2013 NBA Mock Draft – One Year Early! (Just the Lottery)
A 2013 NBA Mock draft just one day after the 2012 draft? You’re darn right. We did this exercise last year and we do it in football, too. We’ll just do the lottery for the 2013 NBA draft, but first, the real challenge: Trying to figure out which teams will be in the lottery. Free agency still has the potential to change a lot, but it ain’t like Dwight Howard is getting traded to Toronto or Charlotte and Deron Williams isn’t going to Sacramento.
14. Dallas – At this juncture, I don’t think they’ll get Deron Williams.
13. Utah – Narrowly miss the playoffs.
12. Portland
11. Denver – That’s four teams from the West just missing the playoffs.
10. Cleveland – Still a year away.
9. New Orleans – Yup, I love the Rivers/Gordon/Davis trio.
8. Phoenix
7. Orlando – Guessing Dwight Howard is gone.
6. Milwaukee – Love the backcourt, but nothing else.
5. Washington – Yuck.
4. Toronto
3. Detroit – Please send offense.
2. Sacramento – Here whether or not the Kings trade Tyreke Evans.
1. Charlotte – Still the worst.
And now, the guess-work on who goes where. As you can see, right now, the 2013 draft looks very, very weak.
14. Dallas – DeShaun Thomas, SF, Ohio State
13. Utah – Michael Snear, SG, Florida State
12. Portland – Mason Plumlee, C, Duke
11. Denver – Jarnell Stokes, F, Tennessee
10. Cleveland – Adonis Thomas, SF, Memphis
9. New Orleans – Tony Mitchell, PF, North Texas
8. Phoenix – BJ Young, SG, Arkansas
7. Orlando – LeBryan Nash, SF, Oklahoma State
6. Milwaukee – Alex Poythress, F, Kentucky (incoming freshman)
5. Washington – Cody Zeller, PF, Indiana
4. Toronto – Nerlens Noel, PF/C, Kentucky (incoming freshman)
3. Detroit – Kyle Anderson, SF, UCLA (incoming freshman)
2. Sacramento – James McAdoo, SF, UNC. Love what little I’ve seen. Length/shot/size/mannerisms kind of remind me of Kevin Durant.
1. Charlotte – Shabazz Muhammad, SG, UCLA (incoming freshman)

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June 29th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Can’t count on the Pistons tanking. Should be in the top 10 though. Would love that Nerlens Noel cat or DeShaun Thomas.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
And now, the guess-work on who goes where.
should go higher
June 29th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Is his playing style a combination of Lebron, Bryant, and Steve Nash?
June 29th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
I thought this was joke when I saw it on Duffy’s timeline, but nope, here it is… wow
June 29th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
We really need some parents to take naming to the next level and use both of the “Le” and “De” prefixes in a first name at some point.
/LeDeShawn
//DeLeBryan
June 29th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
w00t! damn it’s been a while since Arkansas was worth a shit in hoops. long enough where I can get excited about seeing a player drafted in the lottery.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Agreed. I see them winning 35 – 38* games.
* = Would probably put this around 30 if they were in the Western Conference.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
I never understood why people name their kids like that. Are they trying to be French?
June 29th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
*slowly backs away from racial naming discussion*
June 29th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
Would love to land McAdoo and put Gordon-McAdoo-Davis at the 2-3-4.
In reality, the Hornets are looking at late lotto and I’m hoping they can find either a starting caliber C or PG.
Unless they manage to get CP3 back from the Clips next summer.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Jason!!! Like a John Shaft up in this mother hubbard.
Plus les choses changent, plus elles restent les mêmes.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
TBL, why don’t you like Washington’s new roster? It’s practically completely revamped.
Also I don’t think Sacramento will own the second worst record in the league. Not as long as Toronto and Cleveland are still around.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
Just be happy the Warriors are making the playoffs…according the the Prophet McIntyre.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
It’d be funny if other races started adopting this trend.
/LeSanjeet
//LeVladamir
June 29th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Karma, have you ever checked out the NOTY website? Interesting stuff….
June 29th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
It’d be funny if other races started adopting this trend.
/LeSanjeet
//LeVladamir
LeWang?
June 29th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
When my mom was a teacher, she had a kid in her class named “Tomorrow”.
Guess the race of the kid.
/she was white, you racist.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
What’s NOTY?
June 29th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
http://nameoftheyear.blogspot.com/
June 29th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Porsche and Mercedez. Who knew bla….uh….african americans were such fans of German cars.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
The hilarity of that name would really depend on his last name.
/ Tommorow Dick
June 29th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Why you gotta be racist for?
June 29th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
///LeBraeden? LeJaeden?
June 29th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Porsche and Mercedez. Who knew bla….uh….african americans were such fans of German cars.
Lexus Locklear – quite NSFW
June 29th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
>LeWang?
Why you gotta be racist for?
Thing is I could see a LeWang Johnson in the NBA in 2035.
And isn’t the problem with this that, as bad as some teams in the East are, they are likely to make the playoffs. Take J-Mac’s Knicks for example. In the West, they’re fighting for the 7/8 seed and might land in the lotto and get a decent player. But in the East, they’re stuck in the playoffs and are certain of the 21 or 22 pick in the Draft.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
So are you guys passing around hoods or was I supposed to bring my own?
/leaves on high horse
June 29th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
I know a woman named Tawanna
/All I got
June 29th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Just checked out the site. Some awesome names.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
My favorite is seeing Naveah (#893 most popular girls name last year), where they tried to spell “Heaven” backward, but couldn’t quite do that right.
/Nevaeh somehow hit #35
June 29th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
I’m not white so I can make jokes towards any race.
/ bad logic’d
June 29th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
I’m sorry, but when you name your kid shaniqua, you are pretty much putting your daughter behind the 8 ball from the get go.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
At best, a poor man’s Antawn Jamison. Only 6’6″, not a great ball-handler. Falls in love with his college 3 attempts (which he can hit).
June 29th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
Mullet what part of bama do you live in? know anything about golf down by gulf shores?
June 29th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
*slowly backs out of discussion*
June 29th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
Freakonomics had a full chapter on baby names and their impact. It was interesting.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Heaven backwards? Does that mean the kid is going to hell?
June 29th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
Where did the copp I WILL END YOU thing come from? I think I asked yesterday and then didn’t stick around to see the answer
June 29th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
I think Backwards Heaven would be a great name for a child
June 29th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
Yes, I was being serious. Come on now, people. For the sake of your children, give them a common name. The name is too important of a person’s identity to play around with.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
So you’ve got Houston, New Jersey, Golden State, and Minnesota in the playoffs? Are you assuming Dwight to Houston, or New Jersey?
June 29th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Type in “ESPN Mag Rob The Big Lead” on Google.
/ too lazy to look for link
June 29th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
I live in north Alabama and I’ve never had the opportunity to play in Gulf Shores. I’ve gotta head down that way in a few months, so I may be able to get a few rounds in while I’m there. You heading down that way soon?
June 29th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Are you assuming Dwight to Houston, or New Jersey?
Agree completely
June 29th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Stark – just complete the circle and call the kid Nevaeh S’Drawk’Cab.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
/my dad says this, virtually word-for-word
June 29th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Oh God I forgot about Brooklyn. Yea, them (if they dont get either WIlliams or Howard) and Charlotte are easily the shittiest teams in the league.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
I agree with that. It doesn’t have to be spectacularly boring, but something decently unique, and most importantly, a name that people can PRONOUNCE.
/ knows from first hand experience
June 29th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
for a week, August 4-11. I know about the 2 at Craft Farms, but I thought I also heard about a couple of state park courses or something. I’ll be on vacation so it doesn’t matter to me that much, just was looking for some recommendations.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Agreed. Except the definition of “common” keeps changing. 10 years ago nobody would name their kid “Silas”, now there’s like 5 on my street. Meanwhile names like “Mark” and “Steven” have gone the way of the dodo.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Silas? Booo.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
I know, kids have sissy names these days. Someone cue up the George Carlin “Guys named Todd” video.
June 29th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
“You will be done here” is actually weirder to me than the I WILL END YOU! that it became immediately in the memes section. Does coop wield a secret banhammer?
June 29th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Meanwhile names like “Mark” and “Steven” have gone the way of the dodo.
I am not a dodo and neither is my brother!
June 29th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
And here we thought JHS was the snitch
June 29th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
That’s what his boyfriend calls it.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
This is largely massively wrong. The most popular names are still overwhelmingly Michael, Jacob, Matthew, Christopher, William, and Anthony.
The only name that’s cracked big into the rankings is Ethan.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
I’m just surprised Coop took it so well all these years (pun?). Of all the meme’s that have existed in this site, the “coop is gay” has had the longest shelf life. He’s shown remarkable restraint for a long time. I’d have snapped a long time ago.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Four million children are born in this country each year, extrapolating a trend from one experience is the kind of logic that gets Dion Waiters drafted fourth overall.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Met one Ethan. He was a massive douche.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
Ethan is a very punchable name.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
Why though? I don’t even attribute the meme to his name, its just something to say whenever something slightly ghey is said. It wasn’t even until that whole exchange that I remembered the context of why we started saying it.
In the process, he created a SECOND meme for himself. I don’t think anyone says the meme maliciously, but I guess he felt Mullet used it about 5 times too much.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
SROD’s first name is Bill.
/truf
June 29th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
If you tell a story about making out with a dude on a site full of smartasses, you cannot expect that to be dropped no matter what.
/jerks off on pizza
June 29th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
/pours one out for first name
//pours another one out for middle name
June 29th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
/grumbles at fucking hippie parents
//scarred for life that disneyland didn’t have a spencer license plate
June 29th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
Top 5: Jacob, Mason, William, Jayden, Noah. Aidan/Aiden/Aden/Ayden would probably be #1 if you combined all the different spelling permutations.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
/ more common’d
June 29th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
True, plus everyone here seems to have an amazing memory. I still remember TBL talking about getting punked by Paul Pierce. And Vince Young Shoes. And Vader Fist Pump.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
Did they have any license plates for the name Bort?
June 29th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
//scarred for life that disneyland didn’t have a spencer license plate
Specner’s close enough, isn’t it?
June 29th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
Bill…Joe…hey…I’m Billy Joe Tolliver?
That would explain the rooting interest in the Chargers, eh?
June 29th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Neither Mark or Steven/Stephen is in the top 100. Some traditional names are holding strong, I have a few friends who have named their baby James. Also Jack has made a huge comeback. My friend Jack jokes that he is the only person between the ages of 10 and 50 named Jack.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
They had plenty of “Bort” license plates though.
/Searches like crazy for a Bort license plate everytime he sees one of those displays
June 29th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
/pours one out for imig
June 29th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Damn you Karma.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Jayden and Mason are horrific but I don’t consider the others new names, those are old school.
The spelling variants with Stephen cause it to get dropped but it’s never been one of the more popular ones. But the most traditional biblical names hold fairly strong.
/has two family members with a color as their middle name
June 29th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
YES THEY HAD BORT.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
/ high fives Shatner
// obscure Simpsons references FTW
June 29th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
I think we can all agree that it’s good that Tyler has plummeted, though.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Old testament names (Noah/Elijah/Jacob/Joshua) are trending upward. New testament names (Peter/Mark/John/Paul) are trending downward.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
Buddy of mine wanted to give schweinsteiger as the first name of his son. He lives in America. His wife talked him down. That’s a badass sounding name, but he’d been called a nazi all his life.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
Vajayjay, resident name analyst.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
Jews, what are you gonna do?
June 29th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
I have a baby due in 2 weeks, i’ve been researching.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
Would also go missing in the most important games of his life on the reg.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
Brantley, now there’s a new name that fucking sucks.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
sobs into the pillow
June 29th, 2012 at 4:17 PM
Congrats.
/ everyone is having a kid at TBL recently
June 29th, 2012 at 4:17 PM
Mein bratwurst has a first name, it’s F-R-I-T-Z, mine bratwurst has a second name it’s S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N….
June 29th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
“Any hetero?”
“What’s there is there.”
June 29th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
Rainer Wolfcastle: Jay, my new film is a mixture of action und comedy. It’s called “McBain: Let’s Get Silly.”
[Cut to clip from movie showing McBain with a microphone in front of a brick wall]
Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain: Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?
[pause]
Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain: That’s the joke.
Man in audience: You suck, McBain!
[McBain pulls a machine gun and fires into the audience]
June 29th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Yossarian Zhivago
/Just do it
//People having babies should look to us, the people who are going to drink for the next 86 hours, on how to name their lil bastards
June 29th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
One of my friends has a son named Fidel. He is NOT Cuban.
That’s a bold choice.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
/listens to Mountain Goats’ “No Children”
June 29th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
I’m friends with a pakistani couple in Canada that named their son Osama. This was after 9/11. The kid’s grandfather was named Osama so the dad wanted the name to continue. Thank god he lives in Canada. He goes to kindergarten. Can you imagine the type of abuse he’d get if he was American?
June 29th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
I know of a guy named Saif Butt.
/ I’m not making this up
June 29th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
Alberta? Cause shit would not go well for him there.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
and what a fine name that is.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
My wife’s cousins are named Adolf and Eva…
That subset of her family was not invited to the wedding.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
YES!! He lives in Calgary. Is Alberta the Alabama of Canada?
June 29th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
if I have a son he is getting named Waylon. best part about it is the gf is all for it too.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Texas.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Wow, RIM stocks still plummeting.
/ thank god I don’t use a Blackberry
// OT
June 29th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Middle name Smithers.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
that is a truly awesome name. bastian wouldve been cool too.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
Start inhalin’, Waylon.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
My wife was pitching Raylan before we found out we were having a girl…I think she was just attracted to Timothy Olyphant.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
if i were a pornstar, id name myself “impalin’ waylon coulier.”
June 29th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Spence, you gonna name your kid Gianluigi?
June 29th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
Spence is naming his daughter Anita Bonghit. Anita Bonghit Dick.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
if i had my sicilian name as a last name, maybe…probably name em after one of my heroes. always liked “jefferson” as a first name (nod to thomas jefferson, obvs)…very distinguished. or “eisenhower”…thought that sounded like a cool first name.
June 29th, 2012 at 4:45 PM
please, we both know if it’s a daughter im going to kill myself.