Erin Andrews, a Go-Go Dancer and a Unicorn Will Make You Watch College Football

Erin Andrews filmed her first commercial for College Football on FOX yesterday. Based on the images she tweeted, this is probably going to be one of those terribly clever ads about how college football is so amazing that you won’t even turn away for a unicorn, go-go dancer and Erin Andrews in your living room. Judging by the fact that there is no booze or food in either picture, I’m guessing those guys are monks and probably not interested anyway. Serious question though – where did FOX find a unicorn? That should really be what we’re focusing on. I thought unicorns were mythical creatures. Talk about burying the lede.


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July 20th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
This makes a great lead-in for a joke. Also a great plot line for a porno.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Also, there’s no way that either of those cuntheads own that house. Wayyyyyy too nice. So the obvious answer is these two jabroni’s broke into the unicorns house – who was trying to have a nice, relaxing three-way with Erin Andrews and a caged stripper – and started watching TV. Clearly, Erin Andrews is unamused.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
shocker, EA selling sex. best ivestment she ever made was the tape.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
You know who’s really hot? Kristanna Loken. Total smokeshow on Burn Notice.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
at the same store where you find Ligers I would assume
July 20th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
That unicorn looks happy to be there in pic #1.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Nestled between IRAQ WMDs and Obama’s forged birth certificate.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
I think he’s mad that even having a unicorn present, EA STILL does that stupid, gotta-go-pee leg cross for her picture.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
pickin’s must be slim lately for unicorns. that mofo has got to be the runt of it’s litter.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
your ignorance is quasi cute, CoRM. all you had to do was search google images for unicorns and myriad photos of them in the wild come up.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
shocker, EA selling sex. best ivestment she ever made was the tape.
She just wants to be known for all the hard work she does. It isn’t her fault she is easy on the eyes.
Also, honest question I’ve seen asked but haven’t seen a real answer… aside from the horrible BCS bowls Fox aired, is she just working for FSN or did the actual Fox channel get a football contract somewhere?
July 20th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
Also totes lezbo. Really.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
Mythical, like the “news” on Fox.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
Good luck with that one – she plays for the other team
July 20th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
/does search
//doesn’t like results
///adds NSFW
vvv
I’ll just leave this here…
July 20th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
Fucking butch girl scout troop leaders.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
Well then she has some fuckin’ ‘splainin to do
July 20th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
There’s menses on your hands!
July 20th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Serious journalist, doesn’t feed into anything negative.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
I applied to join Menses once, but they told me my IQ was too low.
July 21st, 2012 at 2:59 AM
There’s no subliminal sexual subtext in that. Not with that unicorn horn. Of the shell above the Venus in the background. Nor with the use of white. But, oh, yes. She’s a journalist.