Comments on: Russian Long Jumper Darya Klishina Can Focus On Her Modeling Career Since She Didn’t Make the Olympics

By: scripty

scripty — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:51:00 +0000

Jenneke
post of the year.

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:49:49 +0000

Another jumper who won’t be in the Olympics

Stupid PC Olympics. Eat shit Olympics.

By: scripty

scripty — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:49:35 +0000

Getting ready to lift now is Sergei Akmudov of the Soviet Union. His trainer has told me that he’s taken antibolic steroids, Novacaine, Nyquil, Darvon, and some sort of fish paralyzer. Also, I believe he’s had a few cocktails within the last hour or so. All of this is, of course, perfectly legal at the All-Drug Olympics, in fact it’s encouraged. Akmudov is getting set now, he’s going for a cleaning jerk of over 1500 pounds, which would triple the existing world record. That’s an awful lot of weight, Dennis, and here he goes.

By: cleet

cleet — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:49:02 +0000

was she the aussie dancer? if so…yes.

Yes, and yes.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:46:12 +0000

I’d still take Jenneke over this girl.

was she the aussie dancer? if so…yes.

By: cleet

cleet — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:45:23 +0000

I’d still take Jenneke over this girl.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:44:11 +0000

Another jumper who won’t be in the Olympics

good god she’s hot.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:42:46 +0000

dasha, i want show you good time. see my car? it mercedes benz, s-class. cost many moneys, has the leather, sun roof, no problem. i take you for ride, da?

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:40:29 +0000

Sometimes I do things and I think “That’s so Melville.” Other times I do things and I’m like “That’s not so Melville.”

How very Moby of you.

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:40:19 +0000

Another jumper who won't be in the Olympics

By: Jim Harbaugh Scramble

Jim Harbaugh Scramble — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:38:09 +0000

epic FUPA, I should say.

By: Jim Harbaugh Scramble

Jim Harbaugh Scramble — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:36:54 +0000

I had to include this picture because it really does contain an FUPA.

By: scripty

scripty — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:35:20 +0000

Sometimes I do things and I think “That’s so Melville.” Other times I do things and I’m like “That’s not so Melville.”

By: scripty

scripty — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:34:11 +0000

Reminds me of the Russian wedding pics.
ha

By: njensen79

njensen79 — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:29:03 +0000

Is it me or do russian chicks sound hotter when they try to speak english vs. the native tounge?

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:28:04 +0000

That’s so Melville.

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:25:19 +0000

What the hell is that in the background?

Girl who should incorporate more borscht into diet

By: mizerle06 is sarah phillips

mizerle06 is sarah phillips — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:23:59 +0000

What the hell is that in the background?

land whale!

By: RexKramerDangerSeeker

RexKramerDangerSeeker — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:23:17 +0000

Every aspect of that last pic looks to be Photoshopped together in one glorious hodgepodge. Reminds me of the Russian wedding pics.

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:20:26 +0000

Push her back in! Push her back in!!!