Lake Tahoe was the setting for the Celebrity Golf Championships over the weekend, a scene rumored to be so debaucherous that we might have to send a staffer out to chronicle the shenanigans next year.*

After Carlton Banks cuts a rug to Michael Jackson, the greatest receiver in NFL history hits the Dougie at 1:40. Poorly, I might add.

Too bad you only get a taste of “Humpty Dance” at the end of the video. It was such a tremendous and transcendent song in 1990, it helped shape my youth. To this day, I have a hard time respecting anyone who doesn’t have that song on their ipod. [video via Herbie Verstinks]

* Ben Roethlisberger will probably never make another appearance at the event.