When Snakes Board Bass Boats: A Tale of Levitation
So, yeah. Check out this snake on a boat.
This lunker snuck aboard the boat of Ken and Tammy Cook when they were fishing on Lake Michigan this week. Ken fished professionally with BASS from 1980 to 2009 and in retirement has mostly run a big-game ranch in Oklahoma. It’s a skillet there this time of year, so the couple ditched for the Great Lakes to go catch smallmouth.
They’d just been fishing behind an island near Green Bay and pulled up after making a run down the shore. Tammy and a golden retriever named Moxy were in the seats; Ken was at the front. As Tammy slid her life jacket off her hand brushed against something that felt funny. When she turned, she saw the 4-or-5-foot specimen pictured here. “With one giant leap, I made it to the front of the deck where I almost took Ken out,” she wrote on her Facebook wall, where she posted the photo.
(My favorite response among the dozens came from an outdoor photographer named James Overstreet. “This,” he wrote, “is when you shoot your own boat.”)
Said Ken, by phone: “I think she levitated to the front of the boat.” Despite a long, unbroken scream and loud barking both ringing in his ears, he quickly ascertained that the snake wasn’t poisonous and got to snapping photos. His best guess was that the snake hitched a ride on the splashwell, by the motor, before moving up to the deck. “We happened to be an island he ran into,” Ken said.
That jived with the expert assessment. I emailed the photo to a couple of Great Lakes-area herpetologists to get an ID. Both Bob Murphy of the Royal Ontario Museum and James Harding of Michigan State University made the same call: a fox snake. “They are a harmless species that prefers coastal marshes and feeds on small rodents,” Harding added in his reply. “Sometimes they swim between islands and shore, and so end up pretty far out in the lake. A tired snake would find a boat a good place to rest!”
Ken’s experience with snakes has been that the poisonous species in North America — your cottonmouths, your copperheads, your rattlers — tend to swim high in the water, as if they prefer not to get wet, a more aggressive posture. Many snakes have tried to crawl onto his boat over the years but he does not tend to get crossways with them. One exception was a garter snake that made its way up into his outboard motor and got sucked into the carburetor. Ken noticed his motor running funny and took it for repairs. When the techs took it apart, they found the snake strung around the inside. “That’s been talked about a lot in the service community,” Ken said.

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July 12th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Holy hell
July 12th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
That snake looks poisonous to me Ken.
July 12th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
Derek Jeter to the Tigers.
July 12th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
/takes glasses off
yep…it’s herpes.
July 12th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Well I’m never going swimming in the Great Lakes.
Harmless? Fuck you, it’s still a snake.
July 12th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Your loss bro. The Great Lakes are amazing.
July 12th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Your loss bro. The Great Lakes have huge fucking snakes in them.
The only thing that matters to me.
July 12th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
It’s for the best, I’ve been skinny dipping in one of them, but I won’t tell you which.
July 12th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
So you heard about me skinny dipping already.
July 12th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
This is comforting,
July 12th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
This is patently false. They are barely acceptable.
July 12th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
the great lakes are amazing? huh. howbout that. this whole time ive been living next to one thinking “really? that’s it?”
then again, the one i live next to is the tyrion lannister of the great lakes.
July 12th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
Swam in Erie once. It was awful. Then again, I’m woefully biased against the North and specifically Michigan
July 12th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
Youtube comments, never dull.
July 12th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
It’s for the best, I’ve been skinny dipping in one of them, but I won’t tell you which.
So you heard about me skinny dipping already.
This is like the commenter equivalent of this.
July 12th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Erie and Michigan are revolting. The remote parts of Ontario are gorgeous though.
July 12th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
This is comforting,
Holy shit why do people like snakes
July 12th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
I’m on Team KILL ALL SNAKES.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
Come on, Spiders are the worst
July 12th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
Holy shit why do people like snakes
And still, snake owners >>>>> cat owners
/team dogs
July 12th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
I mean, I understand that snakes exist to kill rodents and pests and that it’s all about the circle of life and all of that shit…but still: fuck snakes.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
One good thing about living in shitty northeast Ohio. I’m not worrying about a rattler piercing my leg when I’m looking for my golf ball in the happy grass.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
The Great Lakes have huge fucking snakes in them. MS
Don’t you live in Texas? Snakes are way bigger and more deadlier in your back yard.
/MS is never leaving home again.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
if they exist to kill rodents and pests why did god make snakes that were venomous enough to kill like 50 elephants with a single bite?
REAL FUNNY, GOD.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
When I was helping my gf’s mom move the other weekend, one of the last things to go was a lobster trap that her brother had hanging in the basement. An old wooden lobster trap, covered with spiders. I looked at it and said “NOPE!” and refused to get it down. I’m not ashamed. Fuck spiders.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
Never been a fan of lakes.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
have you got your new club for Whacking Day yet?
July 12th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
you mean the yard ms621 watches his landscapers landscape from inside his air conditioned bubble?
/real texas’d
July 12th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
I used to kill copperheads with the lawnmower because I was worried about them getting my dog. I found a nest once. Chop chop chop go all the baby snakes.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
Ward’s Island has the best possible score in water quality testing, has no local police force hence it’s nickname: “Knacker Drinking Island.”
July 12th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
Oh Whacking Day, oh Whacking Day…
July 12th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
you mean the yard ms621 watches his landscapers landscape from inside his air conditioned bubble?
/real texas’d
Hehehe.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
We used to go to my buddy’s house once a week to watch his python feast on a guinea pig.
/Not as fun as you imagine
//Sit in front of cage for an hour waiting
///fuck you snake
July 12th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Don’t you live in Texas? Snakes are way bigger and more deadlier in your back yard.
/MS is never leaving home again
I’m not a big fan of swimming in lakes or rivers to begin with. When I was younger, my grandparents had a lake house on Cedar Creek Resovoir near Corsicana. One day I was walking by the lake and nearly stepped on a water moccasin that I didn’t see. My older brother grabbed me just before I stepped on it.
But aside from situations like that, we don’t see snakes very often in Texas. Not even when I was younger and camped a lot did I ever see any.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
history’s greatest hero.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
It’s stressful floating the river/drinking beer with buddies, knowing a huge copperhead could be around the corner or beside you when you want to cool off in the water. We captured a baby one one year. Apparently those are most dangerous because they can’t control their venom.
/unconfirmed by me
July 12th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
you mean the yard ms621 watches his landscapers landscape from inside his air conditioned bubble?
/real texas’d
We live in a condo bro. We don’t have a lawn.
But yeah, paying Mexicans to mow your lawn for you is big in Texas.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
snakes were actually put on earth to keep Elephants in line and prevent the uprising of the Pachyderms. people are just stupid enough to make them pets or charm them with Kenny G.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
Hey now!
July 12th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
We used to go to my buddy’s house once a week to watch his python feast on a guinea pig.
Eat it Mitch!
/great underrated movie
/Austin, Massachusetts
July 12th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
It’s stressful floating the river/drinking beer with buddies, knowing a huge copperhead could be around the corner or beside you when you want to cool off in the water. We captured a baby one one year. Apparently those are most dangerous because they can’t control their venom.
/unconfirmed by me
And if you get out of the water to use the restroom, Comal County Sheriff’s deputies arrest you for public urination.
/happened to a friend my first time on the river.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
Charles: Snakes are my life.
Jean: What a life.
– The Lady Eve, 1941
July 12th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
I actually had a similar one of those bastards crawl out of my engine compartment while camping. FUCK CAMPING!
July 12th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
That’s awful, ms. Close to residents?
July 12th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
play on, plano.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:17 PM
That’s awful, ms. Close to residents?
I wasn’t with him when it happened, so I’m not sure. But I thought it was on a bend that was further away from any houses.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
Twin Creeks in Plano/Allen is the worst golf course on the face of god’s earth.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
play on, plano.
And the Park Cities. And Preston Hollow. And around White Rock Lake….
July 12th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Still. As long as you aren’t acting crazy and make sure ou don’t have bottles, you’ll be left alone. Then again, I’m way out of populated area and have never seen any law enforcement. Therefore, we have many, many beverages
July 12th, 2012 at 4:21 PM
big with my neighbors up here in NJ. except we hadn’t had rain in two weeks so they mowed the lawn anyway and now they have this gigantic brown lawn with tir emarks from the ZTR mower. looks like crap next to my nicely manicured lawn (not really, just better than the mess next door.)
July 12th, 2012 at 4:21 PM
When I was 10 or so, I was playing in the woods while wearing a brand new pair of penny loafers. Got one stuck under a root somehow. While trying to get it free, I glimpsed to the side to see a 6-foot moccasin coiling up. I literally jumped out of my shoe and ran home.
My mom made me go back for the shoe.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
Crazy! You were wearing loafers at 10?
/fancy
//jealous
July 12th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
Are we allowed to comment after Nada or does he signify the end of commenting in a post? I don’t want to interrupt you talking to yourself.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
Apparently those are most dangerous because they can’t control their venom.
my snake cant control its “venom” either.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
And who plays in the woods in penny loafers?
July 12th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
nice
July 12th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
Of course once again it makes that statement so much more serious with the NPH avatar.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
my snake cant control its “venom” either.
Menarky=Peter North.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
Of course once again it makes that statement so much more serious with the NPH avatar.
Ok so I take back the cat owners statement from earlier.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
I imagine everythIng he says in Barney’s voice, making it excellent.
/Legen-wait for it…-dary!
July 12th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
We are not all crazy. I promise
July 12th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
I do that too.
July 12th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
I imagine everythIng he says in Barney’s voice, making it excellent.
I do that too.
I almost went with Teddy Westside over LVM. That would not have had the same affect, glad I made the right choice.
July 12th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
Check with Vez, he’s the final arbiter on whether he or I get to kill off a comment thread.
July 12th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
It was the 1970s, and I was feeling my oats …
July 12th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
Also, I think I just answered the previous question for you, Mr. Stinson Avatar.
July 12th, 2012 at 5:24 PM
late to the party, but I re-tweeted a picture of a big ass snake a dude I know killed yesterday. not cool.
July 12th, 2012 at 5:30 PM
I live in DFW area and find it quite nice when I hear the sound of lawnmowers, weedeaters, and edgers at work in my yard while I am inside. Way too hot for me.
July 12th, 2012 at 5:39 PM
FUCK CAMPING!
this.