July 26th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Curling needs to somehow be in the Summer Olympics as well. No idea why I’m so intrigued with that event.
It would be shuffleboard instead. And I agree.
bags
July 26th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
John Kruk’s name, meanwhile, is pronounced neither “Crook” nor “Cruhk,” but “Asshole.”
/ Which he is; I met him once, and he is most unpleasant
July 26th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
http://www.outkickthecoverage.com/meet-the-old-man-lsu-fan-who-wants-to-fight-me.php
This is so great. Grown ass humorless southerners fapping about “recroot” and poisoning rival’s trees to defend their shitty school’s honor always makes me laugh. They deserve to get called out any chance you can get.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Curling is the optimal beer-weather sport.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
/ Which he is; I met him once, and he is most unpleasant
did he show you his ball and try to eat you?
July 26th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
As an LSU alum, let me concur. Travis is taking a beating in this thread, but his response there was pretty damn amusing.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Yeah, that was me as a kid. The Bard of the Ghet-to.
/dy-no-mite’d
July 26th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
Not enough Dong pics.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
I believe he actually has no ball at all.
He blew off an interview I had driven four hours to do, and later told me to fuck off.
Meanwhile, I walked up to Tony Gwynn out of the blue and asked for a few minutes, and he spent probably 40 minutes talking about Kruk’s qualities as a batter. One of the nicest celebs I’ve ever met.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
/dy-no-mite’d
saw JJ on FoxNews the other day, blasting Obama
July 26th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Worth noting that Jimmy Walker has a new autobiography out, and supposedly it’s full of sly stories about his contemporaries like Letterman and Leno.
July 26th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
He blew off an interview I had driven four hours to do, and later told me to fuck off.
damn.
lawrence phillips turned me down twice after a rams-bears game, calling me mack daddy both times
July 26th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
That fukcin’ makes you THE mack daddy!
July 26th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
Gotta go.
/ Lights out
July 26th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Hmmm. Mebbe I need to get out my AARP card & see if Barnes and Noble will sell me a copy on discount. Could be verrrry interesting.
July 26th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Dong, where is my automobile?????
July 26th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
I just wanna say that there was so much caption potential with that pic CRM, and I feel as if you should’ve capitalized on that opportunity. However, because you consistantly hit home runs with your limited AM Roundups, I’m willing to let this slide.
Yes Lisk, you would be punctilious in that statement….. we need more Dong pics.