Comments on: The Fattest Pitchers in Major League Baseball

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 20:12:57 +0000

Give this man a cheesesteak wrapped in a pizza.

/looks in the fridge

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 19:21:46 +0000

Hey MY country isn’t known for defecation porn, judgey.

By: Der Kaiser

Der Kaiser — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 19:13:10 +0000

You guys disgust me.

By: Walking Underwear

Walking Underwear — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 19:10:15 +0000

The reuschel bros

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 19:00:20 +0000

Can I offer you a slice of pizza?

Sweet, fresh buffalo mozzarella…hey wait a minute.

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:58:24 +0000

/refuses to shake moleman’s hand
//steps around suspicious mark on floor

Can I offer you a slice of pizza?

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:54:32 +0000

/refuses to shake moleman’s hand
//steps around suspicious mark on floor

winner

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:54:24 +0000

“What are these crusty bits?”

“… those are my tears.”

“TEARS? You know he was pounding his invisible meat!”

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:53:39 +0000

RF- Adam Dunn

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:52:38 +0000

You got a problem with public masturbation? Fascist.

Live free or die, man.

/refuses to shake moleman’s hand
//steps around suspicious mark on floor

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:52:05 +0000

Looks like Hernia got beat by a couple years… this guy did a nice job
http://voices.yahoo.com/mlb-all-fat-guy-team-2010-5154365.html

I don’t think that’s from an actual Yahoo writer. Can’t be.

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:51:24 +0000

You got a problem with public masturbation? Fascist.

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:50:55 +0000

Honestly though, if that shit is frowned upon then what pray tell is the fucking point of those establishments.

Excellent point. Which is why I’ve never been in one. Evar.

By: YYSA

YYSA — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:49:12 +0000

Fred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct last night in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants down in an adult movie theater.
Seriously … how does an individual get to this point in life?

Honestly though, if that shit is frowned upon then what pray tell is the fucking point of those establishments.

By: cleet

cleet — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:47:56 +0000

C- ROn Karkavice

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:45:31 +0000

From TMZ:

Fred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct last night in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants down in an adult movie theater.

Seriously … how does an individual get to this point in life?

/no homo

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:43:35 +0000

HGH users are exempt, no?

Not much of a team if it’s David Eckstein throwing the ball up to himself to hit. He can do a lot, but he’s not Bugs Bunny.

By: NDub

NDub — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:43:32 +0000

I like how every year we hear about Sabathia losing 20 pounds in the offseason. Yet here he is, still fat as holy hell.

There’s a lot of irony in the “zero calories” whisper at the beginning of that Pepsi Max commercial as Sabathia walks out of the corn field.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:43:29 +0000

Looks like Hernia got beat by a couple years… this guy did a nice job
http://voices.yahoo.com/mlb-all-fat-guy-team-2010-5154365.html

But yeah, sorry for missing you, Carlos Lee. Consider yourself a lock.

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:43:16 +0000

DH – Bob Horner