Corey Williams Becomes The Latest Known DUI Arrest for the NFL
Corey Williams, defensive tackle for the Detroit Lions, is the latest NFL player known to be arrested for a DUI. I say “known” because these things have a tendency to trickle in days, weeks, or even a month later depending on the circumstances and how notable/distinct/well known the player is. In the case of Corey Williams, he was actually arrested back on June 18th, 2011 in Arkansas, but appeared in court today.
I just wrote about the percentages of arrests and the NFL doesn’t appear to be any higher than the public at large. It’s a bad look this week, though, as DUI after DUI rolls in just ahead of the players getting ready to return to training camp. I’ve lost count–Britt today, Lynch, Adrian Peterson, Dion Lewis versus the fire alarm–that have become public in the last two weeks?
Williams, of course, adds to the Detroit Lions league leading tally for the offseason [note: the arrest date was a year ago, just now becoming public this offseason], and also continues a dreadful PR stretch for players. The actual football games can’t get here quick enough.
[photo via US Presswire]

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July 20th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Seriously?
/SMH
July 20th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
Why did Schefter say it happened last year?
July 20th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
Holy fuck this is getting ridiculous.
July 20th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
There are times when I think Roger Goodell is a tool. There are times like these where I feel he should suspend all these guys for at least 2 games. If you’re so stupid to get a DUI instead of asking or calling for a ride, you should sit your ass down for 2 games and lose all that pay.
July 20th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Kenny Britt released by Titans.
July 20th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
2012?
July 20th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! for real?
July 20th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
FUCK THIS BULLSHIT MADD I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU WHORES!
/Doesn’t even drive
//Principle brah
///Drinking
July 20th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Maybe he’s an alcoholic and knew no better (at that exact time).
July 20th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Get on it Jets.
July 20th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Nobody reads the posts. (Or the links).
Link?
July 20th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
It was fake Adam Schefter…the other Mantis likes playing tricks on all of us on twitter.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Well, of course not…but the line “Williams, of course, adds to the Detroit Lions league leading tally for the offseason…” made me think the 2011 was a typo.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
It’s really not that difficult to drive if your drunk. These guys are either horrible drivers or completely shitfaced(.20 and above) to draw suspicion from the coppers.
/Nah see!
July 20th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Britt’s release was from Adam Schaefer who tweeted it then removed it but here is the screen grab I found online. Someone posted it.
http://tigerreport.blogspot.com/2012/07/titans-release-kenny-britt-after-latest.html
July 20th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Good God Soused, you’ve been slaying my ass lately.
/no Coop’d
July 20th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
I’ve never done such a thing.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
That’s ADARN Schefter…clown account bro.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
I consider myself very lucky to have never been arrested for DUI. I was fortunate enough to live in an apartment 1 block from the major bar scene immediately post college, but still. I’ve been behind the wheel over .08 many times. Those are also the times I really make sure to be driving as safely as possible.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Contract the NFL!
Or maybe hire Jason Kidd as designated driver.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Are your underwear on fire having said that?
July 20th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Still thinks Mike’s point is valid, makes no sense to compare them to the general population. Compare them to the rest of the wealthy Americans.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Well, of course not…but the line “Williams, of course, adds to the Detroit Lions league leading tally for the offseason…” made me think the 2011 was a typo.
yeah, I could have phrased that better. The arrest itself happened already but flew under radar, just now becoming public. Appeared in court. I can’t find any reference to it in the arrest database, so it was not included in prior team totals.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Still thinks Mike’s point is valid, makes no sense to compare them to the general population. Compare them to the rest of the wealthy Americans.
Do they get compared to really wealthy Americans who grew up with drivers, or wealthy Americans who became self-made millionaires only?
July 20th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
don’t fuck around in Drew County, plain and simple.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Ones who grew up in a Richie Rich situation.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Holy shit Tiger!
July 20th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
This (in my younger days).
Worst offense: driving very slowly the wrong way down a one-way street in a snowstorm. Cop pulls up in front of me coming from the other direction. I told him the snowfall was disorienting me. He sent me off with a lecture and a stern look.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
TIGRE doin’ work
July 20th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Rather, trying to draw something from the comparison to the general population doesn’t make much sense, just not comparable situations.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
It’s hilarious that ESPN.com is writing Tiger off, declaring the Open a “two-man race” between Snedeker and Scott. Pretty much ensures that Eldrick will roar past both and win No. 15.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
They still need someone that can throw the ball.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
July 20th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Warner Brothers is actually considering canceling all showings of the Dark Knight Rises this weekend because of the shooting? WTF.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
It’s time to up the penalty here. DUI’s are a felony, yet they seem to happen so often that we forget this. If I got a DUI, there is a good chance I would either lose my job or face a serious penalty. These guys get a slap on the wrist and collect millions.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
They aint a feloy in Wisconsin and I know I wouldnt lose my job cuz I have one since working here.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
*felony
July 20th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Keep in mind the source here, but the opinion seems to be that the NFL is powerless because the union wont budge on it.
Per a source with knowledge of the NFL’s thinking, the league has wanted to increase the penalties for several years. The league contends, we’re told, that the union has resisted.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Do they have that level of power over the theaters showing it? Seems like that would be breaking contracts
July 20th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
They already canceled the premiere in Paris.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Just fucking dumb.
A crazy guy went into a crowded theater and killed people. WTF does it have to do with the actual movie?
If a gunman opened fire at a swimming pool are they gonna suspend the Olympics?
July 20th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
My best friend told me he’s nervous about seeing it tomorrow. On the other fucking side of the country. I rolled my eyes at him via text message.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
He blew .10 who gives a fuck? He drank two beers in an hour and drove.
Should be progressive as which if you go way over you permanently loose your license this middling shit is maddening.
MADD wants lower standards because they are neo-prohibitionists (as opined by their founder) and allows them to juke their stats about the seriousness of drunk driving and the amount of arrests.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
He blew .10 who gives a fuck? He drank two beers in an hour and drove.
Should be progressive as which if you go way over you permanently loose your license this middling shit is maddening.
This.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
That’s quite amusing. They did a 180 on that faster the EIC talking about … well, many, many things.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
I have friends here who blew over .2 and lost their license for a month. A MONTH! If you blow over .2 you should lose your licence for a year with no fucking lawyering option of paying a shitload to get it wiped out (equal justice my ass) and if you get another one of any degree you lose your license forever.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Complete total quote failure.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
Yeah, I was just noting the change. I saw the headline too then updated it and they had already changed it.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
As far as I know most places are exactly like that, “bad” ones get you worse punishment (had a few friends who were around .3). Only in angry internet land and Goodells office does the severity of it not matter.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
MADD is a fucking joke.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
If a gunman opened fire at a swimming pool are they gonna suspend the Olympics?
Competition was halted for 24 hours at the 1972 Summer Olympics in Munich after most of the Israeli team was taken hostage and later killed.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
The Palestinian gunmen in Munich say no.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
Completely different man and you know it.
That was a team taken hostage. This was an isolated incident in a movie theater that happened to be showing TDKR.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
MADD is just the dyslexic version of DAMM.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
I know I’m a safer driver with that BAC than some grandma driving on a freeway. Someone like Jason Kidd should be getting killed publically because he was actually fucking wasted when driving. I hate when the media acts like an athlete just murdered a family of dogs when it comes to these DUI’s with the BAC near .08.
A few of my buddies have a DUI after only having around 4-6 beers. Which is nothing.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Guess I am just weird that when I go to the bar I don’t usually drive there. I recently discovered these yellow cars that take you places. Sometimes I take this magic train and transports me to many other bars. But I guess I am just the weird one here.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
You candy ass metrofuckinsexuals.
/ ddmcd’d, just for the hell of it
July 20th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Update: 4 members of US military, 2 Air Force reservists, 2 Navy service members, wounded, hospitalized in Colorado shootings
Wonder if this guy was somehow trying to attack US servicemen.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
Completely different man and you know it.
I wasn’t disagreeing with your argument per se, just pointing out that there is precedent for things like that.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
Yeah a better example might of been the Olympic bombing in Atlanta when they didn’t cancel anything.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
I have 2 DUIs, one in 1999, and the other in 2004.
.12 and .13 for the two.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Yes and that was at the Olympics for gods sake.
Youre telling me a Colorado shooting should affect all showings of a movie in the whole Country?
July 20th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
It would be an argument if this was the only theater showing the movie and that theater was to cancel showings. Not thousands of theaters across the country.
Ok, rant over.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Youre telling me a Colorado shooting should affect all showings of a movie in the whole Country?
I’m not sure that anyone is positively arguing that position, but I can tell from looking at your gravatar where the passion for this subject comes from.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
By extrapolation, doesn’t that mean you were due for No. 3 in 2009?
July 20th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Yeah I love the Nolans films but my opinion here isnt based on that. I dont care what movie it was, I just think its a dumb way to react.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
ddmcd1074 chimed in on the situation in this mornings roundup, if anyone cares to read that drivel.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
NOMAAM is a worthy organization,
Al Bundy forever.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Yes true. I dont ever drive if I have had a drop of alcohol anymore though.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Care to give us a quick summary?
July 20th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
I found this comment from ddmcd in the Roundup rather amusing:
mole where is your stupid avatar of the joker this morning?
That roid-raging repressed cocksmoker can’t keep straight who he’s raging at. In TBLAD last night he went off on me for something that had nothing to do with me.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
LMAO thats too funny!
July 20th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Bundy, fukc you, you faghat. You only scored 4 touchdowns in the city championship, you’re gay. Did you even make all-district? Did Bud fukc a girl when he was only 13?
/ ddmcd’d
July 20th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Here it is….
July 20th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Between fines, lawyer, court fees, probation fees, loss of wages, property damages, and higher insurance premiums, my DUI (2005) cost me about $15,000 when all was said and done.
/lesson learned
July 20th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
I still think that guy is Jason.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
This is why, when selecting an apartment, one of my major criteria is walking distance to bars.
/ Team Lucky My Ass Was Never Tossed in the Can
July 20th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Rondo why dont you take that stupid ass avatar off considering that fukcing murderer was dressed as the joker under his BPV and Gas mask.
July 20th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Mole and Rondo are same dude. No way two male adults on same site have cartoons as avatars. That is no coincidence.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Too bad you werent in that theater mcd.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
That’s not a cartoon you stupid fuck it’s a puppet.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
Why profanity is needed for great comedy
July 20th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Leave him alone, his wife is a 4 and he has a gay son.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
C’mon, Rondo and Mole, admit it. You’re a couple, aren’t you? No wonder ddmcd is going off on you!
July 20th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
ddmcd1974′s act is getting a little old already. But soused seeking him out and attacking him every chance he gets isn’t.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
what cartoon is ddmcd tyalking about? Mole’s is a puppet, and Rondo’s is the 49ers logo. I’m as confused as ddmcd’s gay 13 year old.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
A Puppet. Oh shit. A grown ass dude has a puppet for an avatar. fukc man ive seen it all now. no wonder you get so pissed when i discuss gayness.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Dude your right. I wish I was in that theater cause luckily Im allowed to carry fucking everywhere down here and I love it. I woulda put two in the fuckers head no problem. Done it before Ill do that shit again.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Mole, I always assumed “moleman” was a reference to The Simpsons. Is that incorrect?
July 20th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
I can’t breathe
July 20th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
Finally, documented evidence that ddmcd is indded Craig James and that Craig James did indeed kill those hookers.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
BAYUD AYUSS
July 20th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
We aren’t a couple but we are fucking.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
ddmcd1974′s son must be a puppet since he always has hands up his ass.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
I’m sure that if you saw anybody with an AR15 with ACOG, you’d be pissing your pants.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
Now this is the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You might want to lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
/ddmcd’s confused son
July 20th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
And a good Moleman to you too
July 20th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
That’s correct, my avatar has always just been Crow.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
It’s not a 49ers logo?
/I need glasses
July 20th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
SHUT IT DOWN!
July 20th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
mULLET THAT WAS FUCKIN FUNNY. nICE
July 20th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Fucking hilarious is what you guys are.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Smallie I did my time. No one is looking for me. Anymore
July 20th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
My gravatar is a 49ers logo at work, and at home its the Joker.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
I gotta say, I kinda’ like this nutbag coming in here all guns a’ blazin’. It’s a different flavor than most of the, err, puppets that comment here like it’s there job! That said, chill the fuck out double-d Mickey D. Get your t-back all bunched up over something a little more significant than avatars. Weirdo.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
Clarified.
I thought Smallie was referring to the former, which is why I found it amusing. However, the idea of the Joker as the Niners’ logo is quite amusing, and would have been relevant in the Singletary error, er, era.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
So Rondo let me make sure I got this. You use 2 avatars one a football team logo the other a cartoon/comic book character and you have 2 DWI’s blowing .12 and .13. I was toally wrong about you. Your not gay or an ass. You just a fucking chick. A fucking broad.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
What did you do time for?
July 20th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
Good thing that wasn’t “V-shaped back” or it would have confirmed all those “repressed gay” theories.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Not sure, but certain it was served at the Gotham City Home for the Criminally Insane.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Leaning sodomy at the moment
July 20th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
What did you do time for?
He kilt a few people on the intrawebs. It was a virtual bloodbath!
/don’t eat the veal, it’s inhumane
July 20th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
After I hurt my shoulder soph yr in college and stopped playing ball I got caught in heroin game. yr later we went to cop some dope opened the sliding door on the van we were in and blasted a mofo in the gut. took the dope.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Raping dudes
July 20th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
BAYUD AYUSS
July 20th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
Butters, your avatar is a cartoon, that makes you gay according to the Gospel of St. Ddmcd1974.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
No, that’s the climax of the Coop-Mullet manhunt you’re thinking of.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
think browns safety tj ward just got arrested too.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
After I hurt my shoulder soph yr in college and stopped playing ball I got caught in heroin game.
Dang drug pushers…they caught you all up in that game huh? It’s aiight, it ain’t your fault.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Did Aubrey know you were a conviceted felon?
July 20th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Couldn’t help myself
July 20th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Butters doesnt have a cartoon. thats a real dude with some kind of photo editing done to it.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
took the dope.
Idiot. You’re supposed to take the canolli.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Mother fucker you stole that plot from an Afroman song.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Mullet that was funny again. nice
July 20th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Are we gonna have to testify to something based on all of Mickey D’s confessions?
July 20th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Would like to note at this point that myself and rondoman have been accused of having cartoons as our avatars when neither in fact has a cartoon as their avatar, while butters has been given a pass for not having a cartoon as his avatar yet actually has a cartoon as his avatar.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
I’ve been coming here pretty regularly for awhile now and have either been directly involved with some well know commenters (I pretty much outed Todd Charske as a cocaine lord) or stood by the wayside when things got wild (Paolo, ddmcd). Sometimes, I think that this an English 101 class experiment that was wildly successful — regardless its fascinating to read. Carry on.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Are convicted felons allowed to carry guns?
July 20th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
/ Chucks “1-15″ out the window, writes down “0-16″
July 20th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
That was in 95 i think. I plowed Aub a few years later bro. In 95 you didnt do much time for shooting a convicted felon dealing drugs. I told them he pulled a gun on me first. I just protected myself. done in 8 months. didnt have any prior.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
And leave the gun.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
I plowed Aub a few years later bro.
Ahh ok, I was having a hard time placing it in the timeline.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Woe be to he who calls Dr. Krieger a cartoon
July 20th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Are you Jamal Lewis?
July 20th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
settled up not as a felony. im white, parents had money, no priors.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
We’ve got a twenty foot dry-erase board in our office that comes in handy for this kind of thing. It’s where I keep track of the commenter racial list.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
It takes all types ’round these parts …
July 20th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
So you’re not Jamal Lewis?
July 20th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Did you have bad experiences in prison — uhh, if you get my drift — which led to yesterday’s roundup line of conversation?
July 20th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Football standout … rage issues … did time in prison …
I’ve revised my opinion. ddmcd1974 is actually Bill Romanowski.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
/fixed
July 20th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
do you see why i play so much golf now?
two bcs rapings, the browns, the decision, the browns, tressel, the browns, the 2007 alcs, the browns…
and my favorite golfer is sergio.
/facepalm
July 20th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
ddmcd killed a dude now?
July 20th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Dorothy is a lucky woman.
/Team cartoon avatars with cartoons
//Not those faggy carton avatars of not cartoons
July 20th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Robbie Krieger > Dr. Krieger
July 20th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
todd charske killed a scoutmaster?
July 20th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
yes, his gay scoutmaster
July 20th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Nada’s got a cartoon avatar too.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
There’s a cartoon bear in my avi, I must like snatch?
July 20th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Go on….
July 20th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
i’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you’re mentioning snatching pic-a-nic baskets with booboo.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Don’t be afraid to use your nails girls
July 20th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Cookies on dowels.
July 20th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Mizerrel you avatar is cool with me.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
BACK OFF ALL YOU BITCHES! me and ddmcd are boyz now!
July 20th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
do you see why i play so much golf now?
two bcs rapings, the browns, the decision, the browns, tressel, the browns, the 2007 alcs, the browns…
and my favorite golfer is sergio.
/facepalm
I just hope you’re not a personal financial adviser.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Mole and Rondo are same dude. No way two male adults on same site have cartoons as avatars. That is no coincidence.
Wait, what?
July 20th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
Until he realizes that’s Michael Phelps crotch (which ironically is what drew his eye in the first place).
So that’s what there calling throwing a deep out like a girl these days.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
i hope this isn’t a joke…
July 20th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
I liked Snatch, too, though I couldn’t understand a word Pitt said.
Not a cartoon, unless you consider the work of Edvard Munch cartoonish.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Heh, my last comment had the words “snatch” and “Munch” in it. Heh.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
it’s a clown painting, bro.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
i hope this isn’t a joke…
Oh shit. I have a rule never to apologize.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
No, these are clown paintings.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
That is phelps crotch. GTFO. seriously? oh fk dude.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
i don’t even know what that was supposed to mean “i hope this isn’t a joke”…brain’s kinda fried after a shitty ass week. i work in the field tho yea…which is why i wasn’t sure if it was a joke whatever im going to shut up now.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:17 PM
I’ll just say .. “Given your history of picking winners, I’m glad you’re not my PFA.”
July 20th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
fortunately for you, things i do myself, im quite good at. there’s no cleveland curse if you like it here.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
lol.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
He shot bsanders – true story.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
I thought he shot McNair.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
this scoutmaster’s…
/sunglasses
…gay for murder.
/YYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
July 20th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
I would guess “no”, because there are probably other places where even more military gather. I’m also guessing most off-duty troops would be out of uniform that time of night.
The theater just happened to be near Buckley AFB. Just a sad confluence of events.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Block me on twitter, get shot, them’s the breaks, Hayseed.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
A dude got shot. He was a dealer. In the game we have our own rules. Nobody tried to kill him. just wanted the goods..
July 20th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
The only person taking shots is your son’s face from a polite young man.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
And by goods, you mean his penis, right?
Soused is on a fuckin roll
July 20th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
Sousd you realize your now talking about children right. You think any kind of ragging on little children is funny? fuck man. i would never bring a mans child into something.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
And you Mullet encouraging him to crack and rag on 4 and 6 yr old kids. This clown saying my 6yr old is getting jizz shot at his face is funny. and he is on a roll. Your a sick fuck like him. what the fuck is wrong with you. thats fucking nasty. talk about shit you should be castrated for. even talking about a 6yr old son having that done to him sousd should be hung. thats not shit you say.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
It’s “hanged.” Hung refers to penises.
July 20th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
Have a nice weekend everyone but the sick fucker who talks about 6 yr olds getting jizz shot at them. No more trolling please. On Monday lets get up and running with no trolling.
July 20th, 2012 at 5:07 PM
Ok seriously the real story is Im on lots of meds. Very polar. I hope you had as much fun as I did these past 2 days. This was awesome. Lots of banter lots of funnies. good times. express yourself. get good sleep. take one aspirin a day and one piece of fruit. 1 coffee 1 beer. you will feel great after a week of this. Getting out on a jetski for fresj air helps the lungs and breathing tubes. clears the mind which makes one smarter. reflect on what you have done and clear your conscience. wade deep into the water and refresh your outer being. rest enough to get up and conquer. peace to the gods who require a sacrifice daily from us. we will exalt those who carry the torch for all of us.
July 20th, 2012 at 5:14 PM
Nobody ever gave me tickets to a Penn State bowl game…..
//ddmcd’d
July 20th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
good that you can laugh at yourself dude.
July 20th, 2012 at 5:20 PM
that’s a compliment too, not a sarcastic dickhead comment.