Roundup: Carly Rae Jepsen’s Nude Photos, Alex Morgan Leads USWNT & Shots Fired at Rucker Park
Doutzen Kroes … look at this giant alligator … searching for really old trees … this is somehow the mugshot of a 28-year-old woman (she left her kids in the car to go into a strip club for a drink) … family sues railroad company after man falls off bridge urinating … policies economists love … a scholarship fund set up in the name of Jessica Redfield … puppeteer arrested for wanting to eat kids … 17 pound lobster purchased and set free … history of NYC subway deaths … the best of Ralph Wiggum …
An oral history of the 1996 Atlanta Olympic bombing. [SI]
The NCAA had the right and the obligation to sanction Penn State. [Heather Brittany]
Malcolm Gladwell and Nicholas Thomas discuss track & field at the Olympics. [The New Yorker]
Carly Rae Jepsen was hacked and now there are some nude pictures and maybe a sex tape. This is her reward for providing us with the soundtrack of our lives? [Vancouver Sun]
The USWNT kicked off the 2012 Olympics with a win yesterday. Alex Morgan scored twice as America collectively swooned. [USA Today]
Don’t hate moms who find time to workout. “I’m not!” said every dude ever. [Wall Street Journal]
Danny Ferry doesn’t think Josh Smith will be going anywhere. [AJC]
Buy Gilbert Arenas’ old home and you get his sharks for free. [DC Sports Bog]
And the shooting from the Norway island shooting last year. [GQ]
A family of bears broke into the same house three times. Did I mention this happened in Bearsville, NY? [Times-Herald Record]
Two lax fights, for all my laxbros out there. [Lax Playground]
USWNT’s Lauren Cheney used to be a hell of a basketball player. [SLAM]
107 athletes banned from the Olympics for doping. [AP]
The Michelle Jenneke parody video you didn’t need to see.
SNL’s Californians sketch from dress rehearsal. Breaking makes every sketch funnier, but no one should have told Fallon that. [Warming Glow]
Like the shake weight, but for your taint.
Penn State students learn they can transfer.
Shots fired at Rucker Park following a huge scuffle over a bad call. This is why we can’t have nice things.
- European Soccer Best XI For 2012-13
- It’s the NBA Small Market Conference Finals … Only Because Big Market Stars All Got Hurt
- Miguel Cabrera is on a Ridiculous Baseball Tear. Why Does Nobody Seem to Care?
- Jalen Rose Leaving Numbers Never Lie, Jemele Hill in as New Co-Host
- The ACC is Perceived As Weak, Because It Has Been Profoundly Weak
- HuskerDawg on European Soccer Best XI For 2012-13
- A.P. on Miguel Cabrera is on a Ridiculous Baseball Tear. Why Does Nobody Seem to Care?
- A.P. on European Soccer Best XI For 2012-13
- Shining Base Path on Miguel Cabrera is on a Ridiculous Baseball Tear. Why Does Nobody Seem to Care?
- A.P. on Miguel Cabrera is on a Ridiculous Baseball Tear. Why Does Nobody Seem to Care?
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July 26th, 2012 at 8:32 AM
Gag. Glad we got a heaping helping of predatory self-serving this AM.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
no “I choo-choo-choose you”? for shame.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
This is her reward for providing us with the soundtrack of our lives?
I admit I laughed. But it was stone cold of you to hit & quit Nicki Minaj and Super Bass.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
“Wait here, kids. Momma will be just a moment. Gotta get a little pick-me-up. Dexter, look after little Norma Rae while momma goes inside.”
July 26th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
No. 1 … the larch.
No. 2 … the larch.
No. 3 …
July 26th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
SROD, were you up all night? I saw in TBLAD that you and Monster were involved in some deep and serious discussions about employment.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Damnit sorry CRM I saw this was you not TBL.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
look at this giant alligator
“They wouldn’t let me play on the Pro Tour anymore.”
“Ah, I’m sorry. Because you’re black?”
“Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off!”
July 26th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
That’s an African croc sized gator. Holy shit, that’s a monster.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Something Goldilocks something something.
Anybody else remember Bearsville records? Home of Todd Rundgren at one time.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
/coop’d
July 26th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Fuck the heck?
July 26th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Doutzen Kroes
/stops what he’s doing
//standing clap for CRM’s Roundup
July 26th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
Love me some CRM roundups
classic
July 26th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
Typical Florida!!
/internet
July 26th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
searching for really old trees
Good story. But the Sequoia Trail of Giants laughes at these.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
This is her reward for providing us with the soundtrack of our lives?
Wait, she’s from Vancouver? Man, this some ICONIC news.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
I become irrationally irritated when I see scholarship funds set up for people because they died. It seems predatory to me.
“Let’s use this death as a reason to grandstand”
July 26th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Carly Rae Jepsen was hacked and now there are some nude pictures and maybe a sex tape.
There was a great article in GQ about the guy who hacked into a variety of celebs emails. It seemed like the easiest thing in the world — he mainly didn’t use advanced computer skills. He would find the email address of the celeb and say “password forgotten” and would answer the prompted questions like “mother’s maiden name” “year you graduated high school” with accurate answers he found on the internet.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Wow those moms have it so together.
/wanking motion
July 26th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Josh Brolin is underrated. He was pretty funny and the best thing in Planet Terror.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Sounds reasonable.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
There’s still shrapnel scars on some of the architecture around there. I have a picture of where a screw was embedded and smoldered into a structure (not my pic, but you get the idea). If you go to the area knowing what happened, it’s a dark place.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Not up too late last night. Monster’s cool people. He, Rollo & I bounced some ideas back and forth. It was enlightening. A great time.
That’s the cool thing about TBLAD. Any topic can pop up & take on a life of its own. It flows, easy like Sunday morning.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
That Penn State video is just hilarious to me. Really shows the disconnect between players and fans.
This is a job for the students, at least the ones playing big time D1 football and basketball. They couldn’t give two shiats about Penn State tradition or fall afternoons on the quad after games or how it’s always too hot in Smith Hall or any of that crap the fans and alumni get wet over. They just want the chance to play for the best program they can get signed with, for a chance to make money at the next level.
Again, it’s a job to them. No more, no less.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
I’m going to be the first one here to claim the Penn State video is a fake. Still funny, though.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
The NCAA had the right and the obligation to sanction Penn State. [Heather Brittany]
I’m glad we finally got input on this from a self-described social media addict with 2 first names. I didn’t know what to believe before this morning.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
The IOC president refuses to do a moment of silence in memory of the 11 Olympians killed in Munich. Stone Cold.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Talor Battle. Legend. I was honored when he bought me shots at Tony’s Big Easy back in the day.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
searching for really old trees
There’s an area in New Zealand where loggers have found perfectly preserved 50,000 year old tree trunks and have managed to dig them up to make gorgeous fine furniture. The wood actually has a natural shimmer of its own.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
I’m confused, was that the basketball team?
July 26th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Workout mom was a bit too fit, and needs to try some sunscreen.
Dude, that wasn’t real. Pretty sure that was when PSU made the NCAA tourney last year. Do any of those guys look like football players?
July 26th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
I was at a gas station in Knoxville on the way to Atlanta when the bombing hit the news. I looked at my dad and said “Screw it. We’re going anyway.”
Sitting in the Olympic stadium watching prelim T&F there was a satchel about 3 rows away from us. It wasn;t 5 minutes before there were a minimum of 40 police and assorted other law enforcement telling everyone close to it to leave while they searched it. Brave MFers. Just going thru it, hoping it wasn’t going to blow up.
’96 games were the coolest thing I’ve ever seen, and I’ve been to every major US sporting event. Seeing Carl win the long jump (our side of the stadium ERUPTED, and then the far side did too, after seeing the distance on the screen), Michael Johnson, Ali get his gold at the basketball game, JJK, Donovan Bailey, Charles Austin in the high jump–it was just a spectacular trip.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Your comedy detector. I think it’s broken
The reaction shot is from the PSU hoops team (I’m guessing from 2011) watching the NCAA selection show and seeing they had made it into the Dance. Nicely done by whoever made the video
July 26th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
This year or in 1996?
July 26th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
SNL’s Californians sketch from dress rehearsal.
What are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu doing here?
/love that sketch, gets me every time
July 26th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
I knew what was coming, but it was still hilarious.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Yeah, I took it as a March Madness tourney invite/NCCA sanctions presser mashup.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Gator was killed in Texas, not Alabama
Same story here, gator pics taken in Texas
/Snopes’d
//Science’d
July 26th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
golfercraig – were the track and field events you saw at what’s now Turner Field?
July 26th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
We’ll allow a Lionel Ritchie reference just this once, but no more.
/ Aware it’s the Commodores, but they are still guilty of bringing Lionel Ritchie to public awareness …
July 26th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Yeah, it kind of looks like basketball players watching the March Madness selection show
July 26th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
I live 30 miles north of Birmingham,Al but work here everyday. That photo of the gator has been going around on email for YEARS. It’s a fake. There was rumors of a gator being found in North Birmingham in a private lake, but it was not the one in the pictures.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Hmmm … I’ll be driving past the Petrified Forest in a month or so; this gives me an idea …
July 26th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Now I can’t stop thinking about PSU’s magical run to the NIT Championship. The pinnacle of their program.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Shouldve known, it’s a Thursday CRM Roundup. Although I think Jace wouldve posted it thinking it was real.
July 26th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
nada, thanks for the one-time dispensation. You are a wise and fair arbiter.
/hums “Fancy Dancer”
//Clyde Orange FTW
July 26th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Know what esle is fake in that link? The tits on the Jailbait Chick girl in the ad.
They’re still spectacular, though.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
I’m partial to the Faith No More cover of it myself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFd7hrUKjqQ
July 26th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Don’t know about the wise or fair part, but I am arbitrary …
July 26th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
That croc story/pic is like 7-8 years old and it was never that big, ie some fruit with too much fukcin time enhanced it.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
/ Definitely coop’d
July 26th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Really shows the disconnect between your brain and the rest of your body.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
July 26th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
If you watch the Penn St. video long enough, it’s pretty clear that #12 is wearing a basketball jersey.
/I know, I know. We all determined it was fake
July 26th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
kazzy, I think I’d heard it once before today, but it was well-done. Not keen on the CDs, but the tune worked.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
“life of a 17-pound, 80-year-old lobster that was destined for a pot of boiling water…. This lobster has seen World War I, World War II,…”
lobsterman history fail.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
Sad
July 26th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Never heard another one of their songs, but chillin on a bowl with a hangover, that was one of my go-tos from my “Chill” playlist.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
im hating on the treadmill in the kitchen.
/rimshot
July 26th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
Pinchy?
July 26th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Both you and I know that was their 36-33 win over mighty Wisconsin
July 26th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
True Story. Wife was working at a drug rehab, and the owner himself was a recovering addict. Well, he took his kid out one night, went to a 7-11, parked and left the kid inside. He disappeared for awhile, the attendant called police and when he showed back up at the car, he had an 8ball in his possession.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
Hoover was integral in putting an end to The Great War.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
my wife and I spent 4 days at Yosemite and in 2009 and fell in love with the place. the Giant Sequoias though…zomg. being in the park, you kinda get used to big trees. but walking up that trail and seeing the first one is awesome enough, and it’s not even half the size of the Grizzly Giant. that was my favorite part of the park.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
2012-80 = 1932. Did WW1 go on longer than my textbook or wikipedia tells me? Go back out and use your gay ass traps to catch more labsters. These guys need to do it like real men and catch that labster with a stick and hand like I fukcing do.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
That Penn St. Video is hilarious.
Some of you all need to drink some coffee before attempting to digest a CRM round-up.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
i challenge anyone to find a more ghetto Hooters than the one in DC. every time i go there i leave thinking, “what the fuck just happened?”
July 26th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
That alligator photo is a fukcin croc of shit.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
Just a notch above their 38-33 slobberknocker against Illinois.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
the best of Ralph Wiggum …
“When I grow up, I’m going to bovine university” That is one of my favorites
July 26th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
Ha!
July 26th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
i really wish I knew a way to win $350 without playing a full season of fantasy baseball. if only there was a way…
July 26th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
this is somehow the mugshot of a 28-year-old woman
those are some HARD 28 years
puppeteer arrested for wanting to eat kids
This feels like one of those joke stories you’d read on Cracked or see on Mad Magazine. It’s so out there that it doesn’t feel real.
And poor Rays. They brought him to their buffet!
July 26th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
he couldn’t have taken the kid into the pool hall with him? and why did he take the 8? spoils of victory?
July 26th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Bet on the Red Sox under at the beginning of the year?
July 26th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
nice use of fukcing, but you’re a little light on gay bashing.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Sequoia National Forest is probably my favorite place that I’ve been. I’d love to spend a month there in a cabin. It’s crazy how in some of those old parks, there are still private homes on the land that have been passed down by generations.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Speaking of ghetto. Yesterday I had some time to kill between morning and afternoon sessions of court. Wife wants to do some painting, and a home depot was nearby so I head there to grab some samples. Courthouse is located in a pretty ghetto area. So I go into this home depot and it’s like a different world. The ghetto-ness of it can’t even be described.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Vegas. Electronic roulette. Just keep betting on black. Works every time.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
I dunno, he did call ‘labster’ traps gay in his last comment
July 26th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
i really wish I knew a way to win $350 without playing a full season of fantasy baseball. if only there was a way…
Hey fukcing dumba$$ isnt that the same fukcing thing? He still has to wait through the goddamn fukcing seazon. tard
July 26th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
“When I grow up, I’m going to bovine university” That is one of my favorites
I believe another great quote from that episode:
“Let’s take a peek at the killing floor… Don’t let the name throw you Jimmy. It’s not really a floor, it’s more of a steel grating.”
July 26th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Go back out and use your gay ass traps to catch more labsters. These guys need to do it like real men and catch that labster with a stick and hand like I fukcing do.
Why are you incapable of typing the word, “Fuck?”
July 26th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
i really wish I knew a way to win $350 without playing a full season of fantasy baseball. if only there was a way…
I know of a way, but I’m not clicking on the link since it doesn’t allow comments.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
I will not tolerate any “dismissal” of the Commodores. They were bad ass. Get over it.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
One requires you to manage a team all year. The other requires waiting and watching. You’re getting weaker with each post.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
you tease.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Penn State students learn they can transfer.
Ha! Nice.
Carly Rae Jepsen was hacked and now there are some nude pictures and maybe a sex tape.
So you’re saying that her career in the Disney Channel is coming to an end before it begins?
/have no idea who this person is
July 26th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Defense wins NIT Championships
July 26th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
I think she was implying that they will clinch the under well before the season ends since they suck this year.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
If we stop responding to him, I think he’ll go away. Maybe.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
How are the “goods” in there?
July 26th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
I felt the same way when I went to Muir Woods last year. Would love to build a tree house and just escape reality, high up in those redwoods.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
I foolishly put money on the Sox over. Luckily my KC under 80.5 and HOU under 64 bets are looking good. NYM over 71.5 suddenly not looking as good.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
LOL, Labster
July 26th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
What? You still have to fukcing wait all season dont you? Either way takes April till September. What the fukc is the diff if you have to change things the amount of time to receive money stays constant.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
That makes sense. I am wrong then. I apologize to that fukcer.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
If we stop responding to him, I think he’ll go away. Maybe.
Nah. He’s been around for awhile. When jr. high starts again, he’ll post less.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Lahwy the Labstah
July 26th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Off for some GTP. Have a sweet ass day.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
/Carly Rae Jepsen’d
July 26th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
because fuck is the worst word that you can SSSSAAYYYYYYYYYY…mmmmkay?
July 26th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
How are the “goods” in there?
that’s the thing, they don’t even hire quality females. i keep telling myself it’s going to be like eating wings on the set of a Nelly video, but it always ends up being closer to some jackleg youtube rapper.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
gym tan plaundry? the fuck is plaundry?
July 26th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
There was nothing more “meh” than hoofin’ my out-of-shape ass up to that tree and seeing that mangled pile of mess. Don’t get me wrong, it was utterly amazing to see it, but man that tree looks like it went 12 rounds with mother nature.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
I’m really getting thrown off by Dish Network’s title of “XXX Summer Olympics” that they are using. Feel like I’m about to select it and the wrong thing is about to show up.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Having a hard time with these Penn St punishment stories. If Emmert and the other Presidents thought they deserved a 4 yeard death penalty, then why didn’t they just give it to them? Who gives a shit what Erickson agrees to? Penn State was deathly afraid of an investigation if they fought any punishment, so why did NCAA back down? Way to stand strong and send a message Emmert.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Gym/tanning/pooping?
July 26th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Get The Penis? Coop, is that you?
July 26th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
darn.
/turns car around
July 26th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
i really wish I knew a way to win $350 without playing a full season of fantasy baseball. if only there was a way…
Here you go.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Gay testicle petting
July 26th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
that’ll get Coop’s attention.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Off for some GTP
Gym. Tan. Pittsburgh Platter. I’ll just presume the 2nd P was left off.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Off for some GTP
who drinks motor oil?
July 26th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Yo ohheel, that Scotty cleaned up nice. Still had the original shaft bands too.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
The most amazing thing there is, you’re walking through these serene woods, and suddenly you come across a payphone.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
periodic controlled burns help them grow faster.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Mullet – thats great to hear. you should come out smelling like a rose on this deal. game it for a little while, and when you have an extra 150-200 laying around send that bad boy to the custom shop. There list of things they can do is pretty expansive.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
OH BOY!
July 26th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
That sounds vaguely naughty. I approve.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Malcolm Gladwell and Nicholas Thomas discuss track & field at the Olympics. [The New Yorker]
OH BOY!
Ha!
July 26th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
I read that in a Ralph Wiggum voice. thanks, roundup
July 26th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Gargle The Penis?
Getting The Poontang (Aubrey O’Day’s presumably)?
Graduate Teachers Program?
Guanosine triphosphate acting as a substrate for the synthesis of RNA during the transcription process.
Gaying The Prostate?
July 26th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Gambling Treatment Program, book it.
July 26th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Malcolm Gladwell and Nicholas Thomas discuss track & field at the Olympics. [
The New YorkerGrantland]/ Sports Guy’d
July 26th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Penn State students learn they can transfer.
But according to Duffy this will only cause everyone to rally. I hope these guys heard about that.
July 26th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Ghetto Thug Predation
/ aka shooting your drug dealer
July 26th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
I bought the entire package for $275, cleaned everyhthing up last night, and sold everything but the Scotty for $275. Not many people can say that they’re in a Scotty Camaeron Santa Fe TeI3 in good condition for absolutely nothing.
/humblebrag
July 26th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Wait you idiots didn’t realize immediately you were watching the PSU basketball team react to selection? Fucking morons.
July 26th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Come on, Nate. Come on.
July 26th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Me fail English? That’s unpossible
/One of my favorite Simpsons quotes ever.
July 26th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Wait you idiots didn’t realize immediately you were watching the PSU basketball team react to selection? Fucking morons.
Those guys are the size of Penn State’s 2014 football team. They will get hurt.
/Duffy’d
July 26th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
They should probably just shut down the program themselves…
July 26th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
RIP Richard Jewell, a truly tragic American figure.
July 26th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
GTP is going to haunt me all day…
Gay Top Penetration?
Another bad attempt at spelling “fuck”?
Get The Petroleum (jelly)?
Good Thick Penis?
THAT’S IT, GOOD THICK PENIS! I can rest now.
July 26th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
Yes. Awesome week.