Sometimes You Just Need to Rap About Bow Hunting Whitetail Deer

All, Animals, Music, Video Stephen Douglas July 15th. 2012, 3:01pm

My brother alerted me to the existence of this last week. It is something called Spook Nation and from what I can tell, William “Spook” Spann is a bow hunter who likes to rap and kill deer. He’s also a baller. Via SpookSpann.com:

Athletics is another passion for Spook. During high school he played football, baseball and basketball and received a basketball scholarship to Bethel College. Spook’s passion for basketball is almost as large as his passion for trophy whitetail. He plays in a league made up of many ex college and NBA players. This is one of the reasons Spook is in such incredible physical condition.

I’m not even trying to make fun of this, I just thought you guys should know about this.

As far as I can tell, these songs are actually by Rhett Akins and Joe Caverlee.

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50 Responses to “Sometimes You Just Need to Rap About Bow Hunting Whitetail Deer”

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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
I know that’s the first thing that comes to my mind when I’m out in the woods hunting. You know what this redneck activity needs? Some bumpin’ beats from the ghetto streets.
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Hey Mr. Douglas it’s ironic you put an article like this on here today. I packed a venison bologna sandwich for my lunch today.
/Dead serious
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A.P. Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
Monster, what kind of work do you do that keeps you on the night shift?
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Customer Service emails for a coffee company. And 95% of the time I hardly do jackshit. So I spend my time surfing the web and playing epic one man games of war (the card game).
/pathetic
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
I knew I was going to hate this job before I started, but when I got laid off from my construction job like halfway through December I told myself I was going to take the first thing I found. Unfortunately, it was this. Been here ever since.
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A.P. Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
At least its something, ive only worked one day in over a month so im hurtin financially. Job market here is dicey
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Where’s that
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
It’s definitely better than nothing, I just assumed I would’ve found something else by now. I’ve been keeping my eyes open and applying for other stuff when I see an opening, haven’t had any luck though.
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
All my friends and my brother envy my “gravy job” but in all honesty, surfing the web, playing cards and doing the puzzles out of the newspaper get old pretty quick. That’s why I’m glad I found this site a few weeks back, helps to pass the time. And I can’t even remember how I got here.
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A.P. Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
Upstate NY, east of Syracuse. Very very rough economy here. Unless you know someone to get you into one of the companies or the government contractors here, you’re screwed
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
I was born in Plattsburg. My friends all call it the Canadian part of New York and ask to see my passport.
/Dickheads
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A.P. Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Ha…i cant imagine living there. Must be boring unless you enjoy the outdoors
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 4:17 PM
I was born on the air base there, so there was quite a bit of civilization around actually. Haven’t been up there in years.
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a94buff Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
America….FUCK YEAH
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
Comin’ back again to save the motherfuckin’ day yea! Man that songs going to be stuck in my head for a week now.
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JDiddy3000 Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 7:36 PM
Wait, we’re ignoring the black face thing?
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 7:37 PM
Wait, we’re ignoring the black face thing?
Don’t know what you’re talking about. If it has something to do with the video in this article, I’m at work and can’t view it.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 7:51 PM
Wait, we’re ignoring the black face thing?
Do guys camo-up when hunting deer? Never been deer hunting, so I have no idea.
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A.P. Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 7:59 PM
I don’t read the posts
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 8:12 PM
Do guys camo-up when hunting deer? Never been deer hunting, so I have no idea.
The hardcore ones do. I don’t. People on those shows give deer more credit than they deserve, talking about cover scents and attractants and all that. I’m not saying they’re retarded, but I’ve killed a deer with a lit cigarette in my mouth.
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Walking Underwear Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 8:26 PM
Monster get yourself an avatar. Go to gravatar.com and use the same email you signed up here with
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 8:31 PM
Monster get yourself an avatar. Go to gravatar.com and use the same email you signed up here with
What do you do, pick one or have to upload a picture?
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Walking Underwear Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 8:59 PM
just search for something you like on the web, or from whatever personal pics you have. most everyone picks from the web something that says something about them or their likes or teams
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 9:03 PM
Yea, I might wait till I’m at home for that. Not sure how far along I’d be able to get doing that with the work computer. I should just call it the computer, minus the work, because I haven’t been doing much of that today. Or this week, for that matter. Tomorrow and Tuesday off. Can’t wait.
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Walking Underwear Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 9:05 PM
do you get free coffee?
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 9:06 PM
What’s the point in it if you don’t mind me asking. Does it have something to do with how your name has a click-able link on it? I tried to click on people’s names that have that just to see what the hell it was. Go figure work blocks it, so I couldn’t.
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 9:07 PM
I can get free coffee if I want, but I don’t drink coffee. Love the smell of coffee, just can’t drink it. When it comes to Caffeine I’m a Mountain Dew and…wait for it, Monster drinker.
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Walking Underwear Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 9:12 PM
naw i meant do you get fre coffe to take home, like ground or bean?
avatar-wise, there’s nothing to click–it doesn;t get bigger or lead anywhere. it’s just like choosing your name. you chose it for a reason, same with the avatar. just fun is all
clicking blue names…leads to that person’s blog or one they contribute to or their twitter handle
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 9:19 PM
Well one company is Gevalia, ground and bean. The other is Tassimo, uses those discs. One shot brewing deal. To take home it’s not unlimited. When they get their office supply, you can help yourself, provided you’re not a “greedy bastard” as I’ve heard someone put it.
I don’t do Twitter and Facebook. I don’t know how. I’m not the most technologically advanced. It’s funny, all of my friends’ parents have to ask them for assistance with computers and gadgets. I told my Mom and Dad if they can’t figure it out themselves they’re shit out of luck.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 9:32 PM
I’m not saying they’re retarded, but I’ve killed a deer with a lit cigarette in my mouth.
After, didja stand over it and say “hasta la vista, baby”?
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Walking Underwear Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 9:34 PM
most folks here are mixed on FB and twitter, so don’t feel like you’re behind/different if you care. this place used to rock, comments-wise, especially TBLAD, but the drop-off in the past year is attributed to twitter use and distaste for EIC or what his corporate bosses are telling him to do.
there’s an internet archive called the wayback machine and it has captured pages of this plce from as far back as 2006. just go there and type in the big lead and click on whatever is available
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 9:42 PM
After, didja stand over it and say “hasta la vista, baby”?
No, but now I wish I had. Or something along the lines of “You and my cigarette have something in common….you both just got smoked.”
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 9:43 PM
just like choosing your name. you chose it for a reason
So would you care to elaborate on Walking Underwear?
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 9:44 PM
It was 80 something degrees out that day. I was one miserable SOB dragging that thing all the way to the truck.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 9:44 PM
No, but now I wish I had. Or something along the lines of “You and my cigarette have something in common….you both just got smoked.”
Yeah. I’m that “one day late” guy. I think up all kinds of smart comebacks…a day after the moment happened. Pfft.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 9:45 PM
It was 80 something degrees out that day. I was one miserable SOB dragging that thing all the way to the truck.
I’m guessing it was a buck. How many points?
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 9:46 PM
Yeah. I’m that “one day late” guy. I think up all kinds of smart comebacks…a day after the moment happened. Pfft.
I’m normally pretty good, but you always think of something better, and then hope the situation re-arises so you can pretend your funny quotes weren’t premeditated.
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Walking Underwear Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 9:55 PM
Walking Underwear?
i change my name a lot, like maybe 15 times since 08. sometimes for a holiday season (roastbeast) sometimes for a sports season. for baseball last year it was BulletJoeBush. this year it’s the joke about what Joauquin Andujar’s name sounds like
original name is vezina, so that’s why folks call me vez, no matter what name i have. never changed the avatar so they always know
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 9:59 PM
I’m guessing it was a buck. How many points?
4. Wasn’t the biggest but it was opening day. Couldn’t pass it up.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 10:00 PM
4. Wasn’t the biggest but it was opening day. Couldn’t pass it up.
Still, pretty dang cool. How was the venison?
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 10:02 PM
How was the venison?
Good as usual. Had the Amish guy down the street process it for me. He does all that specialty stuff. Got jerky, bologna, hot dogs, and this banging ass breakfast sausage.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 10:07 PM
Got jerky, bologna, hot dogs, and this banging ass breakfast sausage.
Sweet!
Man, I love venison. Almost makes me wanna get a weapon and start shooting critters.
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 10:11 PM
Almost makes me wanna get a weapon and start shooting critters.
All it takes is one you get meat for a year. I don’t do a big variety of hunting because I don’t like killing it if I don’t like to eat. That’s why I always tell my Dad when (if) I finally get a bear in Pennsylvania, I might be done bear hunting for the rest of my life. From what I hear, bear meat isn’t anything to write home about.
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Walking Underwear Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 10:15 PM
bear meat
jerky
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 10:16 PM
Either that or I hear it’s good if you cook it over a fire like a pig roast. It’s probably be good in a stew as well.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 10:24 PM
All it takes is one you get meat for a year.
I knew a guy in Alaska who did that. Bag a moose, butcher it up, and you’re good to go. I love game. I’m just not good at shooting stuff.
Now, if a deer were to walk up to within 5 meters of me, and I had my military issue 9mm…maybe I don’t shoot myself in the foot…lol
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 10:25 PM
Haha. I’m pretty sure up in Alaska you don’t hunt animals. They hunt you.
/Doesn’t fuck with Polar Bears
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Haha. I’m pretty sure up in Alaska you don’t hunt animals. They hunt you.
“A titanic clash…man versus beast…for supremacy of the vast tundra”
The bears can be pretty patient. They’re bigger than you. Faster than you. Sometimes, hungrier than you. I stay out of their way.
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 10:33 PM
Up in PA it’s just black bears. They could still mess you up if they wanted to but you really don’t have to worry. Those grizzlies and polar bears though have started associating gun shots with food. So staying out of their way is a very good piece of advice that I’d be more than happy to oblige.
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Monster is Meth Says:
July 15th, 2012 at 11:19 PM
I’ll leave you guys with a story about the other day at work that went from pretty funny to not funny at all in the blink of an eye. There’s this old lady that works here, and she’s only worked 1 week out of the past 2 months because of really bad health. They think she has Chrohn’s disease (not sure about spelling), so she has to get a colonoscopy. But they’re also going to do an endoscopy to make sure it’s not something else. She said “So I’m going to be getting it from both ends at the same time.” I felt bad for laughing because I know she’s having serious problems, but the way she worded it was pretty funny. But in the middle of me laughing (keep in mind this lady is like 3 years younger than my Grandma) she said “I used to be all about getting it from both ends.”
That wiped the smile off my face reeeaal quick.