Mark Sanchez & Eva Longoria? That’s the Rumor, Anyway
Mark Sanchez dating Eva Longoria? That’s what In Touch Magazine is breathlessly reporting:
“It looks like they’re testing the waters,” an insider tells In Touch, after Eva was spotted on June 4 shopping with 25-year-old Mark at a Kings supermarket in Bedminster, N.J. — where the football star has a home.
The next evening, Eva donned a blond wig as she and Mark had dinner and drinks with a group of friends at New York’s Hotel Griffou, where they looked very comfortable with each other, an insider tells In Touch: “They were laughing and having a great time.”
To recap: Sanchez, who guided the Jets to two straight AFC title games before struggling behind a poor offensive line and with petulant, annoying receivers in 2011, has reportedly dated Kate Upton, Meadow Soprano and now Eva Longoria in the last year. We all know Longoria loves athletes – see Tony Parker and (allegedly) Matt Barnes.
Your move, Tim Tebow. Time to reach back out to Lindsey Vonn? Perhaps re-ignite those Katy Perry rumors? Nah. Focus on your spiral. You’ll be starting the final eight games of the season, anyway.
Previously: Mark Sanchez & Kate Upton? They Might Be Dating or They’re Just Friends
Previously: Was Tony Parker Cheating on Eva Longoria With a Teammate’s Wife? Report Alleges it Was Brent Barry’s Wife
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July 3rd, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Thought this dude was gay?
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Wait, youre just going to ignore the ‘blind’ item post you did confirming he was gay with Scotty McKnight?
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Eva Longoria. Once a beard, always a beard.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Beard.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Thought this dude was gay?
Well if you wanted to cover it up, apparently the way to do it is to be constantly tied to a string of beautiful models/actresses.
And if Tim Tebow doesn’t date Lolo Jones, then I just don’t know.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Makes sense. They’re both has beens.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:24 PM
surprised Tebow and Sanchez aren’t fighting over Anderson Cooper today.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:25 PM
This is really common for gay celebrities to do.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Makes more sense.
I’m more interested in whether Kutcher is banging Kunis anyway.
/ Kelso and Jackie >>> Ross and Rachel
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Don’t forget the 17 year old
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:27 PM
Tom Cruise approves this message.
/Looks over shoulder for Black Escalades
//Whew
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:28 PM
surprised Tebow and Sanchez aren’t fighting over Anderson Cooper today.
Don’t need to. There are plenty of Jet teammates for both of them.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:28 PM
The next evening, Eva donned a blond wig as she and Mark had dinner and drinks with a group of friends at New York’s Hotel Griffou, where they looked very comfortable with each other, an insider tells In Touch: “They were laughing and having a great time.”
Unless there was whispering and canoodling, I don’t buy this as evidence of a burgeoning relationship.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:29 PM
The blind date really got off on the wrong foot when Sanchez showed up wearing a #3 Tampa Bay Rays jersey.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:30 PM
Tony Parker’s sloppy seconds
/ Avery’d
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:30 PM
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:31 PM
‘Now Eva you must show me your moisturizing secret’ Sanchez aims cart for the 10th aisle, hits the 7th.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Ooh, cleet, that’s fun.
To recap: Sanchez, who guided the Jets to two straight AFC title games before struggling behind a poor offensive line and with petulant, annoying receivers in 2011, a period during which I’ve gone full retard, has reportedly dated Kate Upton, Meadow Soprano and now Eva Longoria in the last year.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:34 PM
I love my shitty, gay quarterback.
If this is a Heathers reference, it’s a solid one.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:36 PM
with petulant, annoying receivers in 2011
They all are annoying and petulant.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:37 PM
And believe me, as commenters, we know annoying and petulant.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:37 PM
Hearing rumors about Greinke going to the Braves.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:37 PM
To recap: Sanchez, who rode a good defense and running game to two straight AFC title games before becoming terrible when asked to actually play QB in 2011, has reportedly who gives a fuck?
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:40 PM
Oh, it is. Lick it up baby. Lick.It.Up.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:41 PM
Sanchize can do much better than raggy ole rat face. He must be gay.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:42 PM
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:42 PM
Man, I really fucked that up
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Longoria and Sanchez’s PR firms doin’ work.
/somewhere Scotty McKnight weeps
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Literally 3 minutes from where I’m sitting right now at my office. Depends if I hit a red light or not.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Meanwhile Joe McKnight is totally dating Katie Holmes and having so much heterosexual sex.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Check Out This Slideshow of The Sanchize’s Reported Hookups!
/the future
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:45 PM
What? How many gay players are on the Jets? I’m counting 4.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Why is Tebow starting the final eight games? I’ve been informed Sanchez struggled due to a poor offensive line and with petulant, annoying receivers. So it’ll be unfair when Tebow replaces Sanchez?
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Your move, Tim Tebow. Time to reach back out to Lindsey Vonn? Perhaps re-ignite those Katy Perry rumors? Nah. Focus on your spiral. You’ll be starting the final eight games of the season, anyway.
Lolo would have resulted in more pageviews.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:47 PM
If the athlete bangs Sarah Palin, then he’s straight.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Check Out This Slideshow of The Sanchize’s Reported Hookups!
/the future
This was both funny and frightening at the same time.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Lolo would have resulted in more pageviews.
I heard a certain virgin NFL quarterback with the Jets had “YOLO LOLO” tattooed on the inside of his lower lip.
/blind item
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:49 PM
Well, that takes care of TBL’s site contributions for Nov and Dec.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:50 PM
At least we’ll be able to make fun of those slideshows in the comments.
/no we won’t
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:51 PM
We are not working out!
There are no stairmasters or treadmills in here
There are no dumbells in here, just my balls!
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Seems like more people are aware of Tebow’s gayness than Mark’s.
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:51 PM
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:52 PM
To recap: Sanchez, who guided the Jets to two straight AFC title games before struggling behind a poor offensive line and with petulant, annoying receivers in 2011,
This is your finest work
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:52 PM
Isnt Joe McKnight the gay one from NKOTB?
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:53 PM
I much, much prefer this story about who is dating Mark Sanchez
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:56 PM
/the past
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:58 PM
We are not working out!
There are no stairmasters or treadmills in here
There are no dumbells in here, just my balls!
Shutup! I don’t want my momma to hear!
July 3rd, 2012 at 12:59 PM
USA Today Sports Media Group has a policy against internal linking to more than 7 articles (not counting the Previously section, of course).
July 3rd, 2012 at 1:00 PM
Nah, that was Marky Mark’s bro.
/ All Wahlbergs are gay
// Or so I hear
July 3rd, 2012 at 1:03 PM
There is something hilariously sad about this.
July 3rd, 2012 at 1:06 PM
I would make an Anderson Cooper joke here, but I just got coop’d over the whole meme.
/ Not really a meme
July 3rd, 2012 at 1:07 PM
/ All Wahlbergs are gay
“Band of Brothers”… you should rent it sometime
July 3rd, 2012 at 1:08 PM
Glen Rice is straight?!
July 3rd, 2012 at 1:09 PM
Meanwhile, Eli was spotted with his wife having the best time ever at the Stew Leonard’s in Yonkers.
July 3rd, 2012 at 1:10 PM
Nah, it’s got fuckin’ Ross from Friends in it,
/ But then, it also has Peter from Office Space, so maybe …
July 3rd, 2012 at 1:11 PM
Great get, TBL
July 3rd, 2012 at 1:11 PM
That can’t be.
/ Eli-is-gay rumors
July 3rd, 2012 at 1:11 PM
On Jan 12th, 2012 a huge amount of people started searching to see if Tebow was gay online. It was the same night he beat Pittsburgh, I wonder how he celebrated. Feel free to speculate.
July 3rd, 2012 at 1:14 PM
Spencer Hall the source for In Touch?
July 3rd, 2012 at 1:20 PM
be careful in october TBL meet-uppers
July 3rd, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn.
July 3rd, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Amazing that thread remains alive. We need to do something like that again soon.
July 3rd, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Amazing that thread remains alive. We need to do something like that again soon.
Nah, keep going back to it and adding comments. It’ll be the stuff of legend when EIC Jr. takes over and bans all of us except Spencer cause he only talks golf clubs these days.
July 3rd, 2012 at 1:52 PM
I’m still cracking up about this.
July 3rd, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Will he be driving that 2012 Porsche when he heads into the office every day?