Comments on: Hope Solo’s PMS Prescription Caused Positive Drug Test, She Will Still Play in 2012 Olympics

By: TimTheEnchanter

TimTheEnchanter — Tue, 10 Jul 2012 16:13:30 +0000

Nobody wants to take her off the meds and then confront her about this.

“You won’t like me when I’m angry”

By: Kid Cleveland

Kid Cleveland — Tue, 10 Jul 2012 03:00:34 +0000

Oh great, just because she’s a girl, she gets away with the Manny Ramirez defense…

By: MaddMatt

MaddMatt — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 22:54:23 +0000

The bears can smell the menstration.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 22:49:04 +0000

i feel like michael j fox got parkinson’s either from the radiation from the flux capacitor or as karmic retribution for fucking with space-time and ruining biff’s formerly posh lifestyle.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 22:44:59 +0000

hope solo demand snu-snu.

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 22:44:03 +0000

I hope she does Playboy*, because the Body Issue of ESPN the Magazine contained some of the most unflattering pictures you can possibly take of a naked woman.

*maybe they’ll airbrush out some of her scarier muscles

By: DeusExMachina

DeusExMachina — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 22:42:37 +0000

Man, this really taints her pursuit for the most saves in an Olympics record

/no one

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 22:42:10 +0000

nuprin: little, yellow, deca-durabolin.

By: AssaultWithAConcreteDildo

AssaultWithAConcreteDildo — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 22:34:49 +0000

We shouldn’t rag on her…

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 22:29:54 +0000

Hope Solo doesn’t seems like she’d be a pleasant person to be around when she is PMS-ing.

By: Geeezeus

Geeezeus — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 22:25:35 +0000

Cheater!

/adds asterisk to 2-1 win over Canada from a couple weeks ago

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 22:21:39 +0000

The “B” is for “Bargain”!

By: Nathan Wind

Nathan Wind — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 22:20:42 +0000

“This is probably the cynic in me but whenever I hear the “it was a prescription, I didn’t know” excuse used I think “you’re an Olympian, you know the drug test is notoriously strict, maybe you give your doctor a list of banned substances?””

Pretty sure Hope Solo’s doctor is Dr. Nick Riviera. No way that would have helped.

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 22:18:47 +0000

This is probably the cynic in me but whenever I hear the “it was a prescription, I didn’t know” excuse used I think “you’re an Olympian, you know the drug test is notoriously strict, maybe you give your doctor a list of banned substances?”

By: Nathan Wind

Nathan Wind — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 22:14:51 +0000

Can’t a lady bleed out her lady parts in private?