Ronda Rousey Wants to Beat Up Kim Kardashian
Ronda Rousey is one of this year’s cover athletes for ESPN The Magazine’s Body Issue. While promoting the magazine, someone asked Ronda which celebrity she would like to fight. After starting to avoid the question, someone brought up the Kardashians.
I would beat the crap out of Kim Kardashian, actually. Any girl who is famous and idolized because she made a sex video with some guy and that’s all she’s known for. “Oh, I got my fame from sucking dick.” I think its ridiculous. I’m sorry, but its true. It’s not shocking.
Why is everyone slipping it under the cover now? “Oh yeah, she’s selling Skechers to thirteen year olds.” I don’t want some girl whose entire fame is based on a sex video to be selling Skechers to my thirteen year old sister. That’s the horrible kind of role model that I really do not want to be around, why I’m doing things like this: Because girls like Kim Kardashian are being pushed in my sister’s face, and it’s just not healthy. She shouldn’t even have role models like this. And that’s why I’m doing stuff like ESPN Body, because someone needs to do it, for god sakes.
Rousey has a point. I feel like people remember that that entire worthless family is famous because Moesha’s brother got it in. America.
[via Cage Writer, Quote assist from Cage Potato]
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July 13th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
She’s built like a brick shithouse.
/Love Kim, but she’s got a point.
//Waits for FOX to schedule this celebrity MMA fight.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Kim Kardashian wants to beat up Ronda Rousey for trying to get famous by being naked in a magazine
July 13th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Let me just say I wish more hot young women took this career approach.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
So judging by the magazine pictures and the picture of her holding the magazine, there’s a fuckton of airbrushing going on in the magazine. Way to provide those kids a realistic image of yourself.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
…
July 13th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
agree with Career High.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
they did a really good job of photoshopping out her penis in those pics.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Ronda Rousey is trying to benefit from the Kardashian publicity machine by saying she hates the publicity Kardashian receives.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
CRM, do you know this Rousey girl? I have never heard of her outside of this website, and you post about her frequently.
/Also this server blows goats
July 13th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
I would never have sex with her. I am confident she would kick my ass for premature ejaculation.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Between the virgin mary, purity balls, burkas to being naked in a magazine or sucking dick in a sex tape surely there is a happy middle for cuntbag preteens to develop normally?
July 13th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
I’d hit it, tape it, then release it.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Brees got paaaaaid. Bout time.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
The universe folds upon itself.
I would pay to see the fight, though.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
hitler youth?
July 13th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
I still think a decent reality show would be someone picking someone to fight and if both agree the winner gets 50K. I could think of a few chicks I would love to beat the crap out of.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
hey, i’ll pick you, you kick the shit out of me, we’ll split 65/35.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
no, the happy middle is being able to do all of those at the same time. in New Hampshire.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
Yea but then people will say you got beat by a girl.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
obvs, id get the 65 since i was the one who’s ass was kicked. figure 15% is worth it for a bunch of free shots on your end too.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Notice this pussy didn’t call out Saban’s kid
July 13th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
and i’ll say “you expected me to hit back? WHAT KIND OF MONSTERS ARE YOU?”
then id fan myself off with my cash and buy a round of clues for the bar.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Der Kaisers favorite.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Ronda Rousey is an American hero for telling girls around the world that you don’t have to suck dick but it’s healthy to beat the shit out other women for male attention.
/Kristen Saban understands
July 13th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
A girl struck me out in baseball during 6th grade, and I was mocked relentlesly the next day. Something like that can crush a young boys spirit, but I always felt better when it hit me that I was just plain awful at baseball.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
What would it be like to sleep with a chick that could beat the shit out of you? To you just lay there and take it until she gets hers?
July 13th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
Agreed. It was set on a tee…probably by a publicist of some sort….From the post:
July 13th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
sleeping with a mermaid or angel or something else that doesn’t exist.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
Awesome.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
Since we’re not British, we can’t call her a cunt, can we?
July 13th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
I reserve that word for chicks I want to beat up.
/can you tell I am in a slightly foul mood today
July 13th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Same thing happened to me at basketball in the 5th or 6th grade. Played a girl one on one and got fucking worked. I am a horrible basketball player though.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
What would it be like to sleep with a chick that could beat the shit out of you? To you just lay there and take it until she gets hers?
Well, you’re a 9ers fan, so pretty much any woman that will sleep with you can kick your ass.
/Seahawks retaking divsion this year
//Have fun watching another 5 year run
July 13th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
funniest post all day. well done.
AND NO, HAL 9000, I am NOT FUCKING SLOWING DOWN!! I WILL COMMENT AS FAST AS I WANT! Oh, what’s that? I won’t? Oh, okay. Cool.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
Cunt is one of my favorite words, so I’m all for using it. People should use it more.
Gash is also criminally under used.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
five cunts…HA HA HA.
-count von cunt
July 13th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
like shaving your neck with a straight razor. don’t breathe or make sudden movements until it’s over.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
60 mil guaranteed for brees
/garonteed
July 13th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Suck my cock, Billy Wagner.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Drew Brees getting 40 million guaranteed this year is such a joke. this guy is supposed to be team-first…my ass, he is. Hope you flame out.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
i always liked hatchet wound.
calling people a baldy twat is a fun way to escalate an argument.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Fuck. Now Alex is going to want his deal re-done.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
time to re-aggravate the shoulder injury.
fuck these word press errors.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
My boy had a chance to participate in a between innings competition at our local Minor League baseball team, against a girl who a year younger & definitely quicker. I told him, don’t take the chance, you lose you will be ridiculed by your friends that were there.
/Man’s got to know his limitations
//Dirty Harry’d
July 13th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
/pours one out for The 3rd Man
July 13th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Scenes from a yahoo sports message board.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Cunt is one of my favorite words, so I’m all for using it. People should use it more.
Gash is also criminally under used.
Buddy uses “Bloody Ax Wound” quite a bit, makes me chuckle everytime, he’s quite a wordsmith.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Brees Pees Green would be a better headline than Brees Agrees.
/ESPN sucks
July 13th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
baby hands will get a gerber 529 account started in his name!
July 13th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
Some sage advice.
The lesson here is, never try
/Homer’d
July 13th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
my all time favs…bonerholster and meatlocker.
July 13th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
cockwallet.
July 13th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Scenes from a yahoo sports message board.
Actually going with the irony that no one gives a shit about that division. Like winning the Big East or ACC, someone’s gotta do it and no one really cares if they do.
July 13th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
What would it be like to sleep with a chick that could beat the shit out of you?
ask a woman. most of them have sex with men who could beat the shit out of them
July 13th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
This comment was funny the first 12 times I tried to re-post it and offer you a +1…not anymore.
July 13th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Used to call my exwife’s a “Cock Coozy”.
July 13th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
That’s why I left it alone.
We’ve been good one year out of the last 10, so I’m not really ready to go in to shit talking mode just yet.
Nor am I ready for this season to start after how last season ended. I think I need to seek therapy about it.
July 13th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
i disagree…it’s still hilarious.
July 13th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
lol. I actually had a /kidding below it when I first wrote it out, but then I figured, if you guys didn’t get that, you were idiots.
July 13th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
That’s why I left it alone.
We’ve been good one year out of the last 10, so I’m not really ready to go in to shit talking mode just yet.
Nor am I ready for this season to start after how last season ended. I think I need to seek therapy about it.
It’s not the greatest thing to say that the Hawks went on a division run in that division. But it’s something, I guess. Maybe not. Sad era for WC football.
July 13th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
this thread is all sorts of fun.
July 13th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
If a woman beats you in a fight through Vaginal dentata sneak attack that’s a mulligan right? I’m asking for a friend.
July 13th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Meh, they still won the divison plenty and made a SB. It wouldn’t bother me if it came from a shitty division.
/is a Royals fan too.
July 13th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
i was going to stick around, but since im not allowed to comment, just gonna call it a day.
July 13th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Good job, good effort.
July 13th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
Spencer – going to smash the new driver/fairway/hybrid offerings on the market tomorrow. Should be quite fun. Probably won’t buy a new driver yet (waiting to try Anser and 913 later this year), but i have my eyes on some fairway woods and rescues for sure.
July 13th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
There was a girl pitcher in my little league division when I was in 5th grade, i prayed she never faced my team. Absolute no-win situation.