Count Robert de La Rochefoucauld Has The Most Badass Obituary of All Time
Count Robert de La Rochefoucauld died in May at 88. The Telegraph recounts his World War Two exploits, which are incredible. He joined the French Resistance, escaped to England via Spain to join the Free French, was trained as a secret agent and killer by the English, parachuted back into France on sabotage missions and made daring escapes from Nazi imprisonment, twice.
Here is a brief sample.
Instead he faked an epileptic fit and, when the guard opened the door to his cell, hit him over the head with a table leg before breaking his neck. (“Thank Goodness for that pitilessly efficient training,” he noted). After putting on the German’s uniform, La Rochefoucauld walked into the guardroom and shot the two other German jailers. He then simply walked out of the fort, through the deserted town, and to the address of an underground contact.

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June 30th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
And yet not even the heroic Count de La Rochefoucauld could prevent France from melting down at the 2010 World Cup. Bon dieu!
June 30th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
This is a Rochefoucauld, the thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland and water-resistant to three atmospheres. This is the sports watch of the 80′s. $6955 retail. It tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad.”
/Winthorpe’d
June 30th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Look up the badass. He was honored at our state Capitol. The guy was in his last years. He couldn’t have been tall than 5’4. They stopped counting at 100 dead Germans!
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_M._Lopez#section_2
June 30th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
/Winthorpe’d
In Philly, it’s worth fifty bucks.
/pawn guy’d
June 30th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
/shoots self with pawn gun, fails