Kill me on the interwebs, or in real life?

The interwebs and real life are one and the same. You just haven’t woken up to that fact yet.
/ Morpheus’d

I will ,strong>REAR END you

Just to clarify, I’m pretty sure that means he’s going to kill me, right? Kill me on the interwebs, or in real life?

/coop’d

Just to clarify, I’m pretty sure that means he’s going to kill me, right? Kill me on the interwebs, or in real life?

He’s going to write FIN on your chest in permanent marker and change your mailing address.

/Many people get this confused

I will END you

Just to clarify, I’m pretty sure that means he’s going to kill me, right? Kill me on the interwebs, or in real life?

thats pretty funny. i laffed, which i thought was unpossible.

/slaps wigglepuppy

The only annoying and lingering issue is that Vezina (and his 300 other names) can;t, I mean truly can;t, apply an apostrophe when it;s needed. It;s the worst

Well, you have to cut SenorMadre some slack. From what I gather, he spends 25 hours a day chasing after the kids and cleaning up poop and drool.

do you go on grammar blogs and get pissed and comment when there is no sports discusssion?

Usually I go on breastfeeding mommy blogs and post ‘Tits of GTFO.’

Me think you maybe be might dis-understanding I.

I must be slow today. If you try that, they’ll have to perform a compost-mortem on you.

Can’t you boys just kiss and make up?

/coop’d

Fine, I’ll stop.

Also, did you just quote Moe Syzlack?

You are my new favourite commenter

/ pours one for obscure Simpsons references

do you go on grammar blogs and get pissed and comment when there is no sports discusssion?

yes, yes i did.

trade that hurts both teams. makes perfect sense.

I actually think its a good trade for both. The Hawks need a legit post presence (Horford is too short), and the Lakers need more athleticism.

You forgot to capitalize the “I”.

That’s the joke, you see I misspelling ‘crushes.’

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are not getting the jokes, I can tell you I don’t patience. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you get the jokes I write that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

if i hear one more assface bitch about grammar and spelling on a sports blog, then has a mispelling while ranting, i will shove their head up their ass so they can watch me kick the crap out of them.

The only annoying and lingering issue is that Vezina (and his 300 other names) can;t, I mean truly can;t, apply an apostrophe when it;s needed. It;s the worst.

Coop took Mullet out back and tore his ass apart.

He did. He blasted my ass yesterday, big time. I mean really gave me a good ass blasting…. blasted all up in it.

if i hear one more assface bitch about grammar and spelling on a sports blog, then has a mispelling while ranting, i will shove their head up their ass so they can watch me kick the crap out of them.

You forgot to capitalize the “I”.

Also, did you just quote Moe Syzlack?