A Texas Rangers Walkoff Win Apparently Includes a Group Ball-Grab
The Texas Rangers beat the Minnesota Twins in 13 innings Sunday night thanks to Ian Kinsler’s walkoff single that scored Daniel Murphy for the 4-3 victory. The excitement of the walkoff hit for the first place Rangers paled in comparison to the popularity of Ian Kinsler’s testicles, which appear to be firmly captured and secured by an unidentified privileged teammate.
Judging by the smiles among the glowing faces surrounding the unusual scene, this must be a regular ritual in the Rangers clubhouse — allegedly.
[via @Chief_aka_James]
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July 9th, 2012 at 5:49 PM
ALLEGEDLY
July 9th, 2012 at 5:51 PM
STUPPOSEDLY.
July 9th, 2012 at 6:02 PM
He got the game ball(s)!
July 9th, 2012 at 6:05 PM
That night, Ian Kinsler slept while wearing a coffee cup on his penis.
July 9th, 2012 at 6:08 PM
The Rangers showing they stand with Dickey and not TLR
July 9th, 2012 at 9:40 PM
He’s the one grabbing his own nutsick. So? It’s his
July 9th, 2012 at 10:43 PM
Do you not see the other arm in there at all?
July 9th, 2012 at 10:57 PM
You see what you want to see i guess
H/t on the h/t chieftain
July 9th, 2012 at 11:07 PM
David Murphy