<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:rawvoice="http://www.rawvoice.com/rawvoiceRssModule/" > <channel><title>Comments on: Mario Götze Was Happy to See His Girlfriend, But Probably Wishes He Wasn&#8217;t Wearing a Banana Hammock at the Time</title> <atom:link href="http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/</link> <description>Sports, Media, Entertainment</description> <lastBuildDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 00:29:09 +0000</lastBuildDate> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1</generator> <item><title>By: heldover</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717646</link> <dc:creator>heldover</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 02:08:55 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717646</guid> <description><![CDATA[&lt;em&gt;“Don’t act like you’re not impressed” – Ron Burgandy&lt;/em&gt;I&#039;m not.&lt;em&gt;Agreed. Pregnant women get shit done.&lt;/em&gt;Okay, which thread did this shit finally get remedied?  I was only really in the Roundup...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>“Don’t act like you’re not impressed” – Ron Burgandy</em></p><p>I&#8217;m not.</p><p><em>Agreed. Pregnant women get shit done.</em></p><p>Okay, which thread did this shit finally get remedied?  I was only really in the Roundup&#8230;</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: jayhawk88</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717554</link> <dc:creator>jayhawk88</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 00:39:18 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717554</guid> <description><![CDATA[&quot;Don&#039;t act like you&#039;re not impressed&quot; - Ron Burgandy]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t act like you&#8217;re not impressed&#8221; &#8211; Ron Burgandy</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Monster is Meth</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717550</link> <dc:creator>Monster is Meth</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 00:28:16 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717550</guid> <description><![CDATA[&lt;em&gt;The angle of his dangle is directly proportional to the heat of his meat.&lt;/em&gt;I&#039;m going to need a closer look./Coop&#039;d]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>The angle of his dangle is directly proportional to the heat of his meat.</em></p><p>I&#8217;m going to need a closer look.</p><p>/Coop&#8217;d</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: GloriousMullet</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717549</link> <dc:creator>GloriousMullet</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 00:20:18 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717549</guid> <description><![CDATA[The angle of his dangle is directly proportional to the heat of his meat.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The angle of his dangle is directly proportional to the heat of his meat.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Nada</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717541</link> <dc:creator>Nada</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 00:04:20 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717541</guid> <description><![CDATA[Anyway, I&#039;m a gonna go stare at some Kelly Brooks pix to clear my mind now.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m a gonna go stare at some Kelly Brooks pix to clear my mind now.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Nada</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717540</link> <dc:creator>Nada</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 00:02:26 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717540</guid> <description><![CDATA[Gotze &gt; Goatse &gt; GotyeOr maybe the other way around.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gotze &gt; Goatse &gt; Gotye</p><p>Or maybe the other way around.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Monster is Meth</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717539</link> <dc:creator>Monster is Meth</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 23:58:43 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717539</guid> <description><![CDATA[&lt;em&gt;Gotze. Legend. Dortmund, auf zu kampfen.&lt;/em&gt;?? I don&#039;t listen to hip-hop.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Gotze. Legend. Dortmund, auf zu kampfen.</em></p><p>?? I don&#8217;t listen to hip-hop.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Senator Jersey</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717538</link> <dc:creator>Senator Jersey</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 23:57:13 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717538</guid> <description><![CDATA[Gotze. Legend. Dortmund, auf zu kampfen.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gotze. Legend. Dortmund, auf zu kampfen.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Tim Ryan</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717535</link> <dc:creator>Tim Ryan</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 23:20:43 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717535</guid> <description><![CDATA[!]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: ohheelyeah</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717533</link> <dc:creator>ohheelyeah</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 23:15:23 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717533</guid> <description><![CDATA[Dong pics!  Holla!!!/no Coop&#039;d]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dong pics!  Holla!!!</p><p>/no Coop&#8217;d</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Monster is Meth</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717532</link> <dc:creator>Monster is Meth</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 23:09:04 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717532</guid> <description><![CDATA[&lt;em&gt;Agreed. Pregnant women &lt;strong&gt;have already been&lt;/strong&gt; done.&lt;/em&gt;]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Agreed. Pregnant women <strong>have already been</strong> done.</em></p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Monster is Meth</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717531</link> <dc:creator>Monster is Meth</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 23:03:23 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717531</guid> <description><![CDATA[&lt;em&gt;It’s not like they have anything else to do, aside from birthin’ that baby, the laundry and the sandwich making.&lt;/em&gt;Somebody needs to get that pregnant woman a blanket, because that shit was cold.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>It’s not like they have anything else to do, aside from birthin’ that baby, the laundry and the sandwich making.</em></p><p>Somebody needs to get that pregnant woman a blanket, because that shit was cold.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: ms621</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717529</link> <dc:creator>ms621</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 22:57:30 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717529</guid> <description><![CDATA[&lt;em&gt;Agreed. Pregnant women get shit done.&lt;/em&gt;It&#039;s not like they have anything else to do, aside from birthin&#039; that baby, the laundry and the sandwich making./1950s&#039;d]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Agreed. Pregnant women get shit done.</em></p><p>It&#8217;s not like they have anything else to do, aside from birthin&#8217; that baby, the laundry and the sandwich making.</p><p>/1950s&#8217;d</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: KC Resident</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717528</link> <dc:creator>KC Resident</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 22:55:35 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717528</guid> <description><![CDATA[&lt;em&gt;By the way, a big, banana hammock filled thanks to CJ for staying on the tech folks to fix the commenting issues.&lt;/em&gt;Agreed. Pregnant women get shit done.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>By the way, a big, banana hammock filled thanks to CJ for staying on the tech folks to fix the commenting issues.</em></p><p>Agreed. Pregnant women get shit done.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Monster is Meth</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717527</link> <dc:creator>Monster is Meth</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 22:29:51 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717527</guid> <description><![CDATA[Gotze is past his prime./Sandusky]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gotze is past his prime.</p><p>/Sandusky</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: ms621</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717525</link> <dc:creator>ms621</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 22:26:38 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717525</guid> <description><![CDATA[By the way, a big, banana hammock filled thanks to CJ for staying on the tech folks to fix the commenting issues.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By the way, a big, banana hammock filled thanks to CJ for staying on the tech folks to fix the commenting issues.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: ms621</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717524</link> <dc:creator>ms621</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 22:26:05 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717524</guid> <description><![CDATA[You post pictures like this on here? I would never want you to be my kid&#039;s scoutmaster, Jason./ddmcd1974]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You post pictures like this on here? I would never want you to be my kid&#8217;s scoutmaster, Jason.</p><p>/ddmcd1974</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: gfunk supreme</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717523</link> <dc:creator>gfunk supreme</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 22:25:02 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717523</guid> <description><![CDATA[Sucks that his last name is goatse]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sucks that his last name is goatse</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: ms621</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717522</link> <dc:creator>ms621</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 22:24:02 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717522</guid> <description><![CDATA[The return of dong pics? The return of dong pics.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The return of dong pics? The return of dong pics.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Ty_Webb</title><link>http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/07/19/mario-gotze-was-happy-to-see-his-girlfriend-but-probably-wishes-he-wasnt-wearing-a-banana-hammock-at-the-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1717521</link> <dc:creator>Ty_Webb</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 22:23:55 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=196758#comment-1717521</guid> <description><![CDATA[see what i&#039;m talking about.../ddmcd1979]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>see what i&#8217;m talking about&#8230;</p><p>/ddmcd1979</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> </channel> </rss>
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