Mario Balotelli, Italy’s hero in the Euro 2012 semifinal against Germany, is so pumped for this afternoon’s final, he’s talking trash to Spain defender Pique, who dates rump-shaking goddess Shakira:

Strong words from a guy who shags prostitutes. Pique, who will probably make the tournament’s Best XI, has been dating Shakira for over a year and a half.

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