On the heels of the Clippers landing Lamar Odom earlier this week, one could argue (easily, in fact) that Chris Paul’s Los Angeles team is better than Kobe’s Los Angeles team.

lol. Stop. Just stop.

Since when are Jamal Crawford and Lamar Odom big signings? Stop.

Seriously, it’s like no one who writes basketball here ever even watches a single game.

I believe this is the same crap he spewed last season when the Clips looked half decent. Nothing like good ol’ knee-jerk (and idiotic) proclamations. I thought that was the hook for sportstalk radio? Ugh.

/wanking motion

Jesus, now I remember why I don’t read basketball posts here.

You should. They’re fucking hilarious.

First, let’s dismiss what Odom did last year

Holy Shit. Yea, that’s right. I capitalized the word ‘shit’. If this post was a joke, than it would be hilarious. But, instead, it’s kinda sad. I’m not usually one of the people who pile on you for writing shitty basketball posts, but, holy shit. This is one shitty basketball post.

Did the EIC ever pay his bet off when he called someone “crazy” for predicting the Clippers getting ass-pounded in 4 by the Spurs? Seriously, it’s like no one who writes basketball here ever even watches a single game.

Who Has the Best Team in Los Angeles?

The Lakers.

11. Houston (where’s the point guard?)

Remember when Lin was a MVP contender? Yeah, me neither.

/takes off dunce cap
//hands it to jason

Let’s look at Odom first.

First, let’s dismiss what Odom did last year.

How old is Odom? 33 in the fall. Coming of his worst season ever. So let’s assume he will be back to his 29 year old self now.

Sure, makes sense.

Now, let’s look at Crawford.

Crawford returned to the Northwest last year with Portland and had the worst season of his career – 38 percent shooting from the field, 30 percent on 3-pointers. He’s 32 and his best years are behind him, but should still be able to provide punch off the bench.

So, we should expect divergent results from two 32 year-old players coming off their worst seasons ever? Ok. That makes even more sense.

Now let’s look at Billups.

Billups? Veteran

Great. That’s all I need to know. Except he’s 36 in the fall and coming off a serious achilles injury. No reason to suspect he might have a fall off too now is there?

Incredible and consistent reasoning on Big Mac’s part.

4. San Antonio

Keep doubting the Spurs and they’ll just keep winning.

11. Houston (where’s the point guard?)

Remember when Lin was a MVP contender? Yeah, me neither.

not that it ever would happen… Bird would be perfect for them….