Bryce Harper will be honored by the Hagerstown Suns on August 4th as the team gives away Bryce Harper garden gnomes. The first thousand fans through the gate will get this pudgy little likeness of baseball’s straight-edge superhero. My only complaint is that they didn’t give him a pipe like Winklebottom. Though I suppose Harper would have had an issue with that.

[Washington Post]

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