Kate Upton and Justin Verlander Dating?
The alleged “coziness” between Kate Upton and Tigers ace Justin Verlander has been confirmed, according to CBS in Detroit.
The somewhat unexpected duo was spotted at Coyote Joe’s in Shelby Township after foolishly taking in an Aerosmith concert, and were reportedly very “chummy” and possibly even canoodling. This come just days after Upton and her bulbous rack attended a Tigers game in the comfort of Verlander’s suite.
All of this information greatly assists in explaining Verlander’s unfocused, lackadaisical approach in the All-Star game where the normally sharp pitcher allowed four hits, five runs and walked two in one inning of work. Yes, the power of the poon knows no bounds. (You now have permission to motorboat your monitor.)
Additionally, and perhaps most importantly, Upton and Verlander recently hung out with model Lizzy Glynn and Verlander’s pal, Frank Viola Jr (!) who took off his pants so Glynn could ride a mechanical bull. Obviously.
[via CBS Detroit; H/T: @Jsermo]
Previously: Kate Upton Was at the Tigers Game on Saturday | Kate Upton’s GQ Video | Kate Upton’s Beach Bunny Promo | Kate Upton Thunders Up With Kevin Durant and James Harden | Enjoy Kate Upton in a Yankee Hat and Kate Upton’s Boobs Jiggling | Kate Upton Wishes Everyone a Happy Easter | Kate Upton Did a Carl’s Jr Commercial In Stockings | Kate Upton: 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl | Kate Upton’s Booty Wins Friday | Kate Upton Walking the Runway in Slowmotion | Justin Verlander Was Not a Happy Camper Following a Complete Game Loss

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July 11th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
Great caption.
July 11th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
!!!
July 11th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
Cooziness
July 11th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
I am so freaking ready for Kate Upton to get fat.
July 11th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
“The power of poon knows no bounds.” that’s just excellent writing.
July 11th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Comanche Indian.
July 11th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
She is fat.
/ducks
July 11th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
Previously:
I think this qualifies as stalking
July 11th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
This is what I keep coming back here for.
July 11th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
Me too.
/Hoggin’
July 11th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
I want to think the one Verlander link at the end there was done for comedic effect
July 11th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
Strange video added.
July 11th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
Haha. Always glad when you drop by.
July 11th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Ha. Wasn’t sure if anyone would catch it.
July 11th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
I thought she wasn’t legal?
July 11th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
The shot of Verlander at the end of that video shows you where his mind is at right now, it sure as shit isn’t on baseball.
July 11th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Gotta applaud Verlander… but man, can’t help but think dating Upton would be painfully annoying.
July 11th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Except for the sexing part.
July 11th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
This needs to be a post tag of its own.
July 11th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
Also, Biel’s bottom >>> Upton’s top
/ Upton still lacks hips
July 11th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
You now have permission to motorboat your monitor.
/takes peen off monitor, reassesses situation
July 11th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
So when the AL team loses game 7 of the World Series this year, we can positively blame Upton.
July 11th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
As long as its not the Yankees, then I’m cool with it.
July 11th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
Verlander is legend.
A buddy of mine once said that in the history of mankind, poon is undefeated. I tend to agree.
July 11th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Hopefully this can torpedo the Tigers. The AL Central is tepid and sadly they still cant be counted out.
July 11th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Let’s not also forget the MLB 2K12 commercials..possibly where they first met? Also, Justin Verlander is a terrible actor.
July 11th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
Unless you’re / coop’d
July 11th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
I would take the ugliest chick in that group and be happy with it.
July 11th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Verlander’s married or engaged (dunno if it went through). Girl’s dad works at a dealership in Richmond…If he comes apart in the 2nd half of the season we’ll now know why.
July 11th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
So when the AL team loses game 7 of the World Series this year, we can positively blame Upton.
Which will it be — B.J. or Justin?
July 11th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
I thought Verlander had a pretty serious girlfriend/fiancee?
July 11th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
Are you kidding me? Did anyone look at the pics? They are almost as good as the Sean Payton ones from the other day.
July 11th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
The White Sox can use all the help Kate can give them in turning TV into a shadow of his former self. You go, girl!
July 11th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
What is the drinking age in Michigan? That sure looks like a beer in the hand of a 19 year old.
October 25th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
No wonder Verlander got rocked last night. He’s too busy thinking about some Upton p#@!%y to concentrate. Series officially over since Verlander is also going to suck in game 5.