Arkansas Tech Wins College Bass Fishing Title, Worlds Collide
The sort of guys drawn to bass fishing with all-consuming passion that eventually leads to a pro career aren’t always the sort who also spend a lot of time in, uh, college. This is not to impugn their creativity, dedication or organizational abilities — all of which are paramount in competitive fishing. Rather, most pro bass anglers tend to prefer spending their days out of doors, navigating rivers and lakes, exploring and divining the best combinations of bait, hook, line, presentation and approach to catch an animal they usually cannot see. They’re the guys who pay enough attention to nature that they’re more likely to learn outside a classroom than inside one. It’s not that anglers can’t handle school. School’s just not set up to handle people who want to get sunburned, cut up, wet, cold, dirty, sweaty and actually stimulated during the course of a given day.
But! In recent years, a few circuits have tried to legitimize collegiate bass fishing, and one inaugural title has just gone to the Arkansas Tech University bass fishing team, winners of the first Association of Collegiate Anglers title as School of the Year. This isn’t the first version of a national championship for collegiate bass fishing, but this one does look pretty solid. It clearly had gobs of buy-in, if this sprawling spreadsheet of the final standings is any indication. Teams from more than 150 universities participated throughout the year. It’s full of your Kennesaw States and Abraham Baldwin Agricultural Colleges and Tennessee Wesleyans of the world, along with the usual host of BCS schools (the University of Arkansas placed third). But, hell, Harvard launched a team, and got crushed in the standings by Muscle Shoals, Alabama’s own Northwest Shoals Community College.
This college thing is fairly recent, even if professional bass fishing as we know it in ‘muricuh goes back a couple of generations. BASS, the largest tournament and conservation organization, was founded by an old showman named Ray Scott, an Alabamian, in 1967. The first tournament was held in Northwest Arkansas, the first Bassmaster Classic winner was an Arkansan, and notwithstanding the occasionally brilliant West Coast or Midwestern angler (a Michigander named Kevin VanDam has positively owned BASS for a decade) the sport has remained firmly the domain of SEC states, if not always SEC schools.
I’ve covered about two dozen pro bass fishing tournaments, including four Classics, and feel qualified to guesstimate that few are far from a Waffle House or Cracker Barrel. They also tend to be held in states with low levels of educational attainment. By the fraction of adults who have graduated high school: Southern states are all in the bottom third of the union (unless you count Virginia, at 30th). By the fraction who have college degrees: all in the bottom half, except for Georgia, at 20th. By the fraction who have advanced degrees: Virginia and Georgia do well, while the rest are in the bottom half. Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas and Tennessee are in the bottom 13 in all three metrics. A Southern slam!
Maybe it’s coincidence. Maybe it’s an intricate interplay of geography, socio-economics, history and culture that has no hope of being summarized in a 600-word blog post. Or maybe states cursed with excellent bass fishing can’t keep boys interested in school. There’s probably a Malcolm Gladwell book in there somewhere — “Glug: How Outdoor Recreation Explains Hooky, and Vice-Versa” — but suffice it that higher ed and the outdoors need stronger links. Likely every man worth his spinning rod had to ditch class at some point to fish this past year. Good on them (and on the colleges) for making it work. Not many will ever go pro, but many will wind up as fisheries biologists and wildlife managers. If they were sanctioned by the NCAA, there’d be a commercial for that. Instead, they’ll just be allowed to develop into well-rounded adults in peace.

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July 6th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
IT’S A POWERMAN 5000 FRIDAY MOTHER FUCKERS!
July 6th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
so is it harder to get in Arkansas Tech or Auburn?
/husker
July 6th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
Eifling>Shamburger
All this needs is an embedded YouTube video of that TV Fishing host who always fucks up (the guy in the Tennessee hat).
July 6th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Eifling>Shamburger
this seems like splitting hairs…
July 6th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
Shots fired!
July 6th, 2012 at 12:11 PM
Bill Dance. Legend.
July 6th, 2012 at 12:11 PM
Somewhere in the ether, the ghost of Grits Gresham weeps bitter tears.
July 6th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Bill Dance. Legend.
I don’t think “Legend” means what you think it means.
July 6th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
From Wiki entry on Grits Gresham:
He also studied at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, Vanderbilt University in Nashville, and Yale University in New Haven, Connecticut, but he procured his bachelor of science and master of science degrees, with specialty in forestry and wildlife management, from Louisiana State University.
July 6th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
I think “Legend” means exactly what I think it means.
July 6th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Love Tim Curry.
July 6th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
Bill Dance. Legend.
I went to find the original bloopers video and found one that was even better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POdOBXOXQts
I just watched a scene where he pulled back on the rod too fast and the hook and lure hit him in the face and got caught on his nose. This guy has to be one the clumsiest human beings on the planet.
July 6th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
And he just got the hook stuck in his foot in the very next scene. How is this man still alive?
July 6th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Eifling, how do you leave out the fact that Arkansas Tech’s mascot is the Wonderboys?
And not a single mention of Whataburger? Serious misstep.
July 6th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
New clothing company?
July 6th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
let he who has never hooked himself in the face cast the first stone.
July 6th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
oh, AND DON’T YOU DARE THROW THAT FUCKING STONE IN THE WATER OR YOU’LL SCARE THE FISH
July 6th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
@arkbadger: Gross oversights on my part! In ninth grade I took a road trip from Fayetteville to Corpus Christi and saw there what I remember to be the Whataburger world HQ. That was after eating at surely half a dozen of the joints on the way through Texas.
July 6th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
I just watched a scene where he pulled back on the rod too fast and the hook and lure hit him in the face and got caught on his nose. This guy has to be one the clumsiest human beings on the planet.
July 6th, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Fucked that up….
July 6th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
Herkermer Homolka is what defines a legend, Ty_Webb.
July 6th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
This is what a degree from Northwestern gets you?
/sent from my chiPad
July 6th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Proof that there might actually be a God somewhere in the universe.
July 6th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
Thanks for letting me know, Sammy.
July 6th, 2012 at 12:54 PM
Found one in Birmingham. My wife can’t wait for a taquito, apparently.
July 6th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
Clarified.
July 6th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
A great food choice at 2 a.m. after a night of binging.
July 6th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
You have my condolences.
July 6th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
I’m thinking this post was a poorly disguised excuse to rag on the South for a while.
July 6th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
What was the point of this post? Trinity College is awesome at squash, which is a rich person sport. It takes leisure time to be good at it. What do you know, these Yankees apparently have the free time to pursue a leisure activity.
The fact that a bunch of schools in the South are good at bass fishing probably indicates that bass live in the South and a lot of people in the South like to bass fish.
So, in summary: Mr. Eifling’s article could have been cute, but was really just stupid.