The Chap Olympiad is taking place in London this weekend. I know what you’re thinking – Chap Olympics sounds a lot like the Ol-chimp-ics. Well, I can tell you they aren’t similar at all. The Ol-chimp-ics featured chimps doing people things. According to KREM.com, the Chap Olympics celebrate “eccentricity and athletic ineptitude with the emphasis on panache and style over sporting prowess.”

Obviously, this is the greatest sporting competition in the world. It features funny hats, British hipsters, lobsters and pineapples. If Wes Anderson ever made a sports movie, it would be about the Chap Olympics.

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