PGA Pro Kris Blanks is Your New Favorite Golfer

Kris Blanks is the 201st ranked golfer in the world. He has 7 Top-10 finishes in his career and has made more than $3 million and has been on tour since 2009. He’s done alright for himself. He’s one of those lucky guys who gets to play golf for a living, but he’s not going to command much – if any – attention on important Sunday afternoons. Blanks missed the cut of the John Deere Classic yesterday, but he’s not going to let that get him down.
Hey golf gods think of this. I get the last laugh. I get to go hang out with my kids all weekend and get to have sex with my wife so….GFY!
— Kris Blanks (@krisblanks) July 14, 2012
That’s not the only gem on Blank’s Twitter.
Pretty windy out here today. Think I just felt a squirrel fart!!
— Kris Blanks (@krisblanks) July 13, 2012
Pulling a all nighter before my flight home in the morning. Hanging in casino in chi town before my early flight home in the morning.
— Kris Blanks (@krisblanks) July 14, 2012
I like this guy. He also tweeted that picture of the roulette results. All black everything! Not quite seven straight 19′s, but it is something. He had bet red three straight spins. That’s about as unlucky as Blanks gets. No thanks to the Golf Gods.

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July 14th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
PGA Pro Kris Blanks is Your New Favorite Golfer
Think I’d have to agree. Always good when someone can make light of shortcomings.
July 14th, 2012 at 6:37 PM
Wish more of the PGA Tour guys were as honest and colorful. My new favorite golfer!
July 14th, 2012 at 8:07 PM
dude can MASH.
July 14th, 2012 at 8:10 PM
dude can MASH.
And thanks to missing the cut he can go home and mash his wife.
July 14th, 2012 at 8:12 PM
I just realized the ad on the right side of my screen. It says find your asian lady today. orientbrides.com
/mash’d
July 14th, 2012 at 8:58 PM
he’s sure not my favorite english major
July 14th, 2012 at 9:29 PM
Kris Blanks and John Daly are now my favorite folders. Who would I add for the fourth player in the group?
July 14th, 2012 at 9:31 PM
Kris Blanks and John Daly are now my favorite folders. Who would I add for the fourth player in the group?
Who’s the third?
July 14th, 2012 at 9:32 PM
July 14th, 2012 at 9:34 PM
Me – Was thinking of a dream team to play (and drink) a round with me.
July 14th, 2012 at 9:41 PM
I don’t know who I’d add but I’ll tell you who I wouldn’t add. Rory McIlroy. If I had to listed to his accent for 18 holes I’d stab myself with a 9 iron.
July 14th, 2012 at 9:58 PM
Hard to argue that. Even my flask of bourbon wouldn’t be enough to cut through that.
July 14th, 2012 at 10:09 PM
That and he always after me lucky charms.
July 15th, 2012 at 4:28 AM
This whole thread is filled with retarded language. Well done, guys.