Comments on: CJ Wilson is Dating Lisalla Montenegro, a Brazilian Model

By: Caribou

Caribou — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 16:25:27 +0000

She looks like female cartoon ant

+1 that made me chuckle

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:58:35 +0000

Really hope this works this time, but this seriously makes me want to puke.

I bet Tribe season ticket holders get something along the lines of, “Hey Wahoo Warriors, did you enjoy the 1st half? We hope so, cause we’ll be trading assets for prospects that won’t pan out in a matter of weeks. We appreciate your continued support and just wait till next year when we re-sign Sizemore and Hafner for double their market value! Just kidding, we’re going back into rebuild mode!

P.S. Injuries suck eh? Don’t blame us, Jesus hates us.”

By: Pastor of Muppets

Pastor of Muppets — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:51:57 +0000

Really hope this works this time, but this seriously makes me want to puke.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:50:19 +0000

Straight edge is a subculture and subgenre of hardcore punk whose adherents refrain from using alcohol, tobacco, and other recreational drugs. It was a direct reaction to the sexual revolution, hedonism, and excess associated with punk rock
So they’re idiots?

no, they’re so punk they’re mormon.

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:47:35 +0000

Straight edge is a subculture and subgenre of hardcore punk whose adherents refrain from using alcohol, tobacco, and other recreational drugs. It was a direct reaction to the sexual revolution, hedonism, and excess associated with punk rock

So they’re idiots?

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:46:45 +0000

fucking loved PCU.

Great movie.

“Can you blow me where the pampers is?”

IIRC, straight edge just means no drugs and booze. Or in other words, no fun.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:41:17 +0000

What the hell?

Gotta be a fake, just like that bullshit rainbow ‘M’ Marlins logo CRM posted last year.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:38:15 +0000

fucking loved PCU.

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:37:09 +0000

Freshman year of college one of my two roomates was a straight edge. Lets just say we didn’t get along very well. One night I actually pissed on his head as he slept after a heavy night of drinking. Still can’t believe he didn’t kick my ass.

IT’S TIME TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Career High

Career High — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:30:44 +0000

Freshman year of college one of my two roomates was a straight edge. Lets just say we didn’t get along very well. One night I actually pissed on his head as he slept after a heavy night of drinking. Still can’t believe he didn’t kick my ass.

By: Jim Harbaugh Scramble

Jim Harbaugh Scramble — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:29:38 +0000

Wilson must be one of those rock star types who exclusively dates models.

good for him.

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:27:30 +0000

What the hell?

By: vanillawafer

vanillawafer — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:26:31 +0000

c.j. wilson is a sellout

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:25:40 +0000

I don’t know what straight edge is, except that I thought it was like over 15 years ago.

/please don’t tell me

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:24:38 +0000

I think Straight Edgers are against casual sex so if you’re sweet on a gal you can give her the goods

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:24:14 +0000

I hadn’t posted in a hour and it still said I was posting too quickly.

Not a complaint, Jason. Just an observation. Switching up stuff will always have some issues.

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:23:17 +0000

She looks like female cartoon ant

What is your next complaint?

/Damn it. Missed that in the other post. I laughed.

By: Walking Underwear

Walking Underwear — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:22:44 +0000

does straight edge include no sex?

sure, foreplay is shaving heads and penetration through moshing

By: geoffreyvs hired a PR firm to get his son's coach fired; now I'm running for Senate!

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:22:26 +0000

This is hilarious.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:21:45 +0000

I forget, does straight edge include no sex?

thought so.