Every time you make a point about David Beckham’s career, he emerges with a counter. The old man won’t get his swan song at the London Olympics, but he still has a far bit of gold left in that right foot. A marvelous goal from distance for the first goal, and a signature set piece goal for the second.

On a related note, his beard remains a bit weird. He looks like a pantomime pirate.

Previously: David Beckham Was Left Off Great Britain’s Olympic Soccer Team, And It Was the Right Decision
Previously: David Beckham Scored a Goal, Punted Ball At Injured Player, Got Into Scuffle With Mascot