Jeremy Lin Will Wear #7 With Houston. Hey, That’s the Same Number As Carmelo Anthony!

Jeremy Lin was officially introduced as a Houston Rocket today. As you can see, Lin has decided to wear #7. Why #7? While Lin wore #17 with the Knicks and #4 at Harvard, he sported a #7 his rookie season in Golden State. Why not stick with the jersey number he got famous wearing? Maybe he wants to stick it to the guy on the Knicks who called his contract ridiculous. Or maybe Lin is a student of the game and wants to respect the memory of Houston great Mario Elie. Or – and this is the most likely scenario – some third thing.
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July 19th, 2012 at 8:07 PM
Probably something to do with the 7 deadly sins..or something else
July 19th, 2012 at 8:08 PM
TBLAD needs to keep going tonight until the live coverage of The Open resumes. I crave some golf chat.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:10 PM
TBLAD’s been kinda slow tonight it seems. The posts need more tits and less Gotze dong.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:12 PM
I can’t help you with the golf chat, unless you’re interested in hearing how not good I am at it.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:14 PM
Problem
Not a solution
July 19th, 2012 at 8:16 PM
Very well stated mrejr8234.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:34 PM
Wasn’t around last night, but the notion that drunks are less injured in car accidents is bunk.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:38 PM
mrejr doesn;t read that about himself too often monster. be prepared for him following you home
July 19th, 2012 at 8:38 PM
Does bunk mean bullshit?
July 19th, 2012 at 8:40 PM
Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that Walking Underwear. I’m not into getting Sandusky’d.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:42 PM
ya got white sox and red sox on MLBN tonight, as well. Anybody talkin’ baseball?
July 19th, 2012 at 8:42 PM
Yes.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:43 PM
I’d talk golf but the one day I had a perfectly crafted escape from work for a midday round, we got the first daylong rain in a summer drought.
/kicks rock
July 19th, 2012 at 8:43 PM
ya got white sox and red sox on MLBN tonight, as well. Anybody talkin’ baseball?
You can talk and I’ll listen. Can’t watch at work. For that matter, wouldn’t watch at home, either. I’ve tried, I just haven’t been able to watch a full game since I stopped playing.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:44 PM
Wasn’t around last night, but the notion that drunks are less injured in car accidents is bunk.
what did you hit?
July 19th, 2012 at 8:45 PM
I’d talk golf but the one day I had a perfectly crafted escape from work for a midday round, we got the first daylong rain in a summer drought.
/kicks rock
That sucks. We’ve finally been getting rain around here, too. Every time I flicked my cigarette butt in the yard Smokey the Bear would pop out of the bushes and give me the Happy Gilmore head shake.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:46 PM
McIlroy took a rough bounce. Had a drive hit some guy in the head and the ball went flying, ended up a foot OB. But he rallied for 2 birdies right after.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:47 PM
I saw him nail that dude. They had his head bandaged up pretty heavily it looked like. Dude was milking it. I bet that shit hurt.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:48 PM
I think that Jason Kidd thing will have some legs. He has to be a mess right now. I can see it snowballing into a season of one injury after another.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:48 PM
Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that Walking Underwear. I’m not into getting Sandusky’d.
none of that. he’d wrestle you tho, maybe hit you with a chair or two. he runs a WWE blog. good guy
July 19th, 2012 at 8:49 PM
I read they took him to the hospital. When you get smoked by a errant shot usually a pro will give you an autograph, maybe a ball or glove. Dude probably hung in there long enough for his spoils.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:50 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numbers_in_Chinese_culture
July 19th, 2012 at 8:51 PM
His scoutmaster must’ve been straight.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:52 PM
what did you hit?Ha.
Spent time in the ER of a Level I trauma center. Worst injuries were usually the drunk drivers or, worse yet, drunk motorcyclists. Usually they weren’t wearing seatbelts and got ejected. The long bone injuries were gnarly, but usually it was the head trauma and solid organ injury that mattered the most.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:54 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predicted_Turnovers_Per_Game
July 19th, 2012 at 8:55 PM
White Sox up 1-0 in the top of 7th. Bucholz is pitching pretty well.
Also, Forbidden Planet (1956) is on TCM. Robbie the Robot and all that stuff. Cheesy, ’50s-style sci-fi is cool in a funny retro way.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:56 PM
I read they took him to the hospital. When you get smoked by a errant shot usually a pro will give you an autograph, maybe a ball or glove. Dude probably hung in there long enough for his spoils.
Yep. I saw Rory signing his glove while it was still on his hand and then handed it to the guy with a “Is this good enough?” look on his face.
July 19th, 2012 at 8:57 PM
Damn the Roundup was crazy today! Just got done reading it.
That one dude was a straight up bigot piece of shit though.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:00 PM
hate is exhausting
July 19th, 2012 at 9:02 PM
Seeing someone like that is just sad. He straight up thought it was ok to think like that, and then has a 13 year old son that banged a chick and hes all super happy about that?
I agreed with whoever said sometimes they root for the meteor.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:03 PM
SomeGuy that was a nice nugget though.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:05 PM
I had a nice session at the range today. Wedges are on point and my driver is really coming around.
/oh you meant Open Championship chat
July 19th, 2012 at 9:06 PM
drunk motorcyclists. Usually they weren’t wearing seatbelts and got ejected. The long bone injuries were gnarly, but usually it was the head trauma and solid organ injury that mattered the most.
yeah i caught one of those crazy cop chase shows the other day and one of them was a fleeing motorcyclist. all it took was for him to put his leg down as his cycle started to wobble and his leg snapped. the only time i see stuff like that is if I don;t know it’s coming
July 19th, 2012 at 9:08 PM
SROD, I wonder if you and I are the only members of this commentariate who enjoy TCM.
/ This makes me sad
July 19th, 2012 at 9:08 PM
That sucks. I thought long and hard about leaving early today to play 18 but decided against it.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:10 PM
Seems to me that someone so virulently homophobic has got some major unresolved issues.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:10 PM
I thought long and hard about leaving early today to play 18 but decided against it.
Apparently Mario Gotze was thinking long and hard about his girlfriend at the beach. This according to JMac.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:11 PM
Or is angling for a job at Chick-fil-a.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:12 PM
Recently two guys outside Cleveland area, long time riders, riding on a Sunday early evening. Two deer came flying across, they both had to lay down. One dead and the other guy got worked over fierce.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:12 PM
Or is angling for a job at Chick-fil-a.
Chick-fil-a’s have been spreading like disease around here.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:13 PM
Also, Forbidden Planet (1956) is on TCM. Robbie the Robot and all that stuff. Cheesy, ’50s-style sci-fi is cool in a funny retro way.
stand aside, you mealy mouthed rogue!
/dr. smith
//talking to the robot
///lost in mothafucking space
July 19th, 2012 at 9:14 PM
has a 13 year old son that banged a chick and
i remember freaking out in middle school that one of our classmates had bagged a babe already
/lost virginity at 15
July 19th, 2012 at 9:16 PM
bagged a babe
Nicely put.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:16 PM
I wonder if ddmcd1974′s boy scout troop leader was a homophobe.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:18 PM
mmmm chic-fil-a chicken sandwich
/drools
July 19th, 2012 at 9:19 PM
bagged a babe
Nicely put.
16 candles. anthony michael hall
July 19th, 2012 at 9:20 PM
mmmm chic-fil-a chicken sandwich
Agreed. It’s funny how I can curse something so much, popping up like malaria, crowding these places even more around here, yet at the same time indulge in the very thing I’m cursing as I’m cursing it.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:21 PM
Can I enjoy the food, but hate the companies’ politics?
Oh and I just enjoyed reading that dumpster fire in the Roundup.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:22 PM
There is just nothing between you and asphalt. I go back and forth on motorcycles. Sure, some of the accidents are the result of people not respecting the riders, but I see too many of these guys (and gals) weaving in and out of traffic, squeezing between lanes, and otherwise not obeying traffic laws.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:23 PM
Yes
And yes.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:24 PM
You have to give Chick-fil-A credit for sticking to their principles. I wonder how much money they forfeit each year by staying closed on Sundays.
Also, the Spicy Chicken Sandwich.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:25 PM
Yikes.
Not meant as a “get off my lawn”, but I get it. Different generations seek different things from their movie experiences. I know what I like; there is something special about the older movies that I really like.
I do think a Spider-Man reboot is too damn soon. There are all sorts of directions they could have gone with the original group. Business decisions like keeping character rights, et al – I get it. Don’t like it, but I get it.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:25 PM
Gary Busey nods in agreement, then is distracted by the voices in his head.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:26 PM
Probably a good bit, but I kind of like that they’ve stuck to it.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:28 PM
Probably a good bit, but I kind of like that they’ve stuck to it.
Used to pressure wash a couple of their drive-thrus working for this company. They’ve got a recording at the menu board that repeats a recording saying that they’re closed on Sundays. You wouldn’t believe how many people would sit there and say “Hello? HELLLOOOO!? I’m ready to order!”
July 19th, 2012 at 9:30 PM
I guess I need to go read the roundup…
/too busy at work this morning to friggin breathe
July 19th, 2012 at 9:31 PM
Legend.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:31 PM
A few summers ago I got a triathlon bike. I was real eager to ride it so I went on some sidestreets by home that had juts been paved. I’m clipping along about 20mph I’d guess. Some guy had his dog on one of those leashes that extends out from the handle. Long story, but that dog jumps out at me unexpectedly and I took a dive off my bike, instinct to avoid the dog, and it was pretty amazing I didnt take it terrible. I’ve also been clipped by a car.
I can’t imagine laying down going 2x that speed.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:34 PM
Had Sony not made the Spiderman reboot, they would’ve lost all character rights to Disney by the end of next year. Amazing Spiderman has made $550 mil so far globally. Not terrible, but not what they were expecting.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:34 PM
A great movie to me is like a great book, or a great song, etc. If done in a singular manner the first time around, I see no need to redo it. Unless you’re taking a fresh angle or drawing something out of the original material that’s interesting.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:38 PM
One of my middle school classmates moved to England for two years, then came back with tales of banging several birds (anal included).
Kid already had a full beard by the 7th grade, so I believed him.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:39 PM
The financial stakes of the film industry will mean the BIG movies will be safer and less dynamic. Hence more remakes and reboots, items with built in customer bases. Conversely, given global distribution and the ability to identity great small budget films, the modern consumer should be able to find the best films.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:40 PM
You have to give Chick-fil-A credit for sticking to their principles.
don’t start
but I see too many of these guys (and gals) weaving in and out of traffic, squeezing between lanes, and otherwise not obeying traffic laws.
on one of the tollways the other day, some guy zipped past me so fast, faster than i’ve ever seen, that i actually jumped. i imagined coming upon his corpse a few miles later, but no
July 19th, 2012 at 9:41 PM
i imagined coming upon his corpse
That would’ve meant mrejr got ahold of him.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:42 PM
Same here… Lost it when spencer asked that guy if he took his 13 year old son out to dinner for banging some girl to celebrate
July 19th, 2012 at 9:44 PM
Damn, that was a mess this morning. Also, with the site problems, there were probably over 3,000 attempts to submit those 500 comments.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:44 PM
then came back with tales of banging several birds
i checked off ‘british’ in 2000/2001
July 19th, 2012 at 9:47 PM
I LOL’d when Mullet mentioned he was disappointed with the lack of Coop’d in the comments
July 19th, 2012 at 9:47 PM
Here was the funniest thing I read here today from the Vick thread:
July 19th, 2012 at 9:48 PM
Chik fil a has brought so much happiness via chicken sandwiches, that if they don’t like gay marriage, so be it. They also created polynesian sauce, which lets face it, is a godamn ,miracle with nuggets. Let them be, they ain’t hurtin nobody. I have ghey neighbors that have been together for 25 years, they hate shit like that from their orgs.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:49 PM
Lumberjack: What’s your last name?
Long Duk Dong: Dong.
Lumberjack: What’s your first name?
Long Duk Dong: Long.
Lumberjack: What’s your middle name?
Long Duk Dong: Duk.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:51 PM
That was ddmcd74. He was en route to banging Aubrey O’Day while simultaneously quarterbacking his team to a state title and leading a Scout troop that was marching in a Westboro Baptist Church parade.
You candy ass metrofuckinsexuals.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:51 PM
Businesswise, it’s efficient. But, it doesn’t bode well when the big-budget mass-distributed movies are the least original premises.
…if we weren’t such lazy consumers. Easier to go to the multiplex to see the new Adam Sandler flick than make a greater effort to see alternatives.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:53 PM
OT: Cheryl Burke is cute.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:54 PM
Craig James was on his Commodore 64 discreetly cheering ddmcd on while secretly sweating whether his legendary post would get overtaken.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:57 PM
He was en route to banging Aubrey O’Day while simultaneously quarterbacking his team to a state title and leading a Scout troop that was marching in a Westboro Baptist Church parade.
uncle rico?
July 19th, 2012 at 9:58 PM
/ coop’d
// Taking up the Mullet banner
July 19th, 2012 at 9:59 PM
I’m assuming he was trolling pretty hard and not serious.
My favorite was the assertion that his son was “good” because he had banged a “broad.” Not that any gay man has ever had sex with a woman at some point in his life not to mention bisexuals.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:00 PM
Mondo you have an avatar of a fucking comic book. I’m sure your super cool and party like a rockstar. Nada do you think Aub didn’t fuck people until 2010? All I simply said was I’m ok with what the scouts did and that as a father i hope my kids arent gay. Why does that make me a bigot? Simply because I disagree with you. I’ll say it again you won’t find one father who wants his kid to be gay when he grows up. You will find many that accept it later in life fo sure but none who wanted it when there boy was 2. Find me one and I’ll bow down… Until then you just talking shit because you can.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:00 PM
That’s hilarious, because every time ddmcd posted a rant this morning, I imagined it being uttered by Jon Gries wearing a bad toupee.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:00 PM
OT: in the loo, punching a biscuit. Came out just in time to see the Red Sox win with a Cody Ross walk-off. Dang it.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:01 PM
Did he steal it from one of the dead hookers?
July 19th, 2012 at 10:01 PM
Yup, I’d hit it.
I’m more worried that he’s ok with his son banging chicks when he’s 13. When his son comes home at 14 and has knocked up a chick, maybe then he’ll chill out.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:02 PM
Lisa lampenelli is one funny lady.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:02 PM
And nada I already told you I don’t do church. Westboro peeps are bigots and hate mongrels who have perverted religion. The lowest of the low.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:03 PM
It’s a good sauce, but to me it’s chick fil a sauce and then there is everything else
July 19th, 2012 at 10:03 PM
The definitive definition of “TMI.”
July 19th, 2012 at 10:05 PM
You know military guys – when we were on alert or standby, one hobby was euphemisms for farting, taking a dump, etc.
Like children, we were. At least until we went operational.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:06 PM
Yeah, but she’s bigoted against white peckerwoods, and that just makes her comedy raycess.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:06 PM
THIS. Chic-Fiil-A sauce is better than finding your son is straight because he banged a chick at 13.
/ddmcd1974′d
July 19th, 2012 at 10:08 PM
The late, great Dennis Wolfberg once did an entire routine centering around that very trope.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:12 PM
But Lin’s jersey will be three sizes smaller, and without mustard stains.
/Melo’s a fat fuck
July 19th, 2012 at 10:12 PM
Done right, it can be hilarious. Not normally a fan of scatological humor, but at times it strikes me funny.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:15 PM
He’s not banging chicks Bigs, he’s saying he’s banging chicks but he’s really banging dudes….. hard. He’s plowing dudes like 10 tons of Alabama dirt. Soused figured out the mystery earlier. Thats why ddmcd hates the gay community, as well as the bisexual community. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go tie off, snort bath salts, and beat the shit outta my wife. I have to take my gay anger out on someone, and it might as well be her.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:16 PM
So…
ddmcd1974 = GrapeApe = TarBaby = SuperMike
Got it.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:17 PM
And a dancer with extreme flexibility. I would do terrible, terrible things…
July 19th, 2012 at 10:18 PM
He’s not banging chicks Bigs, he’s saying he’s banging chicks but he’s really banging dudes….. hard. He’s plowing dudes like 10 tons of Alabama dirt. Soused figured out the mystery earlier. Thats why ddmcd hates the gay community, as well as the bisexual community. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go tie off, snort bath salts, and beat the shit outta my wife. I have to take my gay anger out on someone, and it might as well be her.
Priceless humor
July 19th, 2012 at 10:18 PM
Chick-Fil-A … I wish I could quit you. But I’m too lazy to drive the extra block to KFC.
By the way, did you know that delicious, delicious Doritos were invented by Disney?
/ Bringing the whole homophobe-corporate thread back around again
July 19th, 2012 at 10:18 PM
Coming here at night, I half expect to hear the cantina music from Star Wars.
SROD is British?
/confused
July 19th, 2012 at 10:18 PM
Coming here at night, I half expect to hear the cantina music from Star Wars.
SROD is British?
/confused
July 19th, 2012 at 10:20 PM
I would do terrible things to many of the dancers on that show.
+1 to Mullet for that beautiful nugget
July 19th, 2012 at 10:21 PM
Mullet, you forgot the / coop’d. I’m very disappointed.
/ ddmcd will hunt you down and KILL you
July 19th, 2012 at 10:22 PM
Ha! Nah, I’m ‘Merican. Deployed to RAF Mildenhall a few times. Spent a couple of evenings in the Bird-In-Hand in nearby Bury St. Edmonds. The toothless women there were…interesting.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:22 PM
Excellent points Mullet. Makes much more sense why he’s such a homophobe. He’s probably scared shitless of his son.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:22 PM
You know military guys – when we were on alert or standby, one hobby was euphemisms for farting, taking a dump, etc.
Like children, we were. At least until we went operational.
funny, srod. mrejr, eight years in the army, once referred to ‘punching a grumpy’ and i was floored. i still jab at him about it
July 19th, 2012 at 10:23 PM
DDMCD is just mad it wasn’t him getting pounded in the ass at Penn State.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:23 PM
hey man, look at you/us. i think tblad is a thing all over again. seems consistently in the 100 range lately, and that’s in the baseball-only summer days
July 19th, 2012 at 10:25 PM
laugh.out.loud
July 19th, 2012 at 10:25 PM
That’s why I can’t watch her on TV. She’s unobtainium, but given the opportunity…I’d probably strain a groin muscle. She’d be worth the pain, though.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:25 PM
You see any of them famous UFOs while posted there?
July 19th, 2012 at 10:26 PM
You forgot to add /coop’d
July 19th, 2012 at 10:27 PM
DDMCD is just mad it wasn’t him getting pounded in the ass at Penn State.
/Coop’d
//All is right in the world now
July 19th, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Baking a loaf, chopping a log, heaving a Havana …
July 19th, 2012 at 10:30 PM
Don’t know if you saw when I asked earlier (or maybe you did….I was jammed up with meetings), but is this user name a Joaquin Andujar shout out?
I had a friend of mine when I was a kid say that everytime he opened a pack of baseball cards and got an Andujar card.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:31 PM
‘punching a grumpy’
Baking a loaf, chopping a log, heaving a Havana …
when you tire, and you will tire, switch to euphemisms for wanking
boppin the boloney, shining the shillelegh, polishing the pole, slappin the salami
/just to get you started
July 19th, 2012 at 10:31 PM
Nah. Went to Duxford Air Museum a couple of times. Saw some of the other usual places – Cambridge, Oxford, London.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:31 PM
I was jammed up with meetings
That’s much more pleasant than punching a biscuit
July 19th, 2012 at 10:31 PM
Hey nada, Lampanelli actually married a white guy in the past couple years
July 19th, 2012 at 10:32 PM
Baking a loaf, chopping a log, heaving a Havana
Making an offer to the porcelain god…best I got.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:32 PM
Until this morning’s Roundup, I had never heard of Kelly Brook. And tonight, I am doing terrible, terrible things to her in my mind.
/ Fred Willard’d
July 19th, 2012 at 10:32 PM
Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl is my all time favorite
July 19th, 2012 at 10:33 PM
Also, cody ross for president. Walk-off 3 run homer. Red Sox take 3 of 4 from methsox
July 19th, 2012 at 10:33 PM
Oh yeah, chik fil a sauce is tits supreme.
My morning jacket is the cik fil a sauce of bands.
/2 rdays ago’d
July 19th, 2012 at 10:34 PM
Wait, did the site get fixed?
July 19th, 2012 at 10:35 PM
Praying to the porcelain god = terrible drunk vomiting
Dropping the kids off to the pool?
July 19th, 2012 at 10:35 PM
That poor guy. Some day soon he will be the centerpiece of her standup routine.
“Consulting the asstrological chart” is a personal favorite.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:35 PM
Building an adobe mud hut.
/after a night of drinking
July 19th, 2012 at 10:36 PM
Crash dieting
July 19th, 2012 at 10:37 PM
CACing a message to SAC, dropping a load, punching mud, blowing mud, evacuating the bowels (a favorite from Aerospace Medicine), cleaning the pipes, lightening the load, losing weight, processing a meal (especially when consuming steak or game), going to the library, chem warfare, flaming yellow howdies (especially after eating curry), punching a floatie…
There’s gotta be others, but those are the ones I heard while in uniform.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:37 PM
Rouging up the suspect, number 3, hazing yourself
July 19th, 2012 at 10:37 PM
Don’t know if you saw when I asked earlier (or maybe you did….I was jammed up with meetings), but is this user name a Joaquin Andujar shout out?
I had a friend of mine when I was a kid say that everytime he opened a pack of baseball cards and got an Andujar card.
yep, i answered in the affirmative in the same post. as you may know, i like to change my name, but always keep the same avatar. last year I was BulletJoeBush for baseball season…great coincidence story comes with that if you ask nicely
July 19th, 2012 at 10:37 PM
What can brown do for you?
July 19th, 2012 at 10:38 PM
Shock the monkey…
July 19th, 2012 at 10:39 PM
Yup, knew it was you, but the name made me laugh.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:39 PM
CACing a message to SAC, dropping a load, punching mud, blowing mud, evacuating the bowels (a favorite from Aerospace Medicine), cleaning the pipes, lightening the load, losing weight, processing a meal (especially when consuming steak or game), going to the library, chem warfare, flaming yellow howdies (especially after eating curry), punching a floatie…
There’s gotta be others, but those are the ones I heard while in uniform.
Sounds like Some Random Old Dude
/Puts sunglasses on
Knows his shit
July 19th, 2012 at 10:39 PM
I believe Cracker Jack got the credit for hectoring TBL into making the fix.
Either that, or all the Old Testament shit that ddmcd rained down upon the Roundup scared this site straight.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:39 PM
Shock the monkey…
i get it…ooh ooh, ahh ahh…picks bugs from other monkeys and eats them..
maybe i don;t get it
July 19th, 2012 at 10:40 PM
Taking a shit, dropping off the cosbys at the pool, call the Dallas zoo because there is brown anaconda loose!
July 19th, 2012 at 10:40 PM
What Mullet wrote is funny. In what way. That was such a boring lame attempt. That was a fukcing clown statement. Boring… I was right about all of you. I mean look you ffollow each others posts, pat each other on the back, then pretend to think its funny. For sure none of you made your all county or state teams in school. How many of you were in band or theater? I’ll keep waiting for you to find me a father who wants his kid to be gay…
July 19th, 2012 at 10:40 PM
Choking Kojak until he pukes
July 19th, 2012 at 10:41 PM
Monster…he shoots, he scores…FTW!
July 19th, 2012 at 10:41 PM
Make sure that one stays in storage during football season.
/ Take the Colts over the Aints, I tell ya!
July 19th, 2012 at 10:41 PM
That was a fukcing clown statement.
Yes! This is why I am your biggest fan. And I mean that in a totally gay way
July 19th, 2012 at 10:42 PM
ddmcd1974 I’ll see your comments and raise you a shut the fuck up
July 19th, 2012 at 10:42 PM
great coincidence story comes with that if you ask nicely
Yup, knew it was you, but the name made me laugh.
close enough for an attention whore like me…
me and the first fiance (i married no. 3) went on a date to a wsox game. she was fun, and to get in the mood wanted to buy a box of crackerjack for the ride to the ballpark.
we pull out the little prize baseball card, which were replica old-time cards, and who else was our card but Bullet Joe Bush, of the Philly A’s
/that’s my exact name
//humanized
July 19th, 2012 at 10:43 PM
beating the bishop, flogging the dolphin, glazing the donuts
July 19th, 2012 at 10:43 PM
/ Take the Colts over the Aints, I tell ya!
grrrrrrr
July 19th, 2012 at 10:43 PM
HEB fajitas give me the worst gas. Probably going to punch a biscuit soon.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:43 PM
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
/ Obligatory
July 19th, 2012 at 10:44 PM
i love my dead gay commenter!
July 19th, 2012 at 10:45 PM
I am gonna owe you big until the end of time, ain’t I?
July 19th, 2012 at 10:46 PM
Heather‘d!
Wait, does that make you gay?
July 19th, 2012 at 10:48 PM
Pretty soon, we’ll be the cool kids. Everybody will wanna hang with us.
Like my commander said during Desert Storm – “don’t let the day shift down”.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:49 PM
me and the first fiance (i married no. 3)
/Coop’d
July 19th, 2012 at 10:49 PM
All Conference in 2 sports, All State in one. Competed collegiately and made it to the NCAA Championships. Also in the school choir. Your theory is flawed dude, go back to denying your gay son.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:49 PM
Already is.
Also, I finally figure who ddmcd is! The dad from American Beauty.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:52 PM
Everybody will wanna hang with us.
Especially while we’re coming up with endless nicknames for turds.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:53 PM
Does that mean 99.9% of the population is gay?!
You mean the Chris Cooper character, right? Because in the movie, Kevin Spacey was deifinitely jonesing for Mena Suvari.
/ In real life, Kevin Spacey jonesing for Tom Cruise
July 19th, 2012 at 10:54 PM
Yes and the people who were on the county and state teams ended up being wife beaters, drug dealers, walking DUIs or major introverts. And several turned up gay. So your point is?
July 19th, 2012 at 10:54 PM
How many of you were in band or theater?
I did theatre from about 7th grade up through college. Got a scholarship for it. Sang in the choir a couple years while in high school. If I actually wasn’t a chicken around girls for most of my adolescence, I could’ve used the high female ratio (in drama) to my advantage. Never hung around long enough to be in a band. Wish I’d done that.
And yeah, I plan on getting my kid to do some of this shit, just so he/she has the experience. Same thing with sports. If they like it, good for them, they’ve found something. If not, good for them, they’ve had their horizons broadened.
That’s my job: protect and provide for them, expand their minds, and make sure they don’t wind up acting like a fool on a sports blog’s comments section. If I can do that, I’ve done alright.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:55 PM
July 19th, 2012 at 10:56 PM
Believe what you want, but I don’t get how anyone dislikes gheys. Never met a ghey dude who wasn’t nice as hell. My wife and I have some good ghey friends, and I feel bad I ever thought otherwise.
Fagsexuals.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:57 PM
Everybody will wanna hang with us.
Especially while we’re coming up with endless nicknames for turds.
The storm clouds are rollin’ in and it’s gettin’ ready to spit.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:57 PM
And several turned up gay.
Which is fine as long as none of the gay ones were leading scout troops.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:58 PM
I actually made all-district in band.
Didn’t make all-state. My trombone was too rusty.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:58 PM
True, it’s not as much fun as coming up with naughty names for cereals or alcohol-related works of literature.
good times can still be had by all
July 19th, 2012 at 10:58 PM
but I don’t get how anyone dislikes gheys. Never met a ghey dude who wasn’t nice as hell. My wife and I have some good ghey friends, and I feel bad I ever thought otherwise.
Definitely agree with that, especially the last part.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:00 PM
I don’t care if my kid is gay as long as he’s a person of integrity and lives the way he wants; not the way someone tells him he’s “supposed” to be.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:01 PM
so, my guy is shutting it down until football season. have never gotten a straight (!) answer….do sportsbook sites take new accounts anymore, after that great purge of a couple years ago? i know horse racing sites do
July 19th, 2012 at 11:01 PM
My trombone was too rusty.
as long as your sanchez is clean…
July 19th, 2012 at 11:01 PM
At my school, the band members were the heartiest partiers and had the best weed, and the girls in the band were all about gettin’ it on.
/ Did that come out sounding like Matthew McConaughey might have said it?
July 19th, 2012 at 11:03 PM
Not McConaughey, but it did have a “Allison Hannigan in American Pie” vibe to it.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:04 PM
Good call johndewar, good call.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:05 PM
Just for the hetero record, I also was on the football team, which won state my sophomore year and reached the semis my junior year.
Not that I, as a 145-pound offensive guard, had much to do with those pinnacles of achievement.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:05 PM
but I don’t get how anyone dislikes gheys. Never met a ghey dude who wasn’t nice as hell. My wife and I have some good ghey friends, and I feel bad I ever thought otherwise.
i’m not sure if this is objectionable or not, but here goes…i really enjoy gay men that are just completely out there and not exactly flaming, but if they are, that’s ok too. they are funny, fun, can laugh at gay jokes (not mean ones), unselfconscious, etc.
life of the party. it’s too uncomfortable if their lifestyle is hidden or they are self conscious about it.
ok, have at me
July 19th, 2012 at 11:06 PM
During my high school years, it was the soccer teams, the newspaper editors (which I was on), and the track team (also on the team) that were the hardest partiers and the biggest pot heads.
Hannigan can get it too.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:06 PM
Not that I, as a 145-pound offensive guard, had much to do with those pinnacles of achievement.
scout-squad heroes are people too
July 19th, 2012 at 11:06 PM
July 19th, 2012 at 11:07 PM
as a 145-pound offensive guard
mmddc thinks you have to be at least 200 lbs to not be gay.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:09 PM
Indeed she can.
And the thing about her is I think she’s getting hotter as she gets older.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:09 PM
Underwear, I agree. The gay couple we hang out with are good people. I enjoy their company because they make good drinks, are funny, and good neighbors. But if you don’t like that, it’s fine.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:10 PM
hannigan Allison
Put it in her ass again? Sorry, thought that’s what you said.
/Coop’d
July 19th, 2012 at 11:10 PM
As a fellow former Bay Area denizen, I concur.
I was always amazed by people who moved to SF and then complained about “all the gays” and any related flamboyance.
Fuck all, Aunt Bea, you ain’t in Mayberry no more.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:11 PM
for instance, i liked watching queer eye for the straight guy, Tim Gunn makes me laugh, and Bird Cage with Robin Williams and whatsisname is a hoot.
i guess it’s similar to enjoying conversation with old Italian guys from the city…their mannerisms, sayings, accents are fascinating
July 19th, 2012 at 11:12 PM
You fukcin dikcs just don’t get it. You aren’t gay because you are skinny or in band you are even worse. You are a metrofuckinsexual, the lowest thing this side of a gay scout leader. Remember you were a kid and your scout leader was the coolest guy you knew? Man did he look awesome in that uniform. Lip-smackingly cool and totally not gay. If he were gay parents would have had to talk to their kids after he made out with his partner when his partner drop. Don’t be such fukcin dikcs you bunch of sniveling metro-sexuals. Bow down to a real life high school starting QB
July 19th, 2012 at 11:12 PM
I am certain that this is what you meant.
Hey, I managed to not quote-fail!
July 19th, 2012 at 11:12 PM
Underwear, I agree.
hilarious.
and yet, i have three or four names i’m itching to get to
July 19th, 2012 at 11:13 PM
real life high school starting QB
Does that come with a trophy or do you have to earn it?
July 19th, 2012 at 11:14 PM
“Itchy Underwear” calls out your name.
“Itchy and Scrot-chy” would be acceptable.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:15 PM
Does that come with a trophy or do you have to earn it?
Your very mannerisms that you earned as a star are your trophy
July 19th, 2012 at 11:15 PM
Your very mannerisms that you earned as a star are your trophy
That was a rhetorical question. I didn’t need/want an answer, brah.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:16 PM
As a fellow former Bay Area denizen, I concur.
I was always amazed by people who moved to SF and then complained about “all the gays” and any related flamboyance.
Fuck all, Aunt Bea, you ain’t in Mayberry no more.
i think i told you this before…i’m an sf native, born and lived there until i was almost 8. went to mission dolores elementary. what a great place to call your first school. me and the wife, then fiance no. 3, vacationed there in 04 or so, and i got to re-visit the old neighborhood, the old school and church, and we spent a riot of time at the corner of castro and market, drinking in a gay bar, luckily enough on the day the CA supreme court made some gay-rights ruling.
what a show. i love that city
July 19th, 2012 at 11:16 PM
Whew!
/ Wipes homosexual-panic sweat from brow
// 145 pounds was a long, long time ago
July 19th, 2012 at 11:18 PM
That was a rhetorical question. I didn’t need/want an answer, brah.
Damned metrofucksexuals. So sneaky
July 19th, 2012 at 11:18 PM
Don’t be such fukcin dikcs you bunch of sniveling metro-sexuals. Bow down to a real life high school starting QB
never considered it before, but this is a bit. has to be. the misspelling of ‘fuck’ has to be manufactured and the trolling is over the top. now i feel bad for him because it’s just not funny enough
July 19th, 2012 at 11:19 PM
“Itchy Underwear” calls out your name.
“Itchy and Scrot-chy” would be acceptable.
dude, it’s best left to a pro
July 19th, 2012 at 11:20 PM
but this is a bit
What do you mean by that? You got to remember I’m a bit lagging on the terminology in technology.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:21 PM
the misspelling of ‘fuck’ has to be manufactured and the trolling is over the top
Nah, it got explained. He posts on some other boards where you aren’t allowed to post 4-letter words so if you misspell the words you get around the censors. Like $ociali$m works for us here
July 19th, 2012 at 11:22 PM
meth, he’s in character i think
also, 200 w/o one ‘what are you drinkin?’ comment
i had a couple shandies earlier
July 19th, 2012 at 11:22 PM
Well, almost 200 anyway, Vez
July 19th, 2012 at 11:22 PM
also, 200 w/o one ‘what are you drinkin?’ comment
i had a couple shandies earlier
I’m at work…so I ain’t had shit.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:23 PM
Amazingly, having lived there four years and also having visited quite a few other times, I never made it to the Castro. That’s largely because I rarely ventured SoMa, usually only for Carnival in the Mission or for trips to AT&T or Candlestick.
There’s a lot I miss about The City. One thing I do not miss is homeless guys dookin’ it out on the sidewalk.
/ Oops, here we go again …
July 19th, 2012 at 11:23 PM
the misspelling of ‘fuck’ has to be manufactured and the trolling is over the top
Nah, it got explained. He posts on some other boards where you aren’t allowed to post 4-letter words so if you misspell the words you get around the censors. Like $ociali$m works for us here
that part is explained then, but a lot of the other stuff is acting i think. the bow down to a QB comment pushed it over
July 19th, 2012 at 11:24 PM
I’ve had nothing. I cleaned up my home for a visit from my brother and his family and hid my liquor somewhere but I hid it too well. I am very sad about this
July 19th, 2012 at 11:25 PM
The QB/pitcher thing was the very height of comedy, even if it was a bit
July 19th, 2012 at 11:25 PM
Only if you can throw that there football over them mountains.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:26 PM
that hurdler went viral today huh? in addition to being gorgeous, she was saucy and happy…damn that was a nice surprise yesterday
July 19th, 2012 at 11:27 PM
He says he was pitching, but methinks he was catching.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:28 PM
Couple beers and some Jameson.
No kid in the house tonight (he’s at his grandparents) and I am doing laundry and paying bills. That, alone, demands payment to James McNulty’s favorite drink of choice.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:28 PM
no ‘great story’ for the bullet joe bush thing, huh? of all the cards we coulda pulled, from one box…
July 19th, 2012 at 11:28 PM
Soused would have died of an aneuryism by now.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:29 PM
No kid in the house tonight (he’s at his grandparents) and I am doing laundry and paying bills. That, alone, demands payment to James McNulty’s favorite drink of choice.
when i was single, an empty place got lonely. as a husband and father of many, an empty house is fucking divine
/wife agrees
July 19th, 2012 at 11:29 PM
“Great story”? I think you mean “greatest story”!
July 19th, 2012 at 11:31 PM
awww shucks
July 19th, 2012 at 11:31 PM
As someone who grew up with four sisters and two brothers in a two-bedroom house, that has been my guiding philosophy throughout my adult life.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:31 PM
corn
July 19th, 2012 at 11:33 PM
the crazy thing nada is that i was an only child with a single mom, and here i have four kids in my house. i can’t teach them how to be siblings, but it is fun to watch
July 19th, 2012 at 11:33 PM
Vez, it looks like, once again, it is down to you and me.
Who will have the honor of pulling up Willie Nelson on the iPod?
/ Turn out the lights, the party’s over …
July 19th, 2012 at 11:34 PM
alright, time for shuteye
July 19th, 2012 at 11:35 PM
Turn out the lights, the party’s over …
that’s always dandy don’s song to me
July 19th, 2012 at 11:36 PM
When I was married, I thought this too.
As a divorced man (not that it was my idea or my doing), I find being by myself ain’t that great.
Be careful what you wish for.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:37 PM
sorry john i forgot
July 19th, 2012 at 11:37 PM
My best friend was an only child, and we agree that we have no understanding of how each other evolved.
But he has two pretty good kids and is an awesome dad, so he learned something somewhere along the way.
Me? It was like The Waltons without the heart, The Brady Bunch without the laughs.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:38 PM
It was like The Waltons without the heart, The Brady Bunch without the laughs.
great line
July 19th, 2012 at 11:41 PM
No worries. Matter of fact, I didn’t really even have you in mind with that comment. That was more aimed at the young bucks out there.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:42 PM
I feel for you, man. I’m the opposite, though. I find solace in solitude.
Now a life of leisure and a pirate’s treasure
Don’t make much for tragedy
But it’s a sad man my friend who’s livin’ in his own skin
And can’t stand the company
July 19th, 2012 at 11:46 PM
And … this should be the stake through the heart of tonight’s episode of TBLAD the Impaler.
Shot through the heart, and ddmcd’s to blame
You give gayness a bad name
July 19th, 2012 at 11:46 PM
Wake up you compassionate fags. You should be fucking broads and praying for your straight kids
July 19th, 2012 at 11:49 PM
Sorry, I’m preoccupied keeping an eye out for Tulip the Missing Parrot.
/ Well, that certainly sounded gay
July 19th, 2012 at 11:51 PM
Indeed, nathan lane
July 19th, 2012 at 11:52 PM
Does this mean TBLAD has risen from the grave? If so, I’ll stick around. If not … I wanna be up by 4 to watch The Open live, so sleep beckons.
Now I lie in bed and think of her
Sometimes I even weep
Then I dream of her
Behind the wall of sleep
July 19th, 2012 at 11:53 PM
Yeah, but in my head it sounded like Matthew Mcconaughey.
/ Hannigan’d
July 19th, 2012 at 11:55 PM
“You Compassionate Fags” would be a great name for a fundamentalist hardcore band.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:58 PM
Ah, fukc it.
Goodnight, Mary Ellen, you scrot-hating lesbian.
Goodnight, John-Boy, you fag-tastic boy-toy.
July 20th, 2012 at 12:01 AM
ddmcd does not approve of this entire thread, and reminds you that in Wizard of Oz, it was not yellowbrick, but gobbledick road.
July 20th, 2012 at 12:42 AM
235+ – Impressive. Meth, you still at work?
July 20th, 2012 at 12:57 AM
Craig James thinks ddmcd needs to lighten up and kill some hookers.
I’ll have a DKR review later. Not that you were asking.
July 20th, 2012 at 4:34 AM
B+. Nolan earned the right to end this whole shebang the way he wanted.
July 20th, 2012 at 6:46 AM
So they are mean dogs? My google voice can transcribe better than you can…
July 20th, 2012 at 6:48 AM
That’s how we know you just use words without having any idea on the meaning.
While I do appreciate you taking my advice and adding capitalization to your nonsensical ramblings, and I do hate to be picky here, but could you alter your punctuation to make sense as well? I’m having a hard time following your lunacy.
July 20th, 2012 at 7:27 AM
Youse guys making TBLAD work. This thing is alive!
Love this tune. Dames playing bass guitar are cool.
There are times when it’s not fun. But, I’d rather be alone than with a woman who isn’t loyal & supportive. I work hard at staying busy.
July 20th, 2012 at 7:38 AM
Maybe it’ll be in the Roundup today. Maybe you’ve seen it from another source. Local news reports the wounded include a 3-month old baby and a 6-year-old kid.
I hate mean people.
July 20th, 2012 at 7:54 AM
Why the fuck are a 3 month old baby and 6 year old at an after midnight showing of Batman? Nice parenting.
July 20th, 2012 at 8:09 AM
Was thinking about you this morning, SROD. An awful story.
Some idiot wrote in to the BBC about it being in a bad area and it’s not that surprising. If 14 people were mugged, maybe it’s because of the area. Mass shootings don’t usually have much to do with the section of town. I’m already dreading the useless rhetoric permeating the internet while the bodies are still warm.
July 20th, 2012 at 8:12 AM
Peter Burns @PeterBurnsRadio
Devastated. Lost a very close friend in the shooting last night. @JessicaRedfield came to Denver to pursue sports career. I’m shaking
https://twitter.com/JessicaRedfield
July 20th, 2012 at 8:19 AM
Well, I read the main story. I can’t bring myself to read any more or see any video. 13 miles from where Columbine was. Terrible day. Hope everybody that hasn’t died can recover.
July 20th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
People tweeting insensitive things about this, and to Jesse Spector just make me sad for humanity.
July 20th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
hi