Comments on: Aaron Murray, the Georgia QB, and Connor Barwin of the Texas Were Upset Alex Morgan Didn’t Win an ESPY

By: Urinal Mint

Urinal Mint — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 16:20:45 +0000

Better without makeup

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 15:06:42 +0000

Based on all the stories I’ve gotten out of Athens on Murray, I’m surprised he wasn’t rooting for Lin so he could get a date with him.

By: Watsonian

Watsonian — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 15:04:42 +0000

Spencer has a remarkable ability to be completely low brow without actually offending anyone. He probably actually has the lifetime pass that Taguchi thought he had.

I was once told I have bottle service behind the velvet rope. That was a long time ago. Then again, I don’t thing I’ve ever been called out by Jace in the comments.

By: cleet

cleet — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:57:41 +0000

Am I even on the board? I think as a female I am pretty safe around here.

TBL has never targeted me ever. I don’t full on assault but I throw a few barbs. I’m fine with being in the background.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:55:51 +0000

“Joe Paterno knowingly concealed evidence.”

- former FBI director.

You know what we should do? Dig up his body and indict it.

By: mizerle06 is sarah phillips

mizerle06 is sarah phillips — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:54:41 +0000

Miz, I’d say you are worth 4-1 odds every single day. Some days those odds increase quite a bit. Your previous banning gives you good street cred in Vegas.

Queefer 5:2
Mole 7:2
Spencer 8:1
Me 7:1
Miz 11:1
kaiser 30:1
soused 20:1
rex 100:1

sweet.

/hedges on self
//scribbles out a few potential long, lame, and unfunnies

By: Jason McIntyre

Jason McIntyre — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:53:59 +0000

“Joe Paterno knowingly concealed evidence.”

- former FBI director.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:53:43 +0000

If I can bet on myself first post i would:
1. Post the worst/vilest video on the internet (in my estimation)
2. Make Sandusky and certain people’s children jokes
3. Complain about the server
4. End it with a personal dong shot

Take a bow, collect my winnings and immediately start working out how to use Paypal at the liquorsmith.

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:53:07 +0000

You know what would make today fantastic? If Maggs returned.

That’d be awesome. Does anyone keep up with him? Twitter?

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:52:27 +0000

You know what would make today fantastic? If Maggs returned.

I was hoping for a Todd Charske appearance

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:51:41 +0000

You know what would make today fantastic? If Maggs returned.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:51:08 +0000

Typical SMU self-loathing.

Heh.

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:51:00 +0000

Am I even on the board? I think as a female I am pretty safe around here.

You, sportsgal, GG, and V4L are all safe.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:50:30 +0000

Spencer isn’t getting banned. He barely even bitches about the lack of golf stuff here. He only gets out of hand when OSU is good at football, so it has been a few years. His foil, Maggs, hasn’t been around in forever.

Spencer has a remarkable ability to be completely low brow without actually offending anyone. He probably actually has the lifetime pass that Taguchi thought he had.

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:49:54 +0000

Am I even on the board? I think as a female I am pretty safe around here.

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:49:25 +0000

This makes sense. I don’t think Jason thinks highly enough of me to consider banning me

please…white people will go first. We can’t mess up our affirmative action numbers.

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:48:50 +0000

I don’t think Jason thinks highly enough of me to consider banning me. MS

Typical SMU self-loathing.

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:48:26 +0000

Queefer 5:2
Mole 7:2
Spencer 8:1
Me 7:1
Miz 11:1
kaiser 30:1
soused 20:1
rex 100:1

AP 15:1
dewar 25:1
ms 18:1

/wipes brow

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:48:26 +0000

Is he a vampire that had a stroke?

Bram Stroker would be a good name for the director in a dracula porn parody

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:48:11 +0000

soused 20:1

Can I bet on myself?