Comments on: Roundup: Dara Torres Just Misses Olympic Team, Scientology at Crux of Cruise-Holmes Divorce & Mike Vick Got Married

By: JDiddy3000

JDiddy3000 — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 15:47:09 +0000

Even if a person chooses to hold Christian beliefs, Jesus himself existed.

Hold the phone, Holmes, hold the phone.

/No proof Jesus existed.

By: Urinal Mint

Urinal Mint — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 15:31:58 +0000

Roundup ran long this AM. That’s comforting.

By: JDiddy3000

JDiddy3000 — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 15:30:53 +0000

Lisa Helfend Meyer, a prominent Los Angeles family law attorney, said it’s not uncommon for divorced parents to differ on the religious upbringing of their children.

Wait, so we’re really calling that shit a religion? Really?

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 15:07:46 +0000

I dream of doing this with Bar Rafaeli.

might hurt your hand

/ Makes wanking motion
// Analyzes feelings in hand
/// Nope

By: Wally's World

Wally's World — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 15:04:54 +0000

I’d go with Beckinsale’s face, but that’s just me…

By: Walking Underwear

Walking Underwear — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 14:57:43 +0000

I dream of doing this with Bar Rafaeli.

might hurt your hand

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 14:56:37 +0000

kunis’s ~~personality~~ kunis

Redirected downward.

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 14:53:43 +0000

then i spanked her

I dream of doing this with Bar Rafaeli.

By: NinoBrown

NinoBrown — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 14:51:21 +0000

Bar’s backside is beyond reproach but Kate’s rack is unrivaled.
we doing weird science?
biel’s ass, upton’s rack, beyonce’s face, lively’s hands, hmmmm, whose legs?
legs are a commodity, lots of great ones out there
anyway, kunis’s personality
can’t believe this didn;t add 50 comments at least

She also must be a former gymanst. flexibility.

By: Walking Underwear

Walking Underwear — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 14:47:56 +0000

Bar’s backside is beyond reproach but Kate’s rack is unrivaled.

we doing weird science?

biel’s ass, upton’s rack, beyonce’s face, lively’s hands, hmmmm, whose legs?

legs are a commodity, lots of great ones out there

anyway, kunis’s personality

can’t believe this didn;t add 50 comments at least

By: Caribou

Caribou — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 14:45:59 +0000

You’re killin me. Surely you jest
Maybe you should link a bigger picture.

I tried

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 14:44:02 +0000

Sean Payton getting divorced.I predict he will be coaching the Cowboys in 2013.

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 14:42:26 +0000

Why did Caribou just link a picture of a goblin?

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 14:42:21 +0000

Except only one of these ‘religions’ was written by a science fiction author

And how is the Bible any truthier than science fiction?
According to Von Daniken and that weird-haired History Channel guy, the Bible proves that aliens visited the Earth back in the day.

By: Walking Underwear

Walking Underwear — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 14:40:44 +0000

You’re killin me. Surely you jest

dude, what did i ever do to you?

/it’s a man, baby

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 14:40:25 +0000

You’re killin me. Surely you jest

Maybe you should link a bigger picture.

By: vajayjay redick

vajayjay redick — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 14:37:57 +0000

Chief Justice of The Supreme Court. What great men he would join: John Marshall. Charles Evans Hughes. Warren Burger.

Mmmmm….Burger.

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 14:36:11 +0000

Have a friend that deals cards at one of the poker rooms in Vegas. He mentioned the other night that he was still wired up from pushing $4.77MM across the table for one hand.

Was Pacman Jones involved somehow?

By: Caribou

Caribou — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 14:34:47 +0000

Manuela Arcuriappears to have a broken face, which negates all else

You're killin me. Surely you jest

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 14:32:05 +0000

RIP Andy Griffith

Noooooooo!