Bob Kraft & Ricki Noel, His Girlfriend, Were Part of a Bizarre Audition For Something [UPDATE]

All, Clean Slate, NFL, Video Jason McIntyre July 11th. 2012, 9:07am

Bob Kraft, owner of the Patriots. His girlfriend Ricki Noel, an actress. (Full name: Ricki Noel Lander.) A green screen. A bad script. What follows is an awkward 1:42.

At the :23 mark, some sexual innuendo from Kraft.
At the :50 mark, Kraft dances like Al McGuire.
At the 1:37 mark, Kraft says, “Fuck you, pussy” and then throws a punch.

She auditioning for a new Michael Bay movie? Nah, that read would involve a casting couch and no Kraft. I’ll reach out to some adult film stars to see if they’re familiar with the bad material. [video via everyone, but Barstool Sports had it 1st]

[UPDATE: Was it an audition for a Vince Vaughn movie?]

Previously: Bob Kraft’s New Pal is 32-year-old Actress Ricki Noel Lander

15 Responses to “Bob Kraft & Ricki Noel, His Girlfriend, Were Part of a Bizarre Audition For Something [UPDATE]”

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Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! Says:
July 11th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
Lets win one for Ricki.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
July 11th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Fine him heavil Goodell. Take away some draft picks as well.
3
KC Resident Says:
July 11th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Lets win one for Ricki.
+ 1 dead wife.
4
I'm a Horse Says:
July 11th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac.
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molemaninthemorning Says:
July 11th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
The tweaker hooker from Breaking Bad is doing alright for herself.
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NinoBrown Says:
July 11th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Someone needs to give her a sandwich, or three.
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KC Resident Says:
July 11th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Someone needs to give her a sandwich, or three.
All she has to do is mention that Gus Johnson is a hacky, unprepared suck and Dirt will give her a free sandwich.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
July 11th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
He can’t do better than that??
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cleet Says:
July 11th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
She needs four double cheeseburgers stat. And NO ONE can dance like Al McGuire.
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The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
July 11th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
At the :50 mark, Kraft dances like Michael J. Fox.
//Fixed
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molemaninthemorning Says:
July 11th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Was it an audition for a Vince Vaughn movie?]
That makes so much sense.
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Nada Says:
July 11th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
I like Kraft. But with his bucks, he can certainly afford someone much nicer.
/ I hear Salma Hayek goes for non-attractive billionaires
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Mugatu Says:
July 11th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
I’m too embarrassed to actually watch the video. I just can’t. do it.
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Sean Jean Says:
July 11th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
what.the.fuck.
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roger from oz Says:
July 11th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Goodell tagged that first. That’s why he’s not gonna fine Kraft.