John Axford, Brewers’ Closer, Calling Out Douches on Twitter Following Latest Blown Save
John Axford, closer of the Milwaukee Brewers, blew his 5th save of the season last night. Understandably, some fans are not impressed and they are telling Axford as much on Twitter. Axford, who is not shy about his performances – In May he left a note for the media following a blown save when his wife went into labor – has decided to answer some of his critics.
Might wanna change your Twitter info…make it say “I’m a douche!” blocked! Rt: @RealSmartAlec: @JohnAxford don’t be a pussy. #perspective
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) July 5, 2012
When another person suggested he “quit sucking ass:”
@Real_C_Janisse thanks coach douche nugget! Blocked!
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) July 5, 2012
Axford also pointed out that even the greatest closers blow saves every now and then. To his credit, he’s been pretty damn good over the last year. Blown saves happen – just ask Heath Bell. These people need to leave Axford alone. Don’t they know they’re visiting with the Grim Reaper?

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July 5th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
damn, he’s been taking JMac banhammer lessons.
must have done the online course “Thin Skin, Heaver Hammer: Banning with sand in your Vagina”
July 5th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Didn’t we read about this already in the Justin Upton post?
July 5th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
why can’t we be more creative with our insults? douche? that’s the best you can do?
July 5th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
also, this dude would be cooler if he went with a viking-esque spelling of his name. axefjord the blonde saves the game and embarks to valhalla on a flaming pyre.
July 5th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR COCK-BRIGADOON!
July 5th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
lol.
July 5th, 2012 at 4:47 PM
This guy seems too sensitive to be a closer.
/taps right arm, calling for K-Rod
July 5th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
He’s sporting a pretty douche-tastic look himself. Must be a douche expert.
/Fans still suck.
July 5th, 2012 at 5:28 PM
/K-Rod misinterprets signal, uses right arm to punch father-in-law
July 5th, 2012 at 7:38 PM
I don’t always hate people, but when I do, I hate white people.
/Jemele Hill