Ozzie Guillen Hates Bryce Harper and his Pine Tar
Ozzie Guillen, in his latest “LOOK AT ME” moment, took issue with Bryce Harper’s pine tar over the weekend. Or maybe it was the way Bryce Harper pointed his bat. Maybe Harper gave him the stink eye? Who can tell. From the Post:
“First time, it’s going to stay between us,” Guillen said. “I could have said a lot of [stuff] about this kid. I’ve been praising this kid like everyday. The last three times they asked me about him, the only thing I said was he’s a great player. What he did [today] was unprofessional. I’m not going to tell you guys what he did because I’m not going to be talking about it on ESPN, Baseball Tonight, what happened again. I’ll just leave it like that. I’ll talk to his manager in a little while.”
Ozzie either told Harper, “Fuck you, kid” or mentioned “how cute he was.” The Marlins are 10 games back of the Nationals. [video via DC Sports Bog]
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July 16th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Ah, he let his douchiness show for a split second but no one will notice because Ozzie is also a douchebag
July 16th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Saw this. Harper pointed his bat at him after Ozzie jawed at him. Hilarious. I think I love this kid
/no coop
July 16th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Or rather, I’m gonna guess, there’s some hardcore baseball dugout/unwritten rules type stuff going on that won’t make sense to the casual fan.
July 16th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
anyone who makes Ozzie look like an asshole is OK in my book.
July 16th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
once again, f’ Ozzie.
What a prima donna. He’s upset because he still has to support his talentless sons who’ couldn’t make big leagues.
July 16th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
more ozzie from today, on his return to chicago
July 16th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Saw a douche wearing a “that’s a clown question bro” tanktop walking around Pittsburgh this weekend. Had a flat billed hat as well. Reason enough for me to hate Harper forever.
July 16th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
anyone who makes Ozzie look like an asshole is OK in my book.
Ozzie does most of the heavy lifting himself.
July 16th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
Meanwhile Robin Ventura spewed some cliches about Chris Sale in a monotone and went back to prepping his first place club for the next series…never thought a change for the boring could be so enjoyable
July 16th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
i agree, i just won’t give him the credit.
July 16th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
Harper is the most popular player this season? Weird, I thought we just held a popularity contest where he finished behind Frees and Hill…
July 16th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
Ozzie acts as if he has never had a bat pointed at him. Maybe he usually has his back turned.
July 16th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
Harper is the most popular player this season? Weird, I thought we just held a popularity contest where he finished behind Frees and Hill…
You must be new here. He is the most popular player because Jason said so. He’s building a narrative so that more posts can write themselves in the future.
July 16th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
Seriously? That made Ozzie mad? What a hormonal bitch.
July 16th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
There was a time a while back when I thought Ozzie was just a bit of a “character”.
I also just knew I would hate Bryce Harper.
I admit at being wrong on both counts. Older an wiser.
We’ll see if my opinion on Harper sticks.
July 16th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
Harper and Ozzie both held their own in that display. Legends.
July 16th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
Yes. I hope he never, ever goes away.
July 16th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
Bryce was showing him his new bat, basically saying “this good enough for you, honey?”
Hilarious, but Ozzie had a right to react like that.
July 16th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
it was a typo…POPLAR…as in the wood used in harper’s bat. he likes its stability.
July 16th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
Harper did it casually with a little smirk. The smirk is what got him upset
July 16th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
oh, for the day when they are on the same team
July 16th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
I really like watching Harper play, but he is an insufferable douchebag.
July 16th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
Does anyone thing Ozzie lasts through the 2013 season? Unless he’s got nude pictures of Jeffrey Loria…
Harper, since he’s been called up, really hasn’t done much wrong? He was a little douchey with the eye black, blowing the kiss, but it seems like the Nats got to him, and he’s cleaned up his act.
I’m a fan of the kid.
July 16th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
Does anyone thing Ozzie lasts through the 2013 season? Unless he’s got nude pictures of Jeffrey Loria…
Who doesn’t?
I mean….yeah.
/vigorously deletes pictures from computer’s hard drive.
July 16th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
I think people were told to hate him so they just do
July 16th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
Hilarious, but Ozzie had a right to react like that.
Not sure I get this. At all.
July 16th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
[still wearing the Cheshire cat grin]
July 16th, 2012 at 8:37 PM
Joe Girardi?