Internet Conspiring to Send Pitbull to Remote Alaska Walmart
Pitbull, the scourge of college football fans, may be having a “real good time” in Kodiak, Alaska. The rapper is doing a promotion with Energy Sheets and Walmart. The Walmart store with the most Facebook likes by July 15 will be granted a “meet and greet” with the rapper. There is an Internet campaign afoot, begun by these folks, to send Pitbull to the Walmart in Kodiak, Alaska, which is the most remote Walmart in the United States. Their Facebook page already has 19,299 likes and counting.
[HT to Gawker]

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June 30th, 2012 at 5:33 PM
More important: Can it be arranged so that he doesn’t come back from Alaska?
June 30th, 2012 at 6:03 PM
Bet you he hires a bunch of people to rig the thing so he doesn’t have to go to Alaska but to Vegas or LA.
June 30th, 2012 at 10:10 PM
Fine print: “Event scheduling is subject to Artist’s availability. Walmart reserves the right to amend, modify or terminate this promotion in its sole discretion.”
June 30th, 2012 at 10:43 PM
So then let’s make them use the fine print.
June 30th, 2012 at 11:46 PM
With Pitbull’s music and Bud Light, Kodiak, Alaska is at 150%
June 30th, 2012 at 11:46 PM
Dale!