Mario Götze Was Happy to See His Girlfriend, But Probably Wishes He Wasn’t Wearing a Banana Hammock at the Time
All, Clean Slate, Soccer, Something Positive, WAG, Wardrobe Malfunction July 19th. 2012, 6:19pm
Mario Gotze is a 20-year-old midfielder on the German national team. Even though Gotze has an extremely bright future – he’s already a star on Borussia Dortmund in the Bundesliga – Germany is so loaded, he could barely get on the field at Euro 2012. Look for him in the 2014 World Cup.
Oh, the photos: Gotze was on vacation with his girlfriend, Ann-Kathrin Vida (a model, natch), the pair went swimming and … yeah. Who can blame him? We’ve all been there. The two photos you’re laughing at appeared in German newspapers. [via Kickette]
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July 19th, 2012 at 6:23 PM
see what i’m talking about…
/ddmcd1979
July 19th, 2012 at 6:24 PM
The return of dong pics? The return of dong pics.
July 19th, 2012 at 6:25 PM
Sucks that his last name is goatse
July 19th, 2012 at 6:26 PM
You post pictures like this on here? I would never want you to be my kid’s scoutmaster, Jason.
/ddmcd1974
July 19th, 2012 at 6:26 PM
By the way, a big, banana hammock filled thanks to CJ for staying on the tech folks to fix the commenting issues.
July 19th, 2012 at 6:29 PM
Gotze is past his prime.
/Sandusky
July 19th, 2012 at 6:55 PM
By the way, a big, banana hammock filled thanks to CJ for staying on the tech folks to fix the commenting issues.
Agreed. Pregnant women get shit done.
July 19th, 2012 at 6:57 PM
Agreed. Pregnant women get shit done.
It’s not like they have anything else to do, aside from birthin’ that baby, the laundry and the sandwich making.
/1950s’d
July 19th, 2012 at 7:03 PM
It’s not like they have anything else to do, aside from birthin’ that baby, the laundry and the sandwich making.
Somebody needs to get that pregnant woman a blanket, because that shit was cold.
July 19th, 2012 at 7:09 PM
Agreed. Pregnant women have already been done.
July 19th, 2012 at 7:15 PM
Dong pics! Holla!!!
/no Coop’d
July 19th, 2012 at 7:20 PM
!
July 19th, 2012 at 7:57 PM
Gotze. Legend. Dortmund, auf zu kampfen.
July 19th, 2012 at 7:58 PM
Gotze. Legend. Dortmund, auf zu kampfen.
?? I don’t listen to hip-hop.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:02 PM
Gotze > Goatse > Gotye
Or maybe the other way around.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:04 PM
Anyway, I’m a gonna go stare at some Kelly Brooks pix to clear my mind now.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:20 PM
The angle of his dangle is directly proportional to the heat of his meat.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:28 PM
The angle of his dangle is directly proportional to the heat of his meat.
I’m going to need a closer look.
/Coop’d
July 19th, 2012 at 8:39 PM
“Don’t act like you’re not impressed” – Ron Burgandy
July 19th, 2012 at 10:08 PM
“Don’t act like you’re not impressed” – Ron Burgandy
I’m not.
Agreed. Pregnant women get shit done.
Okay, which thread did this shit finally get remedied? I was only really in the Roundup…