Elvis Dumervil’s Road Rage Arrest Has Denver Defense In Limbo
Elvis Dumervil’s arrest over the weekend for assault with a deadly weapon stemmed from a road rage incident where a driver of a white Impala merged in between Dumervil and a vehicle he was following. According to eyewitnesses, Dumervil and passenger Andy Auguste left their vehicle and approached the Impala, lifting their shirts to display guns. The police arrived and arrested Dumervil, finding a gun in his glove compartment. According to the Denver Post report, his agent seems to be confident that the charges will be dismissed; if independent witnesses are verifying a gun was flashed as part of a dispute, well, that might be optimistic.
This incident could have a major impact on the Broncos’ defense in 2012 if Dumervil faces any league discipline. He provides a pass rusher on the opposite side from Von Miller. Any discipline may not materialize for several months, though you it raises an uncertainty over the team. The Broncos defense is already replacing both tackles, safety Brian Dawkins, and also has linebacker D.J. Williams trying to learn new position adjustments (and telling the world about it).
Denver’s defense went from 12th in the league to 32nd in points allowed when Dumervil missed the entire 2010 season with an Achilles pectoral injury. Last year, they rebounded with rookie of the year Von Miller and Dumervil returning (though he had just over half the sacks of his all-pro season in 2009). The team was still below average defensively, feasting on poorer passing offenses, and struggling against the top teams.
Against Aaron Rodgers, Philip Rivers, Matt Stafford, Ben Roethlisberger, and Tom Brady, the Broncos surrendered 35 points per game last year. They gave up 19.4 points against the rest of the league. They were exposed in the playoff game against the Patriots, who moved the ball at will. If Peyton Manning wants to win with the formula from the Colts, where his offense got leads and then the edge rushers feasted, he needs both. Dumervil and Miller have to re-create Freeney and Mathis’ impact, but with Dumervil raging, they may have trouble winning shootouts against the good teams if he is disciplined before the end of the season.
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July 16th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
they aren’t winning any shootouts if he keeps stashing his piece in the glove compartment.
July 16th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
The Lions will trade disgruntled Cliff Avril for Elvis!
July 16th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
It’s not like he pulled the trigger… settle down, e’erybody.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
you haven’t seen the last of barbados slim…now goodbye forever!!!
July 16th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
It’s not like he pulled the trigger… settle down, e’erybody.
Too bad. That’d be some effective birth control.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
What’s the stiffest penalty you think he faces here from the league? 4 games?
July 16th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
I want all road ragers to be shipped to an island together where there is only one two lane road that they all must use. That should get rid of them.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Elvis missed 2010 with a torn pec, not Achilles.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
I’m guessing the Impala had dual chrome exhaust, tinted windows, a Chief bumpersticker, and possibly a suitcase full of meth in the trunk.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
six games spread out over 64 quarters with no more than two quarters served concurrently and has to film a commercial about community service on a bus.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Plus DJ is suspended for the first 6 games next year anyway. This is a very unfortunate development. Denver has the toughest schedule according to Football Outsiders. Expectations are sky high and I think the results are going to be very frustrating. At least we got rid of Tebow though.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
I want all road ragers to be shipped to an island together where there is only one two lane road that they all must use. That should get rid of them.
Do you mean to imply that you’ve never gotten mad at someone while driving?
July 16th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
i want people who don’t know how to drive or think that hurtling through space at twice the speed a normal human can travel while texting TO NOT FUCKING DRIVE.
road ragers are road ragers because they have to share the roads with idiots who take “limit” in speed limit as gospel.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
what he needs to do is appeal this til next offseason.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
fix’d for meth accuracy
July 16th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
cj, if I bottle up all that rage, it will creep into my life at home. Better to continually let that rage emit while driving.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
we should have different age limits for women and men. women, excuse me, girls have proven they are wholly incapable of driving and maintaining focus. time in drivers ed would be better served in home ec learning how to bake all sorts of tasty treats for their husbands.
/reads newspaper
//listens to news on radio
///god damned jerry’s just took france
July 16th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
Shout out to all the idiots driving 55 MPH on far left lane of a desolate highway
July 16th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
we should have different age limits for women and men. women, excuse me, girls have proven they are wholly incapable of driving and maintaining focus. time in drivers ed would be better served in home ec learning how to bake all sorts of tasty treats for their husbands.
/reads newspaper
//listens to news on radio
///god damned jerry’s just took france
+1 open handed slap to a secretary’s ass to show her she’s doing a good job.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
nice, driving and commenting on the mobile site. skillz.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
I’ve seen a ton of middle-aged men just cruising along in the passing lane at 10 under the limit recently. It’s a fucking epidemic. That and old people who use the passing lane as a way to avoid having traffic on both sides of them.
/give Dumerville a medal
July 16th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
I’m talking about the people who get so incensed that they feel the need to do dangerous things like cut the person off, speed up then slow down real fast, or follow an inch from someones bumper with their high beams on. I dont care what reason they have, they are being dangerous to everyone else on the road.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
Signs like this almost make me want to move to Montana.
Then again, they have quite brutal winters there.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
I hope you dont think that because some young couple with an infant in the backseat is going 35 in a 35, that gives you the right to try to run them off the road, that’s all.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
my dad is entering this territory, unfortunately. when he pulled out of my driveway recently i thought he was about to stall when making a left handed turn he was going so slow.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
FWIW, the people who dont know how to drive and are of equal danger on the roads should be liquidated too..
July 16th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
So thuggish. That dude in the Pimpala has no idea how close he came to getting his cap peeled back.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
I’m talking about the people who get so incensed that they feel the need to do dangerous things like cut the person off, speed up then slow down real fast, or follow an inch from someones bumper with their high beams on. I dont care what reason they have, they are being dangerous to everyone else on the road.
I appreciate the clarification. Because we have ALL yelled at other cars for pissing us off while driving. We wouldn’t be Americans if we didn’t. But there are certainly people who take it too far and yes they should be sent to an island with only a single one lane road.
Having seen how people drive in central Paris, though, I can say that American drivers are nowhere near as insane as I thought. Parisians are out of their goddamn minds.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
That’s not America… that’s not even Mexico.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
just get one of those “Baby on Board” signs and you’ll be fine.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
so the person who’s so emotionally invested in their travel is the problem rather than the driver who can’t bother to operate their vehicle with the flow of traffic?
think of driving like white water rafting…it’s all rapids EXCEPT FOR THAT ROCK THAT’S NOT MOVING HOLY SHIT I NEED TO AVOID THEM ASAP.
the amount of drivers ive seen who are truly dangerous PALE in comparison to the amount ive seen who are truly dangerous because they shouldnt be operating a vehicle in the first place.
driving is not a right.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
just get one of those “Baby on Board” signs and you’ll be fine.
It worked for the Be Sharps.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
driving is not a right.
It sure as shit is treated as one by citizens and local government alike.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
disagree.
DARWINISM BRO.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
How old is your dad? How much more time do I have???
July 16th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Sigh. My point is you dont know who is in the other car. Maybe they’re not actually a dickhead and just made a mistake. That doesnt mean they deserve to die.
No, I said above that they should both be liquidated. I want my roads to be a nice,happy, safe place.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
you can always take a bus or train. or even taxi! or private car service! or helicopter! or camelback!
perhaps if local govts would embrace public transportation, it’d be better. i mean, shit, look at dallas…what better place for a bunch of high speed railways. instead you get gridlock and congestion.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
perhaps if local govts would embrace public transportation, it’d be better. i mean, shit, look at dallas…what better place for a bunch of high speed railways. instead you get gridlock and congestion.
DART has developed a pretty decent light rail system and it’s expanding further each year.
/has a commute that’s less than 10 minutes long and which doesn’t involve me getting on a freeway once.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
he’s 59.
i think it has as much to do with his pickup truck as it does with age. the engine is loud and it sounds like it’s going much faster than it is.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
we’re in agreement then.
/shakes hand
//politely allows you to turn left while im waiting to go straight
///how did we shake hands?
July 16th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
my favorite asshole driver is the one in the Audi or BMW who gets right on your ass and starts flashing their lights at you to move over.
yep, keep it up buddy, because that is working.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
too busy fighting over south fork.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
nice.
was pretty shitty when i was there…of course, i always drove into dallas so…BAD EXAMPLE.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
Monorails are known death traps, don’t let your town become another Ogdenville
July 16th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
was pretty shitty when i was there…of course, i always drove into dallas so…BAD EXAMPLE.
35 between Dallas and Denton is a horrible stretch of highway. Light rail service to Flower Mound, with a switchover to Denton is actually about to start next year (or maybe it already has…not sure). So the traffic there will get better. But that’s a shitty drive even under good circumstances.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
i love to brake check those assholes and then lay on the washer fluid.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
Monorails are known death traps, don’t let your town become another Ogdenville
/books Gallagher as the entertainment for the inaugural ride.
//he’s still alive, right?
July 16th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
+1 penknife my good man
July 16th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
Sandusky loses retirement package
July 16th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
also, the government/DMV isn’t always bad. take my grandma for instance. she went in for her license renewal a couple months ago, and over the time span of a couple months, managed to fail the test 5 or 6 times, to the point where they told her she can no longer apply for one, and thus, can’t drive. so, sometimes it does work.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
I had an asshole on a croth rocket come flying by me the other morning and darted right in front of me, then looked back as if I was in his way. ABout 15 seconds later, his iPhone came flying out of his jacket pocket, hit the pavement, and exploded into 37 pieces. What did I do? I ran over as many of those pieces as I could. Asshole deserved it.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Elvis missed 2010 with a torn pec, not Achilles.
I fixed that, had another pass rusher, Terrell Suggs, on the brain I guess.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
I love when you see a fast car in the left lane decide to switch over to the right lane even though they can clearly see there is a car up ahead that is going slower than the left lane traffic. So they speed up real fast, get on the bumper of the right lane car, then wait and switch back to the left lane in the exact same spot they were in before.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Sandusky loses
retirementpackageMore just.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
justice for embezzling all those kids’ butthole virginity packages.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
I got caught up watching that Mountain Men show on History. Marty’s insane, Tom’s a bad ass and Eustance’s a weird dude.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
somewhat related to this…tho, only when it’s not that trafficky…
i love when there’s two people going the EXACT same speed, blissfully unaware that there are two huge lines of people waiting to move and tapping their brakes the whole time behind them.
god damnit…why can’t i just teleport home?
July 16th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
I had a guy fly by so fast on a bike the other day it actually scared me.
My least fave driving jerks are the ones who keep turning left after their arrow turns red. I have stranded people in mid intersection
Update on sandusky….perks like tickets and access are rescinded not money
/sports radio is newssource
July 16th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
i brake checked a mercedes SL550 one night that was about 5 feet from my bumper on a no passing lane. tapped the brakes, watched him slam on his swerve a little bit, then give me about 3 car lengths of room.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Seriously, if we put castration of sex offenders on the ballot, what would it get, maybe 80% yes?
July 16th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
you know what’s a horrible stretch of highway? the stretch between here…
/points to ground
and here…
/points to successful commenta fe
July 16th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Yes. I see this a lot with 18 wheelers too
July 16th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
for actual sex offenders who have committed acts against kids, definitely.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
i’ll cut them a little slack…that type of driving requires legit skill even when you don’t consider thm having to deal with a bunch of fuckfaces on the roads. plus, it’s easier to deal with on highways…only gets annoying when one truck tries to pass another. little more patient knowing they gotta accelerate a fucking huge ass load.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
what I got when I googled “commenta fe”:
July 16th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
yeah, they’ve got it pretty rough. speedometer limiters to 70mph, traffic delays cost them money, they can only drive x amount of hours every day.
some are assholes, no doubt, but most don’t need the grief of drivers pissed they are too slow, etc.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
I’m in favor of the cost of a bullet initiative. Whatever a bullet costs, end ‘em. Get over it, move on. Stop wasting tax payer dollars.
July 16th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
Seriously, if we put castration of sex offenders on the ballot, what would it get, maybe 80% yes?
The gubment wouldn’t let this fly. They don’t like laws that could wind up biting their sick asses someday.