OchoCinco Changes His Name Back to Chad Johnson
Chad Johnson has changed his legal name back to Chad Johnson. That’s great news for people like me who hated this stupid fucking gimmick from the beginning. Johnson’s website says that the reason for the change was that his wife, Evelyn Lozada, wanted a real last name and not some stupid made-up foolishness. You may now begin purchasing your Dolphins jerseys with “JOHNSON” across the back.
Note: If this is old news to you, I apologize. Johnson originally started talking about the name change last month, but the OchoCinco News Network didn’t catch wind of it until today either. You would think they had better sources.
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July 23rd, 2012 at 11:53 AM
If this is old new to you
Come again?
July 23rd, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Now this is the perfect post for a Breaking Bad discussion
Thoughts on last nights episode?
July 23rd, 2012 at 11:56 AM
Uh oh… should have trademarked it when you had the chance, Jason.
July 23rd, 2012 at 11:56 AM
ive never wanted it to be sunday night so much in my life.
July 23rd, 2012 at 11:57 AM
“Gold Digging Cunt Demands That Her Vapid Douchebag ‘Husband’ Change His Name To Something Normal.”
/too long for a headline.
July 23rd, 2012 at 11:59 AM
I think Hank saw Walt on Gus’s computer. Did you see his face when the chief was talking about how Gus was right under his nose the whole time?
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:01 PM
This non-story goes up before a post about The Open? Welcome to TBL, the TMZ of the sports world!
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:02 PM
What does this have to do with Peen State?
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Johnson News Network.
Uh oh… should have trademarked it when you had the chance, Jason.
That’s some quality work right there.
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:05 PM
I’m always perplexed by this. If you want serious sports stories, go to Yahoo, Fox Sports, SI, ESPN etc. This site has always been about things like cultural tournament, dong pics, salacious stories about athletes acting bad off-field, kate Upton’s ass, and pictures of female celebrities attending red carpet events.
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:06 PM
Where’s the fun in that?
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:08 PM
i think Hank has had serious suspicions of Walt since he found the notebook with “W.W.” listed. despite how Walt explained it away, Hanks friendly interrogation was definitely in the manner of looking for a reaction.
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:08 PM
i think hank was bluffing about seeing the tape from inside the lab, to be honest. otherwise mike wouldve been arrested if they really saw him down there.
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Also, needs more of this.
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Could you refresh me on that? Forget.
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:09 PM
I don’t think Hank saw Walt yet. That would have already led to shit hitting the fan. I think what you saw was Hanks gears starting to grind towards that conclusion but he doesn’t have any hard evidence like that yet.
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:10 PM
and, his little surveillance trips with Walt i think were as much to see his reactions to where they were going, especially when he surprised Walt with the laundromat… which Walt immediately crashed the car to avoid going to.
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:10 PM
thought that the WW was conveniently assumed to be a walt whitman reference…
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:10 PM
/And I’m tumescent
//Very much like the quality of your cunt droppery
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:11 PM
Gale had inscribed part of a Walt Whitman poem in his lab notebook and also wrote something like “for my genius, WW”.
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:13 PM
that’s how Walt explained it… but why would a lab rat dedicate a lab notebook to walt whitman? that’s what Hank is probably getting at.
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:13 PM
The end of the episode gave me such a chilling feeling
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:16 PM
long overdue.
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:18 PM
lab rats are eccentric, socially awkward intellectual hermits maybe?
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:18 PM
I thought it was headed towards a rapin’ so I was relieved
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:18 PM
lol
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:21 PM
This gives him a 0.3% chance of appearing on my fantasy roster. 0.2% with Ocho Cinco.
Anything to stay relevant.
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:21 PM
i agree, that can be explained like that, but for a guy like Hank?
I do think Hank is maybe one link away from putting it together with Walt. Convenient gambling winnings, car wash purchase, crashing the car to avoid the laundromat, chemist, all it will really take is maybe even seeing the black hat lying around, or seeing Walt in the hat if he starts tailing Mike.
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:22 PM
Please tell me he’s not wearing Duper’s 85.
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Hank’s response to that was “Yeah, I’m sure that’s it” or something like that, BUT IT DIDN’T ACTUALLY SOUND LIKE HE WAS SURE AT ALL
That was extremely uncomfortable.
All in all I thought it was another good episode. I am somewhat skeptical about how the Madrigal stuff will play out. The show has always been best when it revolves around the characters and the plot flows from that, and I’m concerned about it turning into an international conspiracy thriller out of nowhere. On the other hand I have faith in the creative team to handle it well so I’m not too worried.
As others have said it’s nice to see Mike playing a bigger role. The only other episode I can think of that featured him so prominently was in season 2 (I think) where he broke into that warehouse or whatever and shot the dude through the wall, and we found out he has a granddaughter. I think that was the one where Badger got arrested.
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:37 PM
Thoughts on last nights episode?
Like everyone else, I’m very happy Mike is going to be a partner. I don’t get where people keep thinking Hank is on to Walt, I just don’t see it. Hank doesn’t respect Walt enough to give him that credit. Hank sees Walt as some nerd/pussy.
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:48 PM
At least I won’t have to see that stupid name on the back of a Phins jersey this year. Hopefully he can contribute, but I’m not holding my breath.
Evelyn Lozada, does she exude thick?
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:52 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/06/12/yes-chad-ochocinco-will-wear-no-85-in-miami/
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:53 PM
Super Duper!
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:54 PM
Ah shoot, that link didn’t work. Try again
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:56 PM
After further review…yep, I’d say so.
Too bad for him. This will end in fire.