Tour de France

/raise you all-in

also, there is a raw sewage problem at wrigley during monsoon like rains

It’s a pretty good bet that no matter where you are in the industrial USA, a monsoon-like rain is gonna bring up a bunch of turds. HEHlo 19th century infrastructure.

Anyone have any good gambling ideas for my round Monday with a buddy?

loser plays russian roulette with the number of strokes you lose are the number of bullets in the chamber.

if youre hitting your woods right and irons with a draw, im going to guess you were “hitting down” on the ball with your driver…? this link might give you a little insight into what’s happening.

My 10 year old nephew did a face plant out of the golf cart while it was moving

Been there, done that

/not when I was 10
//definitely not when I was sober

$2 skins with carry overs, $2 greenies, and $10 overall score. No one is losing their ass, yet you’re still playing for something.

That’s not bad. My other buddy and I always play $2 Bingo Bango Bongo which is never a bad time.

My 10 year old nephew did a face plant out of the golf cart while it was moving, then my cousin let him drive and he ran over a curb and into the road as we were driving. Is that better?

Anyone have any good gambling ideas for my round Monday with a buddy?

$2 skins with carry overs, $2 greenies, and $10 overall score. No one is losing their ass, yet you’re still playing for something.

Anyone have any good gambling ideas for my round Monday with a buddy?

I want to tell Lisk I hate him, but HAL won’t let me.

fucking HAL has been jamming me up all day.

well, I certainly wasn’t worse than before. I used my dad’s old driver, GX-9, which was way better than anything I had, and I was crushing it off the tee. Hitting a fade, because for some reason I fade woods but draw irons. I was still consistently going 270-285, almost drove a couple of 320 yard dog leg rights. We were playing a 3-man scramble and shot 4 over, so I don’t know what I would have done by myself, but probably mid to upper 80′s. Still hit a few bad shots that would have cost me playing straight up.

God that was boring.

consistently going 270-285

First time and 2 years and you’re getting it out there like that? You need to play more golf, guy.

/sad face

/I know you all care

Anyone who has played any organized sport knows that practice sucks elephant dong, and that’s all most of the athletes have been doing for four years (full-time, no less).

Whoa! Slow down. Baseball and hockey practice were awesome. You must’ve been one of the kids who sucked.