Ichiro Traded to the Yankees
Ichiro, the star outfielder of the Seattle Mariners, has been traded to the Yankees in exchange for DJ Mitchell and Danny Fahrquar, according to Jack Curry of the YES Network. We speculated last month that Ichiro’s days in Seattle were numbered, and the last-place Mariners finally pulled the trigger.
Rich get richer? Of course. Brett Gardner was lost for the season due to surgery recently, so expect to see Ichiro patrolling the outfield at Yankee Stadium very soon. Tonight, the Yankees continue their West Coast trip … in Seattle.
Go get that ring, Ichiro.
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July 23rd, 2012 at 6:13 PM
His OBP is .288 this year. It was .310 last year. The Yankees aren’t exactly getting richer here. He’s below average offensively at this point.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:14 PM
And the narratives get narrativier.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:15 PM
And the yankees get more asian
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:16 PM
I’m all for the Yankees getting below average players.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:18 PM
HYSTERICHIRO!
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:20 PM
Too bad it isn’t 2007
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:22 PM
I’d always liked Ichiro until now. Oh, well
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:22 PM
Wow, the rich didn’t get richer here. Ichiro is not the old Ichiro. I’m shocked Mr. Nintendo let this happen. Thank god he’s gone, been a long time coming (year and a half, but still). Enjoy your $20-million slap hitter.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:24 PM
Between Ichiro and Kidd, New York City is stockpiling past-their-prime superstars whose respective cultures subjugate women in their own special way.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:25 PM
This will draw attention away from the fact that the Tigers just grossly overpaid for a mediocre middle infielder and a back of the rotation national league starting pitcher.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:25 PM
just make sure not to take your kids to any Yankee games unless you want them to turn into asiana…
/ddmc1979
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:26 PM
Wow, what a bunch of dipshittery. I knew that I knew more about baseball than everyone here, but this just confirms it. Yankees will win it all for what has to be like the 4th straight year, right?
/JMac
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:28 PM
*asiana = asians
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:28 PM
This actually led me to look up Alex Rodriguez stats the past 3-4 years. I guess I haven’t paid much attention to the Yankees. Without steroids, ARod is really really a mediocre baseball player.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:28 PM
That doesn’t seem like a bad trade to me, Worms. Jacob Turner probably will look better in Miami than he ever would have in Detroit but I think it helps the Tigers this year.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:30 PM
ARod is really really a mediocre baseball player
That’s a little bit of an overstatement
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:31 PM
The typo made the DDMC Tag seem more real.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:32 PM
He’s a subpar defender, who hits .275 with 20-25 HR. It’s not exactly replacement-level, but… for him? oof.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:35 PM
/let’s be honest here
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:36 PM
He’s a subpar defender, who hits .275 with 20-25 HR. It’s not exactly replacement-level, but… for him? oof.
I think you are underestimating the intimidation factor here, the guy is a god-damned CENTAUR!!!
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:37 PM
YYSA, are you surviving Haboob 2012 so far? Unfortunately, CNN has pushed down the stories of this weather catastrophe down on their website to make space for things like a statue being removed.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:38 PM
All I saw was ‘boob’ without a link. Very disappointed ms621.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:39 PM
I posted some sweet Mary Louise Parker ass earlier. Where were you.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:41 PM
Teaching cancer how to fight back against science.
/someone has to stick up for the little guy
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:42 PM
Ha yea. I was headed out to dinner when it started to hit. That shit was exciting to drive through. I was more afraid of driving by trees that were swaying pretty well. The most annoying thing was the National Weather Service sent me about 40 warning messages to my cell phone. They just kept coming and I didn’t even know they could do that.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:44 PM
the National Weather Service sent me about 40 warning messages to my cell phone. They just kept coming and I didn’t even know they could do that.
A lot of ladies are capable of that. I’m just surprised to find out the National Weather Service is a woman.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:44 PM
Trollin trollin trollin trollin, keep trollin trollin trollin trollin!!!
/Limp Bizkit’d
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:45 PM
i love ichiro so much i don’t care if he takes 20,000 shots at cleveland.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:45 PM
Teaching cancer how to fight back against science.
Well you gotta have a fair fight.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:46 PM
i love ichiro so much i don’t care if he takes 20,000 shots at cleveland.
It was Cleveland he was talking about when he told a reporter once “If I end up playing there someday, just kill me”, right?
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:46 PM
Trollin trollin trollin trollin, keep trollin trollin trollin trollin!!!
/Limp Bizkit’d
the fuck does this have to do with nookie?
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:46 PM
dude, Ichiro sucks
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:48 PM
So did Youkilis. Let’s give him a month and see.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:50 PM
I think it helps the Tigers this year.
I agree it helps this year. I’m just not sure how much. Infante is a definite upgrade at 2B but I’m not exactly excited about Anibal Sanchez and feel like that’s not a great return for our top starting pitching prospect.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:50 PM
not sure bout that one but sounds in the ballpark.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:53 PM
Is Ichiro even going to start every night?
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:55 PM
It was Cleveland he was talking about when he told a reporter once “If I end up playing there someday, just kill me”, right?
to be fair, anyone who hasn’t said this was definitely thinking it, right?
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:56 PM
Completely different players.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:56 PM
Can’t believe the Tigers traded Turner and Brantly for Infante and Sanchez.
/DUMBrowski’d
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:57 PM
oh fuck you, ty.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:57 PM
Which one’s the Asian one?
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:58 PM
Lin?
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:59 PM
Oh relax (enhance your mellow), I’m just kidding, never even been there except for a 2-hour layover at that beautiful airport.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:03 PM
I’ve been there. Interviewed there, the people were assholes, the city sucked, and I vowed to never go back.
Granted it was probably a small section/subpopulation but I’ve made up my mind. I used to defend Pittsburgh, having lived there 4 years, but I just went back there, and that’s another shithole that lives up to the stereotypes. The first Pittsburgher that doesn’t jump in front of a car to cross a street against a light while smoking and yelling at someone on a cell phone would be the first.
/fin
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:03 PM
Am I the only one here who’s too dumb to read most of the stats on fangraphs? I think I’ll just wait for Keith Law to tell me if I should be outraged or excited about this Tigers trade.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:05 PM
What a fucking atrocity of modern transportation. I’d put it probably as my least favorite airport, behind maybe only Reagan Nat’l (I think its R.N.).
Pittsburgh incidentally has a very nice airport.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:05 PM
I think I’ll just wait for Keith Law to tell me if I should be outraged or excited about this Tigers trade.
A sound way to avoid dipshittery. Just regurgitate what analysts say and make fun of anyone who says any thing different.
/JMac
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:05 PM
What a fucking atrocity of modern transportation. I’d put it probably as my least favorite airport, behind maybe only Reagan Nat’l (I think its R.N.).
JFK…that airport is a piece of shit.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:07 PM
Most pretend, and some even know what they stand for/mean, but no one knows the derivation or meaning.
/starts yelling about WAR
Jerry Crasnick pissed me off today with some stupid bullshit. Most of the writers don’t know shit either.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:07 PM
Fuck planes.
Trains are where its at.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:09 PM
/starts yelling about WAR
You’re wrong!11!!
/sorry, old habit
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:10 PM
Fuck planes.
Trains are where its at.
Trains are nice, unless you want to go certain places. Like, you know, Europe. Or Asia.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:10 PM
Efficient Transportation ≠ Atlanta
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:11 PM
Philly I’ve heard mentioned as a shitty airport, but the four (?) times I’ve been there have all been good. One time, my bag beat me to baggage claim (always nice). Another time was during the baggage handlers strike, and out of 100 people on my flight, only 4 bags made it through, two of which were mine.
Sky Harbor is nice though, or was 10 years ago.
Charlotte can suck a dick. They have special engineers there to figure out the way to make you run the furthest to make a connection.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:11 PM
DCA is quite possibly the greatest airport known to all mankind. I can usually get there 20-30 min to flight time and still have time to get over to Hudson News for a water and snacks before I board.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:12 PM
He’s on the downslope of his career.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:12 PM
/Amtrak’d
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:12 PM
The Tigers trade is fine. Jacob Turner might be a top of the rotation guy in a couple of years, Anibal is a solid middle of the rotation guy right now. Infante is a clear upgrade at 2B. Brantly is a potential starter at C but isn’t exactly a star. That other pitcher might not ever make the majors
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:12 PM
Lived in Nashville for a while and loved the airport. Small and easy to get through. Lived in middle of nowhere Abilene TX and airport even smaller. Moved to Dallas and both airports are horrible.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:14 PM
Moved to Dallas and both airports are horrible.
I used to think this of DFW. Then I experienced JFK.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:14 PM
They’ve re-done a lot. It’s a fairly nice airport, though much harder to get in and out of parking/pickup, with the increase in flights. The live country music sometimes, which is a fitting touch.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:14 PM
I always fly out of John Wayne; cleanest most straightforward airport out there, though there are no int’l flights….
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:16 PM
Did you pitch for Vanderbilt?
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:17 PM
Just don’t fly into John Wayne…
/ddmcd1979
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:18 PM
He’s on the downslope of his career.
I see that…bravo.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:20 PM
Look at WWoS, trying to humanize people. I’m going to humanize him now.
Boom.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:21 PM
Not me. Loved the area. When we moved is when they started to have live country music in the airport. Like you said- nice touch. What I loved, other than breezing through, was when picking people up, you could park 20 feet from the doors. Awesome.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:22 PM
After the pics of me/dogs/my house I posted on twitter this weekend, I think I’m pretty well-humanized.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:22 PM
i rorred.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:22 PM
After the pics of me/dogs/my house I posted on twitter this weekend, I think I’m pretty well-humanized.
I don’t Twitter. I prefer my vision of you: an Asian wearing a lab coat.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:23 PM
MS621 needs humanized now. Here is his pic.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:24 PM
He’s on the downslope of his career.
i rorred.
Subtle racism is the acceptable form of racism I guess.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:27 PM
one of the most overrated players of all time. he’ll fit in well in New York.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:37 PM
huh?
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:37 PM
huh?
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:43 PM
Colby Lewis out for the year.
Cole Hamels to Texas!
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:53 PM
For my birthday in September, I’m thinking of going to either Memphis or Seattle with my wife. Do you guys have any thoughts?
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:56 PM
memphis – pros: possible tv appearance (first 48). cons: see pros.
seattle – pros: whole buncha shit. cons: might not end up tv.
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:59 PM
I’ve never been to Seattle, or met many people who didn’t like it there.
Memphis is… well, you have to know what you are getting into. There’s things to do, but you have to know them and not just wander around the city (that can be dangerous). That said, I think the music on Beale street is better than music in Nashville, and the musical talent level at every bar is phenomenal. I last went on a Sunday night, where the music was still good, but no crowds/cover. If you go to Memphis, be sure to check out Rum Boogie (with James Govan there), blues at its finest for sure. Lots of good BBQ (Rendez-vous has some of the best dry rub you’ll find anywhere). There are some nice suburb areas with galleries etc I think, though I haven’t been out there.
I’ve been twice and going back in December, so just don’t let yourself get turned off by the no-so-nice areas.
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:01 PM
How did you arrive at those 2 cities? Instead of Memphis, you could save quite a bit of money and just drive through the worst parts of your city.
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:04 PM
He’s on the downslope of his career.
You mean down slant, right?
/veal
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:06 PM
I’d recommend Seattle.
How many days vacation are we talking here?
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:09 PM
Oooohhhh that’s what he meant. I get it know!
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:13 PM
whats up, TBLADees
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:14 PM
I’m in Tacoma, just south of Seattle, and I’d say September here is pretty sweet. It may actually be sunny by then. Lots to do, lots to see, it’s a fun place.
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:15 PM
About 4 or 5 days. Both cities looked fun. It’s too bad UW has a bye week while I’m on vacation. I would have loved to tailgate on a boat.
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:16 PM
ESPN3.com at work
/go Red Sox
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:18 PM
I don’t know about tailgating on a boat, but I’d recommend doing one of those whale watching things. You could spend a morning out at the pier, as well. You could see a Sounders game, just for the atmosphere alone. I feel like there’s more to do up there. Shit, you could drive across the border and say you went to Canada for an hour.
Outside of Beal Street and maybe Graceland, I don’t see a lot to do in Memphis. Sorry, Memphis folks.
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:22 PM
I’ve gone for one night both times…. that’s about it. Beale Street (I have no interest in the touristy Elvis stuff… “pay $20 to look at his old airplane!”
Even the old Sun Studios and stuff is overrated.
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:22 PM
You looking for fun or to relax? Have you thought about getting a cabin in the mountains for a week? Never been to Seattle but definitely better than Memphis.
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:27 PM
Watching Big Break: Atlantis myself. Hot chicks playing golf? Yes please.
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:29 PM
TBLAD? TBLAD.
Memphis is cool with me.
/Capone n Noreaga circa 1997′d
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:30 PM
If we’re talking Tennessee, I had a blast in Nashville this spring. Great bar scene and live music everywhere.
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:39 PM
I was in Nashville with my brother a few years ago. I got hammered on $3 PBR tall boys at this pool hall we went to
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:43 PM
Trading deadline hasn’t even hit and pitching is flying off the board. Sanchez and Infante to the Tigers. Uh, Hey Sox! Hope you realize you need pitching. Lester and Beckett aren’t getting it done.
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:48 PM
I was in Memphis for about 5 days this spring. It was fun. It’s a good place to drink too much and eat a ton of bbq. Don’t know if that makes for a great vacation, though.
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:53 PM
Sounds like a good time for any vacation to me. I’m heading to Vegas in a few weeks for the first time in about 4 years. It’s going to be a shitshow. Last time there my brother got cut off at the bar at 3 in the afternoon before shitsharting, and that was only the first day.
July 23rd, 2012 at 9:05 PM
born and raised in nashville…ran around the smoky mounts, trackin’ cay-yote with the pikachu indians. ‘course this was all before viet-fuckin’-nam, i tell you what.
July 23rd, 2012 at 9:24 PM
I’m going to D.C. this weekend.
/not really a vacation
//I go there a lot
July 23rd, 2012 at 9:24 PM
I’m going to D.C. this weekend.
/not really a vacation
//I go there a lot
July 23rd, 2012 at 9:25 PM
I pulled a mole! No clue how that just happened.
July 23rd, 2012 at 9:25 PM
So glad Hamilton said that a little leaguer could get him out. Faces Sox pitching and all is fixed.
July 23rd, 2012 at 9:29 PM
geoffreyvs – I think you hit the CTRL+Mole keys
July 23rd, 2012 at 9:29 PM
The red sox hitters need to take a bat to their pitchers’ knees
July 23rd, 2012 at 9:34 PM
also said by mole’s mother while he was born.
July 23rd, 2012 at 9:37 PM
Is his mom’s name Peggy and did she once work for Sterling Cooper Draper Price?
July 23rd, 2012 at 9:37 PM
spencer – saw they are replaying the 99 PGA championship tomorrow on golf channel. should be good times.
July 23rd, 2012 at 9:38 PM
July 23rd, 2012 at 9:44 PM
oh yea…that was a helluva tournament. tho i’ll have to turn it off after sergio’s shot at 16…kinda like watching the replay of the drive.
July 23rd, 2012 at 9:47 PM
Back on the dark knight rises, I invite Anne Hathaway over any time. She is fucking gorgeous.
July 23rd, 2012 at 9:51 PM
Would you require her to wear the Catwoman suit?
July 23rd, 2012 at 9:57 PM
Rollo, i would prefer her to wear nothing but she looks good in just about anything
July 23rd, 2012 at 10:01 PM
Spencer – thoughts?
or how about this?
basically looking for a hold-over driver until the 913 comes (as well as the next wave of drivers). For what its worth, I liked the R11S 9* stiff, so looking for that or a 910D2 in similar setup.
July 23rd, 2012 at 10:23 PM
well, the one with the ‘ilima’s ended, and that’s a super high launching shaft…id go with the px one regardless.
July 23rd, 2012 at 10:28 PM
you could always just get a RH rbz tp 3w with a kai’li 80x and send it my way…that’s an option too.
July 23rd, 2012 at 10:34 PM
Wouldn’t the Jerry Rice and Carlton video have done better in the roundup? Not sure I get why it’s going up so late when the TBLAD is established.
/just askin
//no banhammer
July 23rd, 2012 at 10:48 PM
did kaiser survive today? only saw his insightful response before i checked out this morning.
July 23rd, 2012 at 11:27 PM
Dang, I hate I missed the Memphis-Seattle debate. Jim, I’d pick Seattle in a heartbeat.
/born in John Gaston Hospital, Memphis
//that was the “black babies” hospital back in the day
July 23rd, 2012 at 11:45 PM
So I hear there was some kind of major news out of State College today …
Haven’t seen an answer to this, maybe TBLAD can address it: Is the $60 million coming out of AD funds, or general university funds?
July 24th, 2012 at 12:51 AM
I thought it was football/AD money but not totally sure
July 24th, 2012 at 1:43 AM
TBLAD Mondays need more cold calls.
July 24th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
People hating on Memphis have yet to go to the Rendezvous
July 24th, 2012 at 5:50 PM
today on cold call mondays…adam scott!
TBL: hi adam, this is jason mcintyre with the big lead.
adam scott: ACK!!!
TBL: so you’ve been rumored to have spent the night with many a fine lady…any comment?
adam scott: ACK!!!
TBL: did you get annoyed with all the attention when you were dating kate hudson?
adam scott: ACK!!!
TBL: sure…”friends”…good one. so…send pics of your cock to anyone?
adam scott: ernie, that cunt. gday big ern…oi, why’s your lil bugger a sandwich short of a picnic? autisome joke, you bastard.