Boxer Arrested For Bank Robbery After FBI Gets DNA From Bloody Q-Tip Used During Fight
Martin Tucker beat Devarise Crayton in a junior welterweight boxing match by unanimous decision in April. Normally, when two guys with a combined record of 14-23 face off in Toledo, nobody pays attention. Unfortunately, for Tucker, the FBI was paying close attention. Via Boxing Scene.com:
That’s because the FBI suspected the junior welterweight of being one of three men who robbed a bank in Michigan back in 2009. Nearly three years later, an investigator watched Tucker win a four-rounder over Devarise Clayton, and then seized a Q-tip that Tucker’s corner man had inserted in the fighter’s bloody nose, according to The Detroit News.
DNA from the Q-Tip apparently matched that of a ski mask police found after tracking down the vehicle used in the robbery. The mask was among evidence found in a wooded nearby, the newspaper said.
If you are wondering why a boxer might rob a bank, its because there isn’t much money in boxing right now. While this should be a lesson to all the young trouble-makers out there, it’s also fairly interesting to think that all law enforcement needs to circumvent the legal process for obtaining DNA samples is to get suspects to participate in a combat sport.
[Boxing Scene via @fightingwords2]

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July 18th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
Won’t have to do that with me. That shit’s in the system.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
bsanders – is that because you got shot that one time? or was that someone else?
July 18th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
if the police didn’t test his DNA again while in custody, defense attorney should let this ride and bring it up in trial. nice card to hold to easily cast doubt on the DNA sample not being contaminated, tainted or manipulated if it was picked up ring side.
/ryan braun’d
July 18th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
Probably has more to do with this earlier sentence:
Normally, when two guys with a combined record of 14-23 face off in ToledoJuly 18th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
That was me, but that’s not why. I was convicted of felony copyright infringement, since reduced and (eventually) expunged. But, the DNA from inside my cheek is on file, so I gots to make sure I wear gloves, shave my head and scrub down before I rob a bank.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
Toledo’s a shithole. Detroit’s little brother.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
Unfortunately, The Town was not released until 2010.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
if you’re dumb enough to keep boxing with that record you’re too dumb to do anything else.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
We ought to get those FBI agents on the case of TBL’s jacked up commenting system
July 18th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
while that’s somewhat unfortunate for you, there’s an easy way to not get caught after robbing a bank…don’t rob a bank.
also, if Steve CoRM had ever watched Law & Order, he’d know this wasn’t a circumvention of the legal process for obtaining DNA samples.
Lenny: can I get your DNA?
Suspect: no.
Lenny: ok, here’s a cup of coffee for you to drink.
Suspect: *drinks coffee and throws away paper cup*
Lenny: *sends paper cup to lab*
/BOM BOM
July 18th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
I bet if TBL’s server were a corner man it would say to its fighter after every round “You are throwing punches too quickly. Slow down.”
July 18th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
Paint yourself like blue man group as well.
that would make for an awesome CSI, actually.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
also…
Jason, fix your site.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
I blue you! Then…I blue you!
July 18th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
good get.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
miz – pretty sure that was a scene from “The Client”
July 18th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
It was almost the perfect crime. If he didn’t insist on banging this damn drum so much, he would’ve gotten away.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
Where is the open Championship post?!?!?!?!?!
July 18th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
I’ve always wished they do a CSI on one of the Blue Men Group members being murdered by pore asphyxiation when their body paint is unknowingly switched prior to a performance.
“It looks like this painter…needs a new canvas.”
/Slides on sunglasses
July 18th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
these asian beauty/speed date with asians/live chat with live asian women ads on the right rail are starting to make me uncomfortable.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
I’ve always wished they do a CSI on one of the Blue Men Group members being murdered by pore asphyxiation when their body paint is unknowingly switched prior to a performance.
“It looks like this painter…needs a new canvas.”
/Slides on sunglasses
Goldfinger
July 18th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
So who wants to be the one to tell Miz that Google Ads are customized based on your website history?
July 18th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Where is the open Championship post?!?!?!?!?! Ty
He’s been mining Spencer for information the past couple days. He ought to just let Spencer write it up. Then I could say, “Fix Your Site, Spencer.”
July 18th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Where is the open Championship post?!?!?!?!?!
Here you go:
Rory McIlroy 16/1 – great value and he’s proved he can play really well despite being off-form in prior weeks
Jason Dufner 40/1 – could’ve won at Olympic
Ernie Els 40/1 – better form; greens running very slow and his ballstriking still elite; great set up for him; experience
Nick Watney 66/1 – he’s been re-working game for bigger events
Anders Romero 125/1 – recent form good; been deep at the Open before; great value;
The last four winners of Lytham held the #1 OWGR ranking one time on their career; Also winning there are Gary Player, Jacklin and Thomson – all greats. If that trend is indicative of the overall game needed to contend, obviously we’d use a very narrow list of candidates.
The last six holes are all tough par 4′s. Pure ballstriking will be a priority. Tiger said the greens are running closer to 10 than a 10.5. Very narrow landing areas off the tee.
*I tried to use a mix of value/form for the predictions. Obviously there are a # of guys like Luke, Tiger, Phil that need to be respected.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
“Looks like Coop…
[sunglasses]
…just blue these guys to death”
July 18th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
So who wants to be the one to tell Miz that Google Ads are customized based on your website history?
I was just going to let it be.
/The Google Ad I have right is trying to sell me servers that work.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
Isn’t his wife really hot?
Go Dufner and KOOOOOOOOOOCH.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
I’ve always wished they do a CSI on one of the Blue Men Group members being murdered by pore asphyxiation when their body paint is unknowingly switched prior to a performance.
They did. Sort of. There was an episode where some guy painted his wife in that body latex paint used by subs/doms and got carried away with it.
/thogut Marg was great MILF early on in old CSI days
July 18th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
Speaking of the Open…
July 18th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
that’s impossible though. I’ve literally been at this job for 3.5 weeks now and my computer was brand new when I got here. listen, I’d be the first to claim it if asians were my thing, but, well, asians just aren’t my thing…blondes are. is nobody else getting these ads?
July 18th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
I’m being sold on jeans, boots, fantasy football, and M&M’s. Where are the Asian ladies being sold?
July 18th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Sounds like you’re being typecast, miz. I would sue your IT and USATBLSIT for workplace discrimination if I were you
July 18th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
Those bootlegs of Hitch were worth it.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
well, now I’m getting a Foster’s beer ad and Cat workboots. I’d never even consider either brand.
Jason, fix your site.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
I’ve got AMEX because I just paid my bill.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
He’s a hungry young fighter. In fact, he’s fighting for a sandwich.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
is nobody else getting these ads?
This is funny. I signed up for FF through Yahoo 10 minutes ago and now I have an ESPN FF ad.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Most of them are; She’s decent. Amber Watney for your search engine query.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
She gets way naked in Species. She’s also hot as hell in the episode of The Larry Sanders Show she’s in.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
I never realized how much USA Today sucked until they bought this site.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
That’s the kind of info I appreciate. Thanks Ballz
July 18th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
Golf WAGs > Nascar WAGs> Tennis WAGs
July 18th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Speaking of FF, are we gonna have a TBL league? Probably have way too many willing participants for that.
July 18th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
CRM!, are you doing a Batman review?
July 18th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Golfwang > Nascar WAGs> Tennis WAGs
It was just too close to not make the change
July 18th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
Numberwang > Golfwang > Nascar WAGs> Tennis WAGs
July 18th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
I’m getting cars.com because I used the site a lot the past few weeks
July 18th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
updated
July 18th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
Also, you guys need to get your AdBlock shit together. I haven’t seen a TBL ad in years.
July 18th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
Oooh. And now since I just checked my Yahoo fantasy team I’m getting an ESPN fantasy ad too.
July 18th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
And now I’m getting an ad for contacts, when I just bought my contacts online last week!
/the moral of the story: miz looks at asian porn at work then forgets about it
July 18th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
If I turned adblock off it would probably be showing me ads for Craigslist and Spankwire.
July 18th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
I wonder if AdBlock creates a queue of ads that will hit your computer once you disable their add-on. That would be some shit, to turn it off, get the prompt “are you sure you want to disable adblock?”, click yes, and then get inundated wit computer-crippling amounts of pop-ups. I can only imagine the quantity and variety of sites that would just love to fuck my computer over.
July 18th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Drink another one
July 18th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
looks like all it took for this boxer to get fucked…
/sunglasses
…was just the tip.
/YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
July 19th, 2012 at 1:00 AM
it’s also fairly interesting
no