OJ Simpson is a Wide Receiver with the Kansas City Command
OJ Simpson of the Kansas City Command wears No. 23. Not that O.J. Simpson. OJ Keith Simpson of the Command is just a guy with an unfortunate name. (Kind of like Gerry Sandusky.)
“When I went to Spokane [to face the Shock] for my first game of the season, their fans are outrageous and of course they were making all the O.J. Simpson jokes, the glove jokes, everything,” he said. “I like it only because it adds fuel to the fire. I believe I scored my first touchdown that game, and after that I didn’t hear nothing else.”
Sharing your name with a well-known murderer must be painful. In addition to being an Arena League football player, OJ Simpson “has a second job as an alcohol and drug counselor and offers guidance to troubled youth as a mentor.” If OJ Simpson ever attends an NFL game as a fan, I hope he’s never paged over the PA system. Could lead to a Joel Rifkin Seinfeld moment.
“When I call to make a doctor’s appointment, anything of the sort, they think it’s a joke,” he said. “I have to show my ID because they don’t believe it. I got flagged one time at the airport flying out of Denver. They said, ‘We thought you were the real O.J., so we flagged you.’ They’re looking for the other O.J. to come around the corner, and nope, it was just me.”
What’s in a name? Ask K.C.’s OJ Simpson [ESPN]

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July 3rd, 2012 at 10:21 AM
No matter what he says, those insults are going to cut a little bit
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:24 AM
He should totally keep this in his possession at all times.
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Could have sworn this was a Hernia post when I read this, but no. Nice pull TBL.
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Dude better drive a white bronco.
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:28 AM
That’s Goldman, Jerry, GOLDMAN!
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:32 AM
RIP Andy Griffith
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:37 AM
coaches praise his ability to run his routes with precise cuts and slice up two defenders double coverage with ease. he is typically brought down in pursuit since he doesn’t have a great getaway speed after the catch.
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:38 AM
it’s not that bad. I share a name with a guy Georgia executed just a few years ago for killing some cops. for a long time, googling my full name resulted in pages of links about this dude on death row.
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Who can solve the case now that Matlock isn’t around???
/seriously though, RIP Andy. NC legend.
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:44 AM
MSP? Minneapolis airport?
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:45 AM
The backlash against the death sentiments has already begun on twitter, with CRM leading the charge.
/puts away, files for the next time TBL says he loved watching some dead basketball player he’d never heard of before he died
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Thats rough Bill.
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:47 AM
What the hell is the KC Command?
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:48 AM
If the gloves don’t fit, you must acquit!
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:48 AM
FTFY
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:49 AM
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:52 AM
The backlash against the death sentiments has already begun on twitter, with CRM leading the charge.
His girlfriend must have dumped him last night. He is shitting over everything.
What the hell is a KC Command?
FTFY
Yes. A thousand times yes.
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:53 AM
his first name was William but, from what I read, he didn’t go by that. he went by his middle name, Mark.
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Sharing your name with a well-known murderer
not sure that’s the professional angle to take here. oh wait, it’s a blog. nevermind, carry-on.
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:55 AM
Correct.
July 3rd, 2012 at 11:00 AM
One of the limited perks of having a name maybe 5 people in all of North America have is that the employer Google results are mostly favorable
- Karma
/Todd Charske’d
July 3rd, 2012 at 11:03 AM
This instead.
Go watch A Face in the Crowd, No Time for Sergeants and an Andy Griffith marathon. Guy was a great entertainer.
July 3rd, 2012 at 11:04 AM
“What it was, was football.”
July 3rd, 2012 at 11:06 AM
Don’t bother unless they are the black and whites though. color episodes without Don Knotts are trash.
July 3rd, 2012 at 11:09 AM
This is absolutely the truth.
/ Warren hater
July 3rd, 2012 at 8:21 PM
Parise is from Minneapolis, would make sense he spends a bit of the off-season there.
I think this same OJ Simpson used to play for the Omaha Beef of the Indoor Football League.